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How To Determine If A Woman Is Crazy

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Saturday, March 25, 2017 10:42 AM
Since I'm away from home a lot, I have had plenty of time to get into trouble. Strip clubs, escorts, and the civvie dating scene over the years have taught me a thing or two about women. Here's what I have found if you're looking to date someone: These guidelines have held up well when determining if a seemingly normal girl/woman is really batshit crazy and just hides it well at first. 1. Unless she's been in med school for the past 7 years, if a woman isn't married by the time she's 30 she's nuts. Holds especially true if she's attractive. It's perfectly acceptable if she's already been divorced, that is not a determiner for crazy. 2. If she shows you 4 photos of herself in the past year, and at least 3 of them she has a different hair color, she's crazy. 3. Rules, "you have to do this, that and be this to date me." I've heard this a lot, best ever when a Jewish girl told me she would only marry a Jewish guy or a guy who would convert. I asked "have you ever even dated a Jewish guy?" she responded with "no" and I wanted to say "well that's why you're 34 and still have never been married." - Rules upfront are a deal breaker. If you avoid women that have any of the 3 steps above your dating life will run a lot smoother.

26 comments

  • Dougster
    7 years ago
    I have a simpler algorithm: Step 1) Is she a Woman? Step 2) If the answer to 1) was "yes" than she is crazy. Step 3) if the answer to 1) was "no" she's not a woman, but could still be crazy.
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    Dougie that is a simpler yet possibly more accurate one than mine. Good job!
  • elvis2
    7 years ago
    Is she breathing ? Yes ? Crazy No ? Used to be.
  • RandomMember
    7 years ago
    Someone who's deeply religious, believes in pseudo-science, aliens, homeopathy, clairvoyance, reads tabloids etc...
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    1) Does she have a vagina? 2) If yes, she's crazy.
  • GoVikings
    7 years ago
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    If they weren't crazy how would they put up with you?
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    fuck I must be a crazy woman myself because I read the tabloids in the check out line at the grocery store!
  • GoVikings
    7 years ago
    #2 made me laugh because not too long ago I was talking to a girl who that applies to
  • lotsoffun201
    7 years ago
    Here's how you tell: [view link]
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Does she have a name ? If so, she's crazy. If not, she's crazy.
  • GACA
    7 years ago
    Is she a single mom with bi-racial kids? Crazy AF
  • jackslash
    7 years ago
    If she's a woman, she's crazy. If she's a stripper, she's crazier.
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    If her name is Joe than she is crazy :)
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    When she opens her mouth and hot air comes out.
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Naah, dickbreath, wrong again. LMAO
  • georgmicrodong
    7 years ago
    If she has two X chromosomes.
  • gammanu95
    7 years ago
    The are two surefire signs to determine if a woman is crazy: 1. She has a heartbeat 2. She has a vagina.
  • shadowcat
    7 years ago
    I compare them to my ex wife.
  • sharkhunter
    7 years ago
    They are all crazy. It's just a matter of how crazy. I think they are attracted to crazy guys. If I sit around acting like a normal guy, I get approached a lot less.
  • sharkhunter
    7 years ago
    I have to deal with crazy everyday. Hardly no men in my life except long distance phone calls. I try to be very patient and cautious every day with so much craziness and irrationality.
  • Lone_Wolf
    7 years ago
    Have to put finger tattoos somewhere on the list.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    If you want to be able to recognize and understand crazy women, you just need to start reading Stephen King. SJG
  • ime
    7 years ago
    A woman married SanJoseLloyd but maybe she was sane which is why she divorced him and took his balls when she left. So I don't know if she is crazy or if it was just him, as we know he is nuttier than squirrel shit.
  • anonlvone
    7 years ago
    Barney did it first, [view link], but the way Dana McLendon built upon it was inspired genius.
  • lopaw
    7 years ago
    Lol plenty of you bee-oches here be crazier than the women that I meet in the clubs!
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