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How To Determine If A Woman Is Crazy

Mar 25, 2017, 10:42 AM
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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.

Since I'm away from home a lot, I have had plenty of time to get into trouble. Strip clubs, escorts, and the civvie dating scene over the years have taught me a thing or two about women. Here's what I have found if you're looking to date someone: These guidelines have held up well when determining if a seemingly normal girl/woman is really batshit crazy and just hides it well at first.

  1. Unless she's been in med school for the past 7 years, if a woman isn't married by the time she's 30 she's nuts. Holds especially true if she's attractive. It's perfectly acceptable if she's already been divorced, that is not a determiner for crazy.

  2. If she shows you 4 photos of herself in the past year, and at least 3 of them she has a different hair color, she's crazy.

  3. Rules, "you have to do this, that and be this to date me." I've heard this a lot, best ever when a Jewish girl told me she would only marry a Jewish guy or a guy who would convert. I asked "have you ever even dated a Jewish guy?" she responded with "no" and I wanted to say "well that's why you're 34 and still have never been married." - Rules upfront are a deal breaker.

If you avoid women that have any of the 3 steps above your dating life will run a lot smoother.

comments (26)

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Dougster

I have a simpler algorithm:

Step 1) Is she a Woman? Step 2) If the answer to 1) was "yes" than she is crazy. Step 3) if the answer to 1) was "no" she's not a woman, but could still be crazy.

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shailynn

Dougie that is a simpler yet possibly more accurate one than mine. Good job!

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elvis2

Is she breathing ?

Yes ? Crazy No ? Used to be.

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RandomMember

Someone who's deeply religious, believes in pseudo-science, aliens, homeopathy, clairvoyance, reads tabloids etc...

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warhawks
  1. Does she have a vagina?
  2. If yes, she's crazy.
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twentyfive

If they weren't crazy how would they put up with you?

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shailynn

fuck I must be a crazy woman myself because I read the tabloids in the check out line at the grocery store!

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GoVikings

#2 made me laugh because not too long ago I was talking to a girl who that applies to

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lotsoffun201
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vincemichaels

Does she have a name ? If so, she's crazy. If not, she's crazy.

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GACA

Is she a single mom with bi-racial kids? Crazy AF

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jackslash

If she's a woman, she's crazy. If she's a stripper, she's crazier.

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JuiceBox69

If her name is Joe than she is crazy :)

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vincemichaels

When she opens her mouth and hot air comes out.

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vincemichaels

Naah, dickbreath, wrong again. LMAO

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georgmicrodong

If she has two X chromosomes.

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gammanu95

The are two surefire signs to determine if a woman is crazy:

  1. She has a heartbeat
  2. She has a vagina.
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shadowcat

I compare them to my ex wife.

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sharkhunter

They are all crazy. It's just a matter of how crazy.

I think they are attracted to crazy guys. If I sit around acting like a normal guy, I get approached a lot less.

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sharkhunter

I have to deal with crazy everyday. Hardly no men in my life except long distance phone calls. I try to be very patient and cautious every day with so much craziness and irrationality.

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Lone_Wolf

Have to put finger tattoos somewhere on the list.

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san_jose_guy

If you want to be able to recognize and understand crazy women, you just need to start reading Stephen King.

SJG

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ime

A woman married SanJoseLloyd but maybe she was sane which is why she divorced him and took his balls when she left. So I don't know if she is crazy or if it was just him, as we know he is nuttier than squirrel shit.

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anonlvone

Barney did it first, youtube.com, but the way Dana McLendon built upon it was inspired genius.

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lopaw

Lol plenty of you bee-oches here be crazier than the women that I meet in the clubs!

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