Since I'm away from home a lot, I have had plenty of time to get into trouble. Strip clubs, escorts, and the civvie dating scene over the years have taught me a thing or two about women. Here's what I have found if you're looking to date someone: These guidelines have held up well when determining if a seemingly normal girl/woman is really batshit crazy and just hides it well at first.
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Unless she's been in med school for the past 7 years, if a woman isn't married by the time she's 30 she's nuts. Holds especially true if she's attractive. It's perfectly acceptable if she's already been divorced, that is not a determiner for crazy.
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If she shows you 4 photos of herself in the past year, and at least 3 of them she has a different hair color, she's crazy.
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Rules, "you have to do this, that and be this to date me." I've heard this a lot, best ever when a Jewish girl told me she would only marry a Jewish guy or a guy who would convert. I asked "have you ever even dated a Jewish guy?" she responded with "no" and I wanted to say "well that's why you're 34 and still have never been married." - Rules upfront are a deal breaker.
If you avoid women that have any of the 3 steps above your dating life will run a lot smoother.
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I have a simpler algorithm:
Step 1) Is she a Woman? Step 2) If the answer to 1) was "yes" than she is crazy. Step 3) if the answer to 1) was "no" she's not a woman, but could still be crazy.
Dougie that is a simpler yet possibly more accurate one than mine. Good job!
Is she breathing ?
Yes ? Crazy No ? Used to be.
Someone who's deeply religious, believes in pseudo-science, aliens, homeopathy, clairvoyance, reads tabloids etc...
If they weren't crazy how would they put up with you?
fuck I must be a crazy woman myself because I read the tabloids in the check out line at the grocery store!
#2 made me laugh because not too long ago I was talking to a girl who that applies to
Here's how you tell:
Does she have a name ? If so, she's crazy. If not, she's crazy.
Is she a single mom with bi-racial kids? Crazy AF
If she's a woman, she's crazy. If she's a stripper, she's crazier.
If her name is Joe than she is crazy :)
When she opens her mouth and hot air comes out.
Naah, dickbreath, wrong again. LMAO
If she has two X chromosomes.
The are two surefire signs to determine if a woman is crazy:
I compare them to my ex wife.
They are all crazy. It's just a matter of how crazy.
I think they are attracted to crazy guys. If I sit around acting like a normal guy, I get approached a lot less.
I have to deal with crazy everyday. Hardly no men in my life except long distance phone calls. I try to be very patient and cautious every day with so much craziness and irrationality.
Have to put finger tattoos somewhere on the list.
If you want to be able to recognize and understand crazy women, you just need to start reading Stephen King.
SJG
A woman married SanJoseLloyd but maybe she was sane which is why she divorced him and took his balls when she left. So I don't know if she is crazy or if it was just him, as we know he is nuttier than squirrel shit.
Barney did it first, youtube.com, but the way Dana McLendon built upon it was inspired genius.
Lol plenty of you bee-oches here be crazier than the women that I meet in the clubs!
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