How To Determine If A Woman Is Crazy
Since I'm away from home a lot, I have had plenty of time to get into trouble. Strip clubs, escorts, and the civvie dating scene over the years have taught me a thing or two about women. Here's what I have found if you're looking to date someone: These guidelines have held up well when determining if a seemingly normal girl/woman is really batshit crazy and just hides it well at first.
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Unless she's been in med school for the past 7 years, if a woman isn't married by the time she's 30 she's nuts. Holds especially true if she's attractive. It's perfectly acceptable if she's already been divorced, that is not a determiner for crazy.
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If she shows you 4 photos of herself in the past year, and at least 3 of them she has a different hair color, she's crazy.
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Rules, "you have to do this, that and be this to date me." I've heard this a lot, best ever when a Jewish girl told me she would only marry a Jewish guy or a guy who would convert. I asked "have you ever even dated a Jewish guy?" she responded with "no" and I wanted to say "well that's why you're 34 and still have never been married." - Rules upfront are a deal breaker.
If you avoid women that have any of the 3 steps above your dating life will run a lot smoother.
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last commentI have a simpler algorithm:
Step 1) Is she a Woman?
Step 2) If the answer to 1) was "yes" than she is crazy.
Step 3) if the answer to 1) was "no" she's not a woman, but could still be crazy.
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Dougie that is a simpler yet possibly more accurate one than mine. Good job!
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Is she breathing ?
Yes ? Crazy
No ? Used to be.
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Someone who's deeply religious, believes in pseudo-science, aliens, homeopathy, clairvoyance, reads tabloids etc...
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Does she have a vagina?
If yes, she's crazy.
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www.youtube.com
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If they weren't crazy how would they put up with you?
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fuck I must be a crazy woman myself because I read the tabloids in the check out line at the grocery store!
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#2 made me laugh because not too long ago I was talking to a girl who that applies to
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Here's how you tell:
m.youtube.com
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Does she have a name ? If so, she's crazy. If not, she's crazy.
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Is she a single mom with bi-racial kids? Crazy AF
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If she's a woman, she's crazy. If she's a stripper, she's crazier.
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If her name is Joe than she is crazy :)
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When she opens her mouth and hot air comes out.
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Naah, dickbreath, wrong again. LMAO
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If she has two X chromosomes.
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The are two surefire signs to determine if a woman is crazy:
She has a heartbeat
She has a vagina.
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I compare them to my ex wife.
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They are all crazy. It's just a matter of how crazy.
I think they are attracted to crazy guys. If I sit around acting like a normal guy, I get approached a lot less.
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I have to deal with crazy everyday. Hardly no men in my life except long distance phone calls. I try to be very patient and cautious every day with so much craziness and irrationality.
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Have to put finger tattoos somewhere on the list.
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If you want to be able to recognize and understand crazy women, you just need to start reading Stephen King.
SJG
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A woman married SanJoseLloyd but maybe she was sane which is why she divorced him and took his balls when she left. So I don't know if she is crazy or if it was just him, as we know he is nuttier than squirrel shit.
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Barney did it first, www.youtube.com, but the way Dana McLendon built upon it was inspired genius.
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Lol plenty of you bee-oches here be crazier than the women that I meet in the clubs!
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