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How To Determine If A Woman Is Crazy

shailynn

They never tell you what you need to know.

Since I'm away from home a lot, I have had plenty of time to get into trouble. Strip clubs, escorts, and the civvie dating scene over the years have taught me a thing or two about women. Here's what I have found if you're looking to date someone: These guidelines have held up well when determining if a seemingly normal girl/woman is really batshit crazy and just hides it well at first.

1. Unless she's been in med school for the past 7 years, if a woman isn't married by the time she's 30 she's nuts. Holds especially true if she's attractive. It's perfectly acceptable if she's already been divorced, that is not a determiner for crazy.

2. If she shows you 4 photos of herself in the past year, and at least 3 of them she has a different hair color, she's crazy.

3. Rules, "you have to do this, that and be this to date me." I've heard this a lot, best ever when a Jewish girl told me she would only marry a Jewish guy or a guy who would convert. I asked "have you ever even dated a Jewish guy?" she responded with "no" and I wanted to say "well that's why you're 34 and still have never been married." - Rules upfront are a deal breaker.


If you avoid women that have any of the 3 steps above your dating life will run a lot smoother.