Club Omaha

WTF - this is Juice's favorite spot when he is in town. He's always down for the $4 Four Loko Special.

People on this site are spread out all over the country - where the hell is this club?

That must be one bad club if it's the worst club you've ever been in. From the vast array of clubs you've reviewed I'd imagine you've seen just about every club in the country.
Thank you for sharing your vast strip club wisdom with the rest of us. Your detailed description will save many amateur PLs from wasting time and money in Club Omaha.

Don't listen to Repirts. He just wants to keep all the beautiful ladies at Club Omaha to himself. Club Omaha is the ultimate strip club, a combination of the beautiful dancers of Mons Venus with the cheap extras of Bogart's.

Is this the club that Peyton Manning is always talking about?

Well duck. There go my summer plans.

Duck it

Hell, our job is to spread the wealth. Nasty bitch's lives matter, too.

And Shailynn should know, because after each practice of the West Texas Christian Glee Club, his mom drives him over to the senior ladies bingo night.

SJG

Blow me, dickbreath.

Sure, they finally get a nude club in Omaha right after I moved away. OTOH, that building is a dump.