Brittanee Drexel, teen who vanished in 2009, was raped, shot, eaten by alligator

I don't know whether to believe it or not. It seems a bit over the top but you never know.

Very sad if true. I hope they manage to find and arrest the perpetrators if true.

Confused . . . How did an alligator pass the background check for a gun? Or is this that gunshow loophole everyone is talking about?

;)

I bet it was Rick the alligator. I think he has a whole council that could purchase guns for him. ;)

Just remember, gun-toting alligators = not brilliant!

This story is seven months old. I hope it was prosecuted as a hate crime.

No, but you were in the pond sucking off the alligators. LMAO

Blow me dickbreath.