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i'm so goddamn thirsty

LecherousMonk

Mom's basement

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml

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JuiceBox69
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If it's a incurably thirst it might be strip club diabetes LMFAO

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beguiled
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It's that time of year. I need to fuck something.

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warhawks
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Give him some of your Holy water Juice.

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LecherousMonk
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juice, that would be my second case of diabetes (not really, but soon for sure)

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Papi_Chulo
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Use that motivation to make some $$$ so you can have access to pussy

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Dominic77
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i love to see a fellow monger with a healthy appetite.

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shailynn
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Monk, ask your parents for an advance on your allowance!

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GoVikings
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^ lolololol

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Dougster
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OP: "need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml"

So this is jestie214's newest alias?

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LecherousMonk
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shailynn, i only got it a week ago, and blew it all on a private dance from Dani Daniels.

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GoVikings
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at least you've got good taste monk!!!

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shailynn
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Monk it's time to start mowing some lawns!

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Papi_Chulo
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Next time you go to the strip-club ask if they are hiring - perhaps you can be assistant bathroom troll

:)

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JuiceBox69
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LMFAO brilliant points gentleman

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larryfisherman
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Drink some pussy juice :)

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LecherousMonk
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papi, excellent idea. May try that. I have considered parlaying my strip clubbing into a career as a sleazy porn talent scout.

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flagooner
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Are you an astronaut?

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san_jose_guy
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Trust Shailynn, as he is telling it just like he lives.

SJG

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