i'm so goddamn thirsty

18 comments

• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  If it's a incurably thirst it might be strip club diabetes LMFAO
• beguiled

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  8 years ago

  It's that time of year. I need to fuck something.
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  Give him some of your Holy water Juice.
• LecherousMonk

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  8 years ago

  juice, that would be my second case of diabetes (not really, but soon for sure)
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Use that motivation to make some $$$ so you can have access to pussy
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  i love to see a fellow monger with a healthy appetite.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Monk, ask your parents for an advance on your allowance!
• GoVikings

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  8 years ago

  ^ lolololol
• Dougster

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  8 years ago

  OP: "need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml"
  
  So this is jestie214's newest alias?
• LecherousMonk

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  8 years ago

  shailynn, i only got it a week ago, and blew it all on a private dance from Dani Daniels.
• GoVikings

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  8 years ago

  at least you've got good taste monk!!!
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Monk it's time to start mowing some lawns!
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Next time you go to the strip-club ask if they are hiring - perhaps you can be assistant bathroom troll
  
  :)
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO brilliant points gentleman
• larryfisherman

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  8 years ago

  Drink some pussy juice :)
• LecherousMonk

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  8 years ago

  papi, excellent idea. May try that. I have considered parlaying my strip clubbing into a career as a sleazy porn talent scout.
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  Are you an astronaut?
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Trust Shailynn, as he is telling it just like he lives.
  
  SJG
  
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