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i'm so goddamn thirsty

Mar 23, 2017, 6:17 PM
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LecherousMonk
Mom's basement

need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml

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JuiceBox69

If it's a incurably thirst it might be strip club diabetes LMFAO

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beguiled

It's that time of year. I need to fuck something.

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warhawks

Give him some of your Holy water Juice.

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LecherousMonk

juice, that would be my second case of diabetes (not really, but soon for sure)

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Papi_Chulo

Use that motivation to make some $$$ so you can have access to pussy

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Dominic77

i love to see a fellow monger with a healthy appetite.

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shailynn

Monk, ask your parents for an advance on your allowance!

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GoVikings

^ lolololol

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Dougster

OP: "need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml"

So this is jestie214's newest alias?

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LecherousMonk

shailynn, i only got it a week ago, and blew it all on a private dance from Dani Daniels.

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GoVikings

at least you've got good taste monk!!!

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shailynn

Monk it's time to start mowing some lawns!

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Papi_Chulo

Next time you go to the strip-club ask if they are hiring - perhaps you can be assistant bathroom troll

:)

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO brilliant points gentleman

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larryfisherman

Drink some pussy juice :)

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LecherousMonk

papi, excellent idea. May try that. I have considered parlaying my strip clubbing into a career as a sleazy porn talent scout.

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flagooner

Are you an astronaut?

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san_jose_guy

Trust Shailynn, as he is telling it just like he lives.

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