i'm so goddamn thirsty

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LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml

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JuiceBox69
8 years ago
If it's a incurably thirst it might be strip club diabetes LMFAO
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beguiled
8 years ago
It's that time of year. I need to fuck something.
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warhawks
8 years ago
Give him some of your Holy water Juice.
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LecherousMonk
8 years ago
juice, that would be my second case of diabetes (not really, but soon for sure)
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
Use that motivation to make some $$$ so you can have access to pussy
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Dominic77
8 years ago
i love to see a fellow monger with a healthy appetite.
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shailynn
8 years ago
Monk, ask your parents for an advance on your allowance!
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GoVikings
8 years ago
^ lolololol
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Dougster
8 years ago
OP: "need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml"

So this is jestie214's newest alias?
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LecherousMonk
8 years ago
shailynn, i only got it a week ago, and blew it all on a private dance from Dani Daniels.
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GoVikings
8 years ago
at least you've got good taste monk!!!
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shailynn
8 years ago
Monk it's time to start mowing some lawns!
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
Next time you go to the strip-club ask if they are hiring - perhaps you can be assistant bathroom troll

:)
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JuiceBox69
8 years ago
LMFAO brilliant points gentleman
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larryfisherman
8 years ago
Drink some pussy juice :)
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LecherousMonk
8 years ago
papi, excellent idea. May try that. I have considered parlaying my strip clubbing into a career as a sleazy porn talent scout.
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flagooner
8 years ago
Are you an astronaut?
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Trust Shailynn, as he is telling it just like he lives.

SJG

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