need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml
i'm so goddamn thirsty
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Jump to latestIt's that time of year. I need to fuck something.
Give him some of your Holy water Juice.
juice, that would be my second case of diabetes (not really, but soon for sure)
Use that motivation to make some $$$ so you can have access to pussy
i love to see a fellow monger with a healthy appetite.
Monk, ask your parents for an advance on your allowance!
^ lolololol
OP: "need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml"
So this is jestie214's newest alias?
shailynn, i only got it a week ago, and blew it all on a private dance from Dani Daniels.
at least you've got good taste monk!!!
Monk it's time to start mowing some lawns!
Next time you go to the strip-club ask if they are hiring - perhaps you can be assistant bathroom troll
:)
LMFAO brilliant points gentleman
Drink some pussy juice :)
papi, excellent idea. May try that. I have considered parlaying my strip clubbing into a career as a sleazy porn talent scout.
Are you an astronaut?
Trust Shailynn, as he is telling it just like he lives.
SJG
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If it's a incurably thirst it might be strip club diabetes LMFAO