Brilliant tips for juicebox69's upcoming flight to Detroit!

LMFAO..thanks Buddy

Nice! I will read this thoroughly

I bet you will Joe...I bet you will :)

Juice isn't flying on any planes, he's hitch hiking.

Juice is on the no-fly list.

Homeland Security won't let him on a plane.

LMFAO!!!!

He got band for masturbating on a flight from Charlotte to Orlando.

They might not let you on the plane if you're wearing yoga pants. washingtonpost.com

Juice can't fit into those leggings, he's a big dude.