What's Your Playbook?

What do you guys do once you enter the club. How do you proceed to live out your dreams? I am a rank amateur and have recently gotten into the scene but as my previous discussion shows, I probably do not know what I am doing. So, this is my attempt to learn from the wise men in this board.

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  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Fist thing you need to do immediately upon entering a club is walk up to the bounced and give him a $20. 00 then check your tie and be sure there are no skid marks on your three piece white polyester suit. All done now have a good time.
    PS don't pay attention to any logical advice they're only giving it to break your balls.
  • vincemichaels
    8 years ago
    Look out for desertscrub, before you know it he'll have inserted his powerwasher in an inappropriate place and turned it on. :)
  • Old4Young
    8 years ago
    This is mine...I figured I can't do ITC on a moments notice, I'm into my 60s so you can put two and two together, let's just say limp bizkit is my constant companion. So, in the beginning when the dancers asked to dance I said okay, but when they grabbed a limo bizkit it was getting embarrassing and I realized I'm not the ITC type.

    So, I thought maybe if I just relax in the club, become a regular, get to know the dancers and waitresses a bit...eat, drink buy the dancers food...which I read on here is a way to spend more time with them. Eventually the Idea was for me to broach the subject to meet outside the club or they may ask themselves, but this is basically what I was going for...what I call the long game (I guess).

    But seems like I am doing something wrong because, the girls in the blues I frequent are trying to get dances or sell VIPs...and eventually they leave. I let them know I will compensate them for their time and hand over $40-$100 plus drinks over the course of 1-3 hours. Sometimes they give me their numbers and I'm not sure what to do with it. Like the other day a dancer sent 'hey' to which I replied 'what's up?', then nothing.

    What is wrong with my approach or attitude? I would love to just LDK in the club, but like I said issues, so...I am trying something different.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    8 years ago
    A. You'll find that most guys here have wildly varying expectations and definitions of 'fun'. Spend some time skimming through the older (non troll) threads and articles. You'll pick up a lot of information.

    B. Be prepared to catch some amount of shit here. This is a poor environment for the thin skinned. See TwentyFive above.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    ^^^ I wholeheartedly agree with Ishmael I too am in my sixties and Ishmael is a whale chaser )
  • RandomMember
    8 years ago
    First off, it's not a "Playbook" -- it's called "The System." Not just any System, but a finally honed set of rules that will guarantee success in any strip-club setting. You too can pay for sex just like the pros. Please don't hesitate; it's yours for only $29.95 plus shipping.
  • RandomMember
    8 years ago
    *finely
  • georgmicrodong
    8 years ago
    First thing I do is hit the head. That gets me ready. Then I sit at the bar and watch. If there's anything I like, I say "hi". Then see how it goes from there.
  • K
    8 years ago
    georgemicrodong has you more than halfway there. I like to add something coy like, "would you fuck me for $?" or "how much for a BJ?" then I see how it goes from there
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    I use the spread-offense
  • Old4Young
    8 years ago
    @K Those are literally the first words you say when you meet a dancer you like for the first time?
  • georgmicrodong
    8 years ago
    @K, if things work out, I've found "spit, or swallow?" to be a decent icebreaker.
  • rockstar666
    8 years ago
    My MO is always the same. I walk in, sit at the bar and greet all the waitresses. I know both shifts and in fact several are FB friends. Then I order a drink, and just keep my eyes open. I know my CF will find me eventually so I just enjoy the show until she does.

    If it's a night the CF isn't working, I debate with myself who I might try out, or who I might go again with.

    The rare times I go to a new club, I just look for the girl that I can't stop looking at, and if she even comes just close to me, I make eye contact. Unless she has a regular she's walking to, she'll stop by. I make a deal...and the rest is history! LOL
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Seriously just sit at the bar order a drink break a hundred to pay for it they all come by to check you out grab the one you like have some fun don't forget to tip your bartender. That it easy peasy.
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    Like many things in life, it's like riding a bike, you learn by doing it - although IMO TUSCL *is* a great place to learn (mainly from reading the posts from vets on the discussion board) - TUSCL is sorta monger networking.

    Strip-clubbing is not an exact science, there are many variables thus exact outcomes/results are not gonna happen - generally the more one spends the better one's odds are of getting what they want but one also needs to know what they are doing.

    Different PLs have different approaches - some will not spend too much ITC b/c they feel this will de-incentivise her from OTC if she's already getting good $$$ from you ITC - others will say you need to show her your good for $$$ by spending ITC.

    OTC is not as easy or guaranteed as just being willing to pay - in some clubs or areas it may be a bit more commom but it seems it usually has a pretty-high failure rate - often times it rakes multiple visits w/ dancers to build a rapport.

    If the dancers feel you are being tight ($$$) ITC then good-chance they won't rake you seriously w.r.t. OTC.

    Bottom-line it's business and best way to deal with dancers is to be direct on what you want but tactful and let the chips fall where they may - like I mentioned OTC has a high-failure rare and all one can do is try/keep-working-it.

    You can do a search for "OTC" in the TUSCL search box and see many previous threads and some TUSCL articles.


    And BTW, have you not tried Viagra for ITC or does it not work for you?
  • JohnSmith69
    8 years ago
    If the club is new to me or an infrequent destination, I usually sit one row back from the tip rail and watch the talent. Then once I find my true love for the evening, I run my system to make her mine.

    If the club is someplace that I go frequently, then I either go sit with a regular if I see one free or else I just sit and let hem find me.
  • rockstar666
    8 years ago
    Papi echos the advice I would give. I like asking, "Are you available for take out?" and it's not been offensive to any dancer yet. When I used to ask directly about OTC I had some pretty harsh replies when just a simple "no" would have been fine. SW girls, no doubt.

    On the issue of money, the more you spend ITC the more she'll expect for OTC, so it depends on your budget. My OTC budget is $200 to the dancer for anything from a quickie to over night, and in my club for the usual talent that's a decent offer for the quickie; beyond that depends on if she "likes" me as I leave it up to her. But my usual $180 to the house for a dancer ITC and a $200 OTC bonus seems to be enough to get some action. I wouldn't spend $1k on anyone!

    My CF "loves" me, but I didn't ask about take out until my last (4th) visit, and she was quick to confirm we will make arrangements next visit. I considered she was a sure thing due to the level of extras I get from her; complete GFE. This broke a streak of maybe 10 rejections in a row over the last several years. It's just not an extras or OTC club, but it can happen!
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    8 years ago
    I've never used the term "take out". Just sounds goofy and feels wrong to me.
  • K
    8 years ago
    old4young
    Of course not. I was poking fun at the guys that make this out to be overly complicated. It is really simple. I have no playbook. No system. I chat with the ladies and then get to the point. I do need to talk to her and get a dance or two first. I don't usually got for ITC and I like mixing OTC with other pleasures so sometimes I plan out an evening with her. Dinner, drinks, hotel. This helps some new to the game say yes. That is about as close as I get to a system or a playbook.

    There are a few clubs around these parts that I don't need to say a word. The dancers come to you and say tell you what they will do and for how much.
  • rockstar666
    8 years ago
    K - same with me. OTC is always dinner and maybe a live band somewhere or play or something. I never ask for OTC until I get to know her to be sure I WANT OTC from her; in this case 4 times at the club and numerous in VIP.

    Took me a year to get OTC from my ATF, and it was she who suggested it...I was shy!
  • ppwh
    8 years ago
    I head straight to the bathroom and wash my cock. I toss the bathroom troll a couple of extra bucks if he offers a pour of Listermint to help freshen up.
  • Old4Young
    8 years ago
    @Papi_Chulo I do very rarely, I tend to get dizzy when I do use it, so I try to save it for really special occasions.

    So, I've had a strippers say things along these lines...Anything goes in the VIP, but need to go to the VIP which is (depending on club) $150-$300 and then have to pay her $500-$800 for an hour to spend time with me in the VIP. Luckily I didn't bite on any of these offers, but these happen so often I'm starting to think they are the norm...does this sound no similar what you guys experience?
  • rockstar666
    8 years ago
    Old4Young...what a hustle. Spending money like that ITC has nothing to do with later getting OTC sex and I have zero confidence on what she'll actually do in VIP for any price. Take lots of dancers to VIP, and you'll find some will give you what you want for a mild tip, and some won't no matter how much you're led to believe they will if you drop a bunch of Benjamines.
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    "... Anything goes in the VIP, but need to go to the VIP which is (depending on club) $150-$300 and then have to pay her $500-$800 for an hour to spend time with me in the VIP ..."

    I think these dancers have you pegged for an easy-mark - $150 - $300 sounds like a lot (I assume you club in the Austin, TX area according to the clubs you have reviewed) -I would check w/ club staff (manager, etc) on exactly the room-fees in case you are going just by what the dancers tell you - if indeed the room are that expensive good-chance she is getting a good-cut of that room-fee (clubs often give dancers a cut of the room-fees; 50% or more, as an incentive to get them to sell rooms - although many dancers will not admit to this b/c it may cut into their tip from the custy) - anyway, I'm not too familiar with the Austin SC scene but I had it in mind it was not necessarily a very high-cost SC area (I think there are some clubs w/ $10-dances) - in most areas $200 to $300 is often enough for VIP extras although this may not include the room.

    You need to learn how to be the one in control and not just go w/ w/e the dancers tell you - many dancers can smell an easy-mark a mile away - many dancers if the custy asks how much for VIP, they'll quote him a sky-high price since many newbs will-bite - choose a # you think is fair and stick to that and let her walk if she wants to - often times they try to play hardball and say no to a fair-offer then come back later if they are having trouble making $$$.

    In your previous thread you mentioned they often hangout w/ you for a good-while even though they are not making that much from you - that would tell me there's not that much $$$ in that club - if they could be getting $500+ for VIP they would not be sitting you for an hour or two for a tip.

    And why would you wanna do VIP for an hour - most guys are not gonna be fucking for an hour - most-likely 15-minutes of action w/ the rest of the time talking which one can do on the main-floor - most clubs have 30-minute options and some even 15-minute options for less $$$.
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    w.r.t. Viagra, have you tried a different brand (Cialis, etc) or a lower-dosage to see if you don't get those side-effects.
  • Old4Young
    8 years ago
    @Papi_Chulo Yeh man, I've tried that too, better but some side effects. I'm starting to think it's my general obesity that is the real issue here. What's real funny is that a dancer I met motivated me to join the gym and get in shape, not that she said anything about it, but I felt like a slob next to her and in my head I figured she would like an in shape old man than a fat old man. And my heart flutters when I think about our life together..:)

    But yeh, I club in Austin. The specific clubs I frequent and Palazio, Perfect 10 and Rick's. But all Rick's seems to be the most reasonable and also has the less attractive dancers.
  • Dougster
    8 years ago
    OP: "What's Your Playbook?"

    I'm also a religious practitioner of RickyBoy's The System.
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    man i feel your frustration. i'm almost 67. just relax and enjoy the ride. if you cannot wait... go to Tijuana. as long as you're a gentleman you will have so many opportunities in Tijuana.
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    Cut out the sugar ... it's amazing how much it will affect your body.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    Best to select the girl yourself, than the otherway round. Very easy to interact with them when they are on stage. But you don't have to wait for that.

    Just don't buy dances and don't let them sell you dances, as that is a chumps game. Civilianize it with front room friendliness. Get a makeout session going. Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room. And plan on waking up with her the next morning too.

    SJG
  • ime
    8 years ago
    Sjg is the Cleveland Browns of strip clubbers, he has a shitty playbook and never wins.
  • larryfisherman
    8 years ago
    I throw a couple screen passes to loosen things up, then I go for the HAIL MARY.
  • Old4Young
    8 years ago
    @san_jose_guy 'civilianize it'? Are you being serious? I am old enough to be their grandfather...you really think your strategy will work for me?
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    8 years ago
    Yes, he's serious. No, you shouldn't listen to him.

    Then again, read his posts in other threads and make up your own mind as to whether or not his advice is for you.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    I never said not to give them money. Just don't ever act like money buys them. So yes, always treat them like civilians.

    Lots of civilian ways to give them money.

    https://www.amazon.com/How-Date-Young-Wo…

    On the average about 10% will be interested in relationships with older men. You can distinguish them because where as most will be dressed trendy, this smaller group will be dressed Avant-garde.

    SJG
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