Celebrating your birthday at a strip club.....

on my 'to do' bucket list now...

Perhaps the end of debauchery in Argentina.

I call that Thursday.

Woe is me, I'm going to the wrong clubs.

I'm not sure how she pulled this off. One time I sprayed chocolate syrup on my girlfriends pussy and it almost sent her to the emergency room. Side note, champagne will do the same thing.

Whipped cream is okay.

She looks like a criminal

I will never celebrate a birthday at a strip club, or recommend such for a bachelor party. Not her in Louisville anyway. The girls get *sadistic*, literally stripping the poor sod down to his skivvies, whipping him with his own belt, "treating" him to dances from the heaviest, ugliest girls in the club, and making fun of him if he gets even the slightest bit of chub.