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Food for thought

I just saw where 300 some people were released from lock up for low key drug crimes. My thoughts on this are simple yes low key drug crimes don't deserve a huge sentence and some were ridiculous. However with the…

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Gay guus touch a vigina for the first time

https://youtu.be/KSsu1SFbjO0 Can you keep snacks down there? The clit is in the hood! Lmfao

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Hay guys touch boobs for the first time

https://youtu.be/qTMP5jOdm3M

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Lesbians touch a penis for the first time

https://youtu.be/HsXypbRwEH0

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I bet you can't do this...

https://youtu.be/BDfzhoD4jes Look mom! No hands!

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Wallanon, a Monger among mongers!

I suppose I haven't paid much attention, maybe it's because I only drive by here on average around 3 times a week and when i'm here I usually read a couple threads or reviews post in a couple threads, maybe…

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Protestors

I was watching the news last night and some of the Trump protestors were interviewed. The ones that could speak in complete sentences stated they were protesting Trump taking away their rights. HMMMMMMM since he has not taken office how…

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Even better

Perfect bouncy tits https://mobile.twitter.com/bouncing_tits/status/820866975769489409/video/1

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I need a bath

https://mobile.twitter.com/bouncing_tits/status/821164068342001664/video/1

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Hellooooo Boobies

And good morning https://mobile.twitter.com/bouncing_tits/status/821229451254108160/video/1

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OT: MSN News Poll

A poll asks how people feel about the future of the nation with Donald Trump as president. The choices and votes are: Very Optimistic 38%, guardedly optimistic 17%, somewhat concerned 9%, or deeply concerned 36%. The divisions closely…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Nice

Visited to kill time waiting to see a rocket launch that was scrubbed. Interesting layout with an odd shaped bar that winds through three separate rooms. Nice center stage with a pole and another…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

The old In and Out...

I have a love/hate relationship with this brothel disguised as a strip club. although the day dancers can be older and plumper (and reliable swallowers), it features many younger, edgier and shaved performers full of…

Club Aphrodisia

Zürich, Switzerland

Don't go on a weekend. It's closed. Take plenty of cash (or go elsewhere).

Another from the archives. I'm going to do something I usually don't do for reviews, but what are the odds many TUSCLers will ever set foot in this place? Kinda like in real estate…

Wild Horse Saloon

Louisville, Kentucky

Black club with a party atmosphere

The place is pretty run down and sparse, but not in a disgusting way. They had several dancers, all AA, and they actually had good energy dancing. They were mostly thick. On…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Review

I don't think I'll be back to this place. It's a huge club, clean and nicely decorated but it has a cold vibe. On Saturday nights, it's probably full enough of customers to…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Business as Usual

I was headed down michigan ave on a late saturday evening after watching some football and thought what better way to cap the night off than a trip to the Bo. I arrived and it…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Surprisingly pleased

It's been a long time since I'd visited some of the Mississauga clubs so I decided to check out a couple of them. First up was Café Atlantis. As others have remarked the…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Ok, but not great

After a pleasant time at Café Atlantis I decided to stop by here to compare the two. Generally speaking this felt much more like a blue collar club in terms of customers and club…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Local bar

It has the feel of a local bar, and the dancers act that way. I observed that dancers seem to ignore me unless I started a conversation. They did seem to go up to some…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

A night at the Lei

It was my first trip back since my last visit a few months ago. I came with a buddy who is a regular of Layla's. I was disappointed to find out that the Marie posted…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Just another Monday night

Stopped by on a Weekday night to get my freak on. It wasn't a great night by any means but there where a couple of lookers with big fake tits that sparked my attention.…

Lady Dy

Bucharest, Romania

Smoking hot girls. Hottest in town. But beware that the action is not in the club.

This place deserves a review since it had the best looking girls in town, and was the only place I hit more than once during my stay. So there was the club that kept…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

great place

I finally got back to the San Antonio area. I knew that I was going to stop in this club when I got to town. And, of course, it did not disappoint. I like that…

The Buddhist

Bucharest, Romania

Best Club in Town. Only US Style Strip Club.

Dusting this one off from the archives, since the euro clubs don't have that many reviews. Was in Bucharest on business, and this was the first club I hit that night. Hadn't really planned…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

decent club to waste time

It is not far from the airport so it is a good stop on your way into town if thats your thing. I came in on a Thursday night and it was a decent stop.…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Dancer's Opinion

Working at a big club in manhattan I would get all these big spenders from Fairfield county telling me how great this place beamers was & how I'd make so much money there. The place…

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Anyone Going to the Womens March on Washington Tomorrow?

The way I look at it is shit tons of women on parade and you know some of 'em gotta be looking for dick. Given that the one thing I've consistently been called throughout my life is a DICK…

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Is Florida weirder on a per capita basis than other states?

Florida is a big state so you'd expect a lot of weirdos even if every state had a similar proportion of weirdos. Then again, stuff like this happens in Florida: http://straight.fleshbot.com/6019675/only-in-florida-burnt-sausage-castle Sounds like it was a brilliant party house! ;)

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Two guys’ night out at strip club turns into $75M lawsuit

“They were a couple of old friends who decided to have a drink at a place that advertises as a gentlemen’s club, but there were no gentleman there.” http://nypost.com/2017/01/19/two-guys-night-out-at-strip-club-turns-into-75m-lawsuit/

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The Day of Days has come...

The day libs wring their hands and rend their garments Hail to the Chief, President Trump!

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Baker's Dozen

Thought I'd drop in on a weekday afternoon to escape the snarl of road traffic on the way home. Paid the usual $5 cover and was wanded in with no issues. Bought a beer and…

Fantasy Ranch

Euless, Texas

There are better...

Went there because of an awesome experience I had in the past and its been awhile since I came to Fort Worth. It was certainly quieter and less crowded than before. a few men gathered around…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Night Visit

4 months after my first visit this time a night visit. The club looks the same, stage front bar back. Circle tables in the middle some on the edges. There an elevated level in front…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

SOLID CLUB

This is a great club to go to with friends. The women look good and the environment is always lively. Plus, there is another club, next door. I had a few dances…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Nice visit with one highlight

Went with some friends who were in town on Friday night. We had a solid time. Ate dinner and had some drinks. We went early in the evening and stayed quite some time. The drinks…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Tons of girls less talent

This Saturday night I went with 4 buddies to check Baby Dolls out. We've had good experiences on weekdays, but Saturday it was packed. We couldn't find a place to sit at all. And while…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Lots of dancers but...

I will say the place was pretty busy for a Wednesday evening. However I left disappointed. While there were plentyof girls at the club the talent level was probably the the worst I…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

End of an Era

To clear up the previous reviews, yes Oasis is non smoking, one of the few clubs I've been to that doesn't leave you reeking of smoke. There is no smoking inside, period. There are also…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Good memories

Really good memories of this place. Had some time to kill while I waited for a friends flight to arrive so I decided to drop in for a beer. Layout - they really did a…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Long time no visit.

One weekday evening, I ubered to this club. Used a free pass from previous visit to get in. Arrived around 8PM and there were about 6 dancers and 8 PL's. Found a seat next to…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Stopped in for the first time in six months...

Arrived about 10:30 and there were a few cars in the parking lot. When in and ordered a drink. Place has not changed since being it opened. Seemed that there were a…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Visited on a Thursday afternoon (after...

Visited on a Thursday afternoon (after a disappointing visit to Satin Dolls). I didn't realize how close this was from Satin Dolls. Small parking lot, so not sure where everyone parks if it is crowded.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls Review

Had a chance to fly to Dallas, not a place I visit very often at all, so I thought I'd check out the infamous Baby Dolls club. Overall, I wouldn't say that it let me…

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skihomo609

102 reviews but of just 15 clubs? WTF?

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Perhaps I went on the wrong night

I was in Austin for a business trip and had an empty night with some time to burn so I decided to go see what an all-nude club was like in Texas (I'm accustomed to…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

TJ's SHowgirls

Rolled through around midnight on a Wednesday. It a 2 for 1 special days. However I'm pretty sure you can get that deal any day of the week. Rolled in paid cover and drink cost.…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Friday Evening Visit

I've been to Sweet Illusions a few times when I was in town, always at night though. It's usually pretty low key. Many months ago, I made the mistake of going on a…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Nice Low Key Club

I went to Foxy Brockton for the first time late on a Tuesday night. I was there for about an hour, right up to closing time. Club wasn't busy at all -- other than a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Back again!

Every time I go to this club, there seems to be different dancers. I went afternoon on a Thursday and saw an older, more seasoned crowd than my first couple of visits. There was a…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Pleasant Surprise

It's been ages since I last visited Gold Club -- and wasn't expecting much based on my previous experience but being the forever hopeful one I decided to stop in since I was in the…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

1st visit in afew months.

No big changes in general. Still have a very good 4 dish buffet from opening until food is gone. Even at 5-6 pm it's still quite edible. Not so many or attractive dancers as…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

A Great Visit

I went to the club after a long day of work near Baltimore. I had a free entrance card from my last visit. I ordered a few drinks and they were decent priced.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Not quite the same Mons of old...

Mons used to be the Queen of Tampa strip clubs..beautiful girls, lots of physical contact, big crowds, etc. I hadn't visited in 6-7 years and it has changed. Club looks the same, but…

Grandview Live Gentleman's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Saturday Afternoon/Evening Visit

Arrived around 6 PM on a Saturday. The club looks average on the outside, parking lot is not very big. However, the inside is one of the best looking and largest I have seen.…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Pretty Good

I went to this club in the afternoon and then later at night. In the early afternoon, there was no cover and some guys sitting around the bar and telling stories. I stayed for about…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Wed midnight visit

Stopped in just after midnight on a Wednesday. Paid the cover got a beer sat down and bought a drink for the server Molly a very nice young cutie. Chatted with her for…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Nice afternoon visist

I made a point to go to Bogarts after not having been here ina while. For some reason, I always remember the bar being much brighter on the inside than it actually is. Club layout…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

2 visits this year

It's a new year but not much has changed here. The chubbete Asian bartender, with huge implants, is now a manager and won't allow tit groping anymore. One new dirty blond dancer…

Lookers Tampa

Tampa, Florida

A Work in Progress

Club is located across from a Walmart and kind of far away from some of the touristy Tampa clubs. A handful of dancers - Black and Hispanic- were in the club. The women were decent…

Secrets Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Fun Club

After visiting a couple of other clubs, I ended my night at this club and had a great time. After ordering a beer, I sat near the stage and saw two nice looking Latinas and…

Duces Wild

Salt Lake City, Utah

Neighborhood bar with scenery

Swung by with a few friends a while back one afternoon around 2ish. Place is pretty well lit up compared to pretty much any club. It's basically got the neighborhood bar vibe with a stage…

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I da pappy

https://youtu.be/aHqHUdMrIZI

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Moving to San Antonio TX.

Reading some of the reviews for clubs there. Been in the DMV for a while and now moving for work. Any suggestions?

Lookers Tampa

Tampa, Florida

1st time here

I worked here as a dancer on a Thursday either late November or early December. They call it "International night" but it felt more like Puerto Rico or something. With that being said, majority of…

Hungry I

San Francisco, California

Great performances but...

This club is overall very small and I'd say not all the girls are lookers. They hustle very aggressively, so if you're not into that might not want to bother, but these ladies sure can…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Different vibe than in the past

We stopped at the foxy lady providence on a Saturday night about 1000pm. I hadn't been here in about ten years when I had my bachelor party here. Not sure if my memory…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

My favorite club on the east side

As a frequent visitor of Hustler club on $2 Tuesdays, this has always been my go to place. How can you go wrong paying for $2 drinks while seeing fully nude women! I also go…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

If you want to have a great time then this is the spot!

Was in the Miami area for spring break with my roommates and my older brother who was down here for his spring break a few years ago and he kept telling us we have to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Holiday weekend

Came on Christmas day and it was not as popping as it should be. I guess all the girls were spending time at home. There were plenty of lookers, and fair amount of…

Music and....

Loreto, Italy

Disappointing

Found myself in this quaint town in central Italy, on the coast, and decided to visit the only club in the area. The name has changed to "Music and ...", same location and layout of "Tutta…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Excellent club!

The most fun I've ever had at a strip club was at Polekatz. It is an excellent choice if you are in the Chicago area. The location seemed safe. There is a large parking lot…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Average Bar with Average Looking Dancers

Visited here on a weekday around 6ish. Places was empty accept for 1 other customer and 2 dancers. There was hardly any dancing on stage - if you're looking for that, this isn't the place.…

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Strip club waitress vanishes after getting pulled over

"A Kansas City strip club waitress vanished two days ago after police pulled her over in her car — and she hasn’t been seen since, according to published reports. Toni Anderson, 20, told fellow employees at the Chrome Club on US…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

first visit, impressed

I don't frequent Vanity very often due to it not getting busy until much later in the evening. I agree with all previous comments on the layout, but what does it really matter? As long…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Palomino Visit

Second time coming here. I've been to other places in Vegas(Sapphire, SR, Treasures) but this one is a bit different in a few ways First it is quite a bit off the strip in North…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Surprisingly good

This review is based on a few visits to Xpose over the past couple of months. Where to start? Xpose is a relatively small club. A bar, half a dozen tables and two stages. I've never…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

A lot of Variety

I stopped by with a few buddies...there were 8 of us and we did bottle service upstairs and had a few hotties hanging around enjoying the bottle with us. Like a previous review...we…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

The only option in Seminole County

I visit this club occasionally. I'm surprised how infrequently dancers come up to see if we would like a dance. There's a lot of activity in the VIP section, but I would prefer to pay…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Friday evening visit

So Friday the 13th, I stopped by the club at 730pm. The parking lot was empty. I walked into the bar and the bar was pretty empty. There was one girl on…

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I am da brainz behind da juice

Tittle says it all

Tantric Blue Gentlemans Club

Colnbrook, England

Rip off merchants - be very careful!”

Despite being so drunk that I could barely speak and was absolutely unable to make any rational decisions I have apparently signed off on £500 spend including tips, buying drinks for girls at extortionate prices…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Showplace

If this place isn't already on its death bed, it's damn sure on life support at this point. Last year I reviewed this place and said it had a dirty and malodorous atmosphere, and…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Delilahs Den

The club is located on Rt.9, this section of the road is not that busy. They have parking in the back of the club in a well-lighted area. The cover to get in…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

One last try

One last try is the theme of this visit. This place has struggled since opening. The biggest highlight was having Ron Jeremy at the"Grand Opening". Wonder who they will have their funeral which is coming…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Evening Visit on a Monday

This is my second time stopping at this place, since I enjoyed my first time with the girls and the bartender I met last time was working as well. Main reason I went was…

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[OT] 80y Cycles of "Populism"

Interesting numerology on CNBC yesterday: Consider 2010s 1930s 1850s 1770s That's why people shitting their pants they we are going to have 1848 all over again this year.

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Pretty accurate

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a44860/things-you-should-know-before-judging-stripper/#.

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Thursty Thursday BeeJaaaazzzz

I was getting a beejay from a dancer. As her mouth moved up and down it was making fart noises! I was laughing so fucking hard. They thought I was insane...

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Some Follies/ex Follies dancers among 56 arrested.

http://www.ajc.com/news/local/gwinnett-prosecutor-arrested-huge-dekalb-prostitution-bust/mwuKRfEXwktxZwl5St0D6J/

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The long, sad, downward spiral of a beautiful drug addict.

Everyone probably knows someone (a friend, a family member, or a stripper) whose life was ruined by drugs. You might hear that they overdosed, went to rehab, jail, etc. Taking a step back and looking at their downward spiral can…

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How safe is your job?

https://youtu.be/UJXEA9oBJzo

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Does your stomach growell...

When your taking a shit?

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Hot girls

Tucked away in the foothills of Upland is this very small but relatively popular gentlemen's club. 15 cover charge to get in. Parking can get tricky since their lot is very limited, so street parking…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Not up to expectations

I had been to the Playhouse Lounge a few times before, but I'm still a relative newcomer/amateur. I proved it this night with a rookie mistake. I arrived around 9:00 and had to empty my pockets…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Cheers with boobs

I'm only writing this review in response to that fake ad that just got posted. I don't know if Oasis did that or if tuscl did that but either way shit like that is going…

Centerfolds Gentlemens Club

Chico, California

Not sure

I've been to many gentleman's clubs in my day and drove by on the way back to Corning from Chico and decided to check it out just for the fun of it. I walked into…

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I had a dream...

I was getting a beejay from a dancer. As her mouth moved up and down it was making fart noises! I woke up thinking wtf and lmfao rotf. I woke up the neighbors from laughing so fucking hard. They thought…

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Hillary foundation closing

Anyone notice that the Clinton Foundation is closing? As soon as Hillary's lose was confirmed the donations dried up and most of the promised money from foreign donors and governments went unpaid. Let's analyze this: Massive amounts of money given and later…

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An interesting one: Too hot for the club (from SW)

NYC.Bianca-->"Ok, I need some advice from other dancers. I have asked a lot of club employees from Vegas, Portland & Denver about this issue I have sometimes (more times than not) at clubs where I am, if not always, one of…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Things never change

First, this place is mostly women 30+. I definitely don't mind a mature woman, as long as they have the right attitude. Second, this place is never crowded when i visit in the evenings. A…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Don't be a cheap ass

It's amusing to read all of the many cheap pervs on here complaining about the costs at Scores. My answer to that is you are a cheap broke ass that has no business going to…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Hot girls, expensive

Went to Admiral after a night of drinking in Chicago. The club was clean. It is fully nude and no alcohol is served. Cover is $25 + a mandatory $6 soft drink purchase. The women…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

I had not been to Breathless...

I had not been to Breathless in several months and I usually go in the late afternoon on Fridays. I found myself near the club so I decided to check it out.…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

In and out

Was in the Motor City on business last week and decided to stop as it had been some time since I had been here. It's in a bit of an odd location with…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Not bad but I perfer the value of Porthole and the quality of Diamond Dolls

I usually go to Porthole, but haven't found anyone worth staying there for. I decided to check out Booby Trap. You have to pay a couple of bucks for parking and $5 to get in.…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good spot for what it is

If you are expecting anything other than a hole in the wall strip club with average to below average girls, you will be sorely disappointed. That being said, it's a good spot for what it…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Nice club in Beaverton

Stopped by after work on the way back to Portland. Definitely a darker lit club, with one main stage and a few smaller ones. Decent crowd for a Thursday late afternoon. First thing is that…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Mixed Martial Arts and Pole Dancing

I was off today so I wandered into BT's. I decided to try the brew and burger special. A tall (5'10) brunette big titied white girl named Snow sat down with me.…

J & J's Cabaret Gentlemens Club

Meridian, Mississippi

No other options

This site says the club is reported closed but it's not. Went there on a Wednesday night after thinking The Show Bar was the only club in the city and pulling up to see it…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

XTC

When you can bring your own booze.. money goes a lot farther.. girls do basic dances on the floor for 20$, if you want a little privacy it will cost a little more.. or you…

Sheri's Ranch

Pahrump, Nevada

Great but pricey

AS has already been stated this is a legal brothel. It is an excellent setup and they seem to cater to higher end clientele. It has the feel of a resort. Many…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

killing time

I was in the area and a little early for my meeting. I decided to stop in as it has been a while to visit BE or any strip club. I sat down and was…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

Shakers Review (2 Visits)

This review covers 2 visits, early last Oct. & early last Dec., both on Fri. nights. I occasionally drive north up I-29 through Nebraska & Iowa and a friend suggested that I make a…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Not a lot to recommend

Paid a visit to here on a weeknight. Was waiting for a call and had time to kill not the best place to do that as cell phones were provided inside the club (unless you…

Gold Club Topless

Lomita, California

$2 beer on Sundays, and $20 dances

The beer and everything not on the top shelf is $2 on Sundays and Thursdays. The dances are $20 each. I believe it's a $5 cover charge to get in. The dancers are pretty average…

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What is the closure of backpage going to do?

I do not know if you are aware of the fact that all "adult" classifieds on backpage.com have been censored. No escort or body rub etc are allowed because of the thought police in DC. I recently had a dancers tell me…

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[OT] Baffled By How Strong the "Dislike"/Hate for Obama is By Some

On his final full day as the prez: Must say this is one that I don't get at all. What exactly did Obama do that causes the intense dislike even hate for him that some have? Country seems much better off…

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Man arrested for mid-air bomb threat blames criminal past on stripper

I blame strippers when I'm pulled over for speeding. I'm desperate to get to the club. http://www.10news.com/news/bomb-threat-denver-san-diego-blames-stripper

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Strip club waitress vanishes after getting pulled over

http://nypost.com/2017/01/18/strip-club-waitress-vanishes-after-getting-pulled-over/

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Another PUA Article about How to Pick Up Strippers

The article itself is asinine, repeating the same, "Don't be a customer; don't buy dances," nonsense that would certainly never work (maybe if you were hot enough to be a male stripper). The comments might be worth a browse, though:…

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Want Some Blue Balls?

Try these fine sites!: http://livestripclubs.com/ https://xhamster.com/movies/4148912/live_stream_from_strip_club_dressing_room.html

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Crazyjoe does farming

Got to fertilize those anti frackers https://youtu.be/ZIjO0Kp_lXU

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Jacking off on a dancer in the champaion room

Ever have a dancer trying to make you LDK in the champagne room and fail ? I recently had it happen...I was hard a fuck but couldn't cum. She was doing a wonderful job from the attempting to get me off…

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Baseball Hall of Fame Inductees

Jeff Bagwell, Pudge Rodriguez and Tim Raines elected in. Clemens and Bonds didn't get enough votes. Like Bagwell and Pudge didn't use roids as well? https://sports.yahoo.com/news/tim-raines-jeff-bagwell-pudge-rodriguez-elected-to-baseball-hall-of-fame-230553523.html One player I always like was close to getting in: Vladimir Guerrero (71.7 percent, just short…

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How soon is too soon to go back

I was out Monday night and had a couple table dances and a one song private dance all with the same girl but time and money had run out so I left... I asked her what her shift was but…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Madison is my fav

Can I talk about how much I lovr madison? She is super sweet gives great dances. Is gorgeous and not pushy. She is the only girl to ask me if I like boobs or butts…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Nice place

Went to the Uptown on a Friday night as part of a bachelor party. They put us in the VIP section downstairs, which kinda ended up being an annoyance. There was a constant flow…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Don't waist your time

My wife and I visited San Antonio for the first time a few weeks ago and decided to check out a strip club. For the outside Tiffany's was a bit sketchy but the neighborhood didn't…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I finished my trip to Detroit...

I finished my trip to Detroit at Henry's. This had to be the best value club out of the four places I visited. The club was packed all day since it was $10 dance day.…

Hawaii Club

Algodones, Baja California

Pretty interesting place

Hawaii Club (HC) and the Green Door are pretty close to each other although Hawaii is a bit more difficult to find because its not on the same street as the border crossing like Green…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Things are looking up

So I have been poo-pooing the club lately. I need to change my tune. Last night there were a lot of new young ladies working. They were delightful and fun. I…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Better than Average

Made my "annual checkup" visit to this club this week, to see if worthy of cracking my rotation. This visit made me think so. Club is unchanged physically: large center-stage with rail seats on…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Who says Mondays suck?

Seeing lots of reviews on the atmosphere of DD's I'll just get straight to my experience. I had a couple of hours to kill after work on Monday so I went there to enjoy a…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Lunch Time Visit

This was my first time at the club. Majority of the dancers were of Mexican or Latin decent. Surprisingly, many of them were on the prettier side. I was surprised to see…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Great Time at Penthouse

I was down here in Tampa on business. I decided to go watch my Jets at a South Tampa bar on Monday Night Football. After watching them get destroyed, I decided to go for…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

A Few Visits

I have been here 3 or 4 times over the past few months. The past couple of times I have gone in the early evening where it hasn't been very crowded, but there have always…

Reflexxions

Dillon, South Carolina

Dance here often

Iam a dancer who works here from time to time . The club is not a V Live but you get what you expect . The club itself is outdated just one main stage with…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Definitely worth a visit

Okay so I walked into this place already a little drunk which is, in my opinion, the only way to enter a strip club and have some fun. They are places that are not to…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Wednesday night visit

I visited this club a few weeks back. The club is off the beltway in an old building in an industrial area. It is hard to miss since there isn't much else around. The cover…

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Conspiracy theories: multiple aliases, same person

I've been reading TUSCL for a long time. Maybe for about two years before I created an account. After reading a lot of posts, observing people's online personalities, backstories, the topics and types of dancers they like, etc., I have…

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Worst guy to pick a fight with

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/259068-2/Acrobatic-spinning-scissors-headlock.gif

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i did you follies regulars a favor today.

It was a perfect lay out for me to stop by Follies today. I was going by just before lunch and had some free time. This is rare for me. But I have this…

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Hottest stripper you've come across

Who is the hottest stripper you've ever seen in the strip club? Did you get dances with her? Did she become your ATF? Etc. Be descriptive please. About 4 or so months ago I was chilling at 4 Play (upscale club…

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Live To Fight Another Day

A while back I was at a rock concert. During the show, the two guys standing by me started talking to me seeing as how I was a big fan and seemed to know the band. They were big fans…

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Tucson strip bars

I'm an frequent patron of many of Tucsons strip bars. This forum is for Tucsonans and visitors to exchange info on our local clubs. I frequent Venon and Curves. They are where I have found…

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Need ideas

After several months apart, the DS and I are going to have a date soon. I want to do something special for our reunion. What are some suitable ideas for activities that are worthy of the ultimate…

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Just Divorced!

https://youtu.be/n36YuKMyzNA This guy is a legend

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How many of you will Miss this guy?

https://www.instagram.com/p/YCwU59SfHc/?hl=en

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Very Educational... Shitting with a firearm

How to shit while carrying a firearm https://youtu.be/5tLs17UlHIA

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Would you get a dance from her?

https://www.instagram.com/p/44L58ABGR6/?hl=en What if her armpits were really stinky...would you still get one?

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Why haven't all the celebrities left that promised to leave

Just another group of lying liberals: Rosie, Lena Dumpy, Barbra Streisand and all the other celebrities that promised to leave and didn't are still here and bitching. All I can say is you promised to leave so get the fuck out or…

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Funny instagram pic

https://www.instagram.com/p/YCwU59SfHc/?hl=en

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Another Reminder We All Went To School Too Early

10 year prison sentence for getting knocked up by a student? Usually this happens in real life, then Hollywood makes a movie about it. This time the opposite happened. This teacher and student must have watched the movie "That's…

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Sports Stadiums Funding

With all these pending moves and stadium funding I'm always fuzzy on funding. In most cases teams want some or all funding to come from the taxpayers. How does this work? Once the stadium is completed do the teams pay enormous…

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What it might look like if juice videos himself eating chackin wangz in the club

https://youtu.be/7p_mzgO0d0k

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Headlines Out of Davos/SJG

I wonder what SJG will think of the headlines coming out of Davos. The theme of which seems to be "Holy Fuck! The Trump election and BrExit have us shitting our pants of what the masses are capable of. We…

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Ok, I'll Make TUSCL a Deal

To appease the whiny cry babies calling for moderation or for me to be band. Sorry it ain't gonna happen. But I'm a reasonable fellow. So to keep you from crying too hard, I offer the following deal: If vincemichaels admits…

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Where are those Indisn packers and movers when you need them?

KABC-TV: Companies refuse to help Chargers move from San Diego to LA. http://abc7.com/sports/dozens-of-companies-refuse-to-help-chargers-move-from-san-diego-to-la/1707346/

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For the non homosexual that enjoys looking at tits and ass

https://youtu.be/wDDGNLroWtY Wip wip wip

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Shitters

Have you ever seen bathrooms that are Stand 2 P and Sit 2 P?

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(I predict) Cries For Moderation Will be Ignored (As Usual)

Seems to happen ever six to twelve months around here (or every six to twelve hours when alucard was still alive.) Don't people learn> IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! Might as well be SJG dreaming of his revolution.

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CF smokes...

...and she will pass up money to hit that cigarette. She goes outside and burns two or three before heading back into the club. She knows she smells like smoke, and she knows lots of guys don't much care for…

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OTC courtesy and discourtesy of attractive dancers

I have notice that in OTC, tendency of hotter dancers to being somewhat delusional... they seem to try to do what they wish yet still expecting consistently high level of donation from you despite only provide inferior service and poor…

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My Avatar

lopaw asked about my avatar in another thread. I found the pic out on the internet. Any guesses? A hint is only older mongers would know who it is.

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What's the craziest thing you've seen a dancer do on stage?

The craziest thing I've seen on stage is a girl pouring hot wax on herself. I've also heard of a girl who could eat fire. Her name was coincidentally fire and she had red hair.

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Blonde Joke

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The…

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Faced with a shortage of options in the US, no sexual entertainment

Folks, could someone comment on the following? I'm an American bachelor, not looking for any seedy or unsavory sexual outlets, but I'm really frustrated with some kind of Puritan/prohibitionist trend in this country that totally limits my options beyond just watching…

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Winey cry babies are my favorite!

Tittle says it all.

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Stripper Freaks ?

In the "Stripper's other jobs" thread some posted about certain dancers that strip "for the thrill of it" or to satisfy their inner freak. I wonder how many dancers this may apply to in that they like the sexual aspect of…

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Moderator

IF tuscl had a moderator, what active member would you chose? I would chose Papi. Sorry Juice.

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Lets make tuscl great again

I promise if you all pm founder and talk him into letting me moderate this forum I will make tuscl Great again Juice 2017

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Offended that your offended that im offended!

Ok back to my postings now since im coming back with a vengeance lol. I cannot take the offended pussy minded people of my generation! We spend so much time worrying about other peoples problems and complaining that we stop…

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Ever happened to you?

You exchange numbers with a stripper. You want OTC, but you don't set it up that night. You go to bed, and when you wake up you see you got a missed call from this stripper at 3:30 am. Damn…

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LittleDickSammy is Gay!

Lol!

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LittleDickSammy is Gay!

Lol!

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LittleDickSammy is Gay!

Lol!

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Godivas Greenville

I passed by there yesterday about 1:30 and the parking lot was pretty full. So I stopped and went in. There is a not posted that says hands off.. I know they have cheap drinks. Is it still no holds…

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TrumpCare: VinceyGirlMichaels Going to be Okay?

Now Trump is saying don't worry TrumpCare will cover everyone? So vinceygirl will be able to get his AIDS and diabetes medications subsidized after all?

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LittleDickSammy Sure is a Tough Guy!

Wow, this guy sure talks like a real guy. Reminds me of that fake war hero/tough guy vinceygirl michaels. Maybe they know each other? Maybe they're boyfriends? Lol!

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Do you prefer to stick the same club or bouce around

Being a road warrior gives me the opportunity to visit clubs all over the country. Many years ago I used to go to the same 2 or 3 local clubs where I was living and had a favorite girl etc..…

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OT: Little known historical fact!

A very minor point in a book I read recently stated that King Henry II's favorite court jester was named "Roland the Farter". I think Roland might have been one of crazyjoe's ancestors! Unfortunately, the statement about Roland wasn't well sourced so…

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Why is TUSCL now a homosexual site?

Very unfunny

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day Follies vs night Follies vs other ATL?

What is best time and day of week for visit Follies in order encounter best dancers who are pretty European-American girl? I have work trip ATL end of this month, and keep seeing review of Follies saying the night…

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Stripper's other jobs

I was at a midscale steak restaurant (a $30/per person plus drinks place) and recognized my waitress as a girl I had VIP'd with at a strip club about 6 months before. We discreetly talked and she is still stripping…

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And you thought that Detroit was only known for it's strip clubs.

http://www.mlive.com/food/index.ssf/2017/01/magazine_giant_names_detroit_f.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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I'm Smitten. . . .

OMG, OMG, OMG, you guys! I'm like totally gaga for this new (to me) dancer: a blonde-haired, green/hazel-eyed, 110-120 lb., 20-year-old white girl with 36 C cups, 34-36-inch hips, a cute, little pixie haircut and not a single tattoo or…

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LittleDickSammy is Gay!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Favorite Club

As Papi pointed out in Shadowcat's discussion that "most visited club" and "favorite club anywhere" could be totally different. I think for Shadow they are the same but for this topic what is your FAVORITE club in the U.S. and…

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ignore dancers at brand new SC, if u kno they will also work at your extras SC?

I've got a dilemma. I just learned about another new-to-me SC where 1/4 of the strippers at my regular extras SC work (thanks instagram). I've never been to this new-to-me SC. At my extras SC I've gotten FS before, so…

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San Jose, Ca. _ Mother to Son Conversation

Draw your own conclusions as to who they may be. :D http://www.imagebam.com/image/d74241518184319#

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Been gone a while

Hey everyone! long time no see just been away for far to long. Just dropping by to say hi to my old friends if there even still here and to the newbies. Really miss you guys! Maybe its time for…

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Akron 3 AMer

I haven't been here but the reviews speak about how much nicer it is than most of the other Akron clubs. It might be nicer, just not @3AM. http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2017/01/akron_police_searching_for_pai.html#incart_river_home

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What strip club do you visit the most and what city is it located in?

Follies in Chamblee(Atlanta).

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Tonight's Frustration

There are literally hotter women at the greasy spoon I went to for a burger after clubbing than I saw at the club. Two of them just sitting there while I'm waiting for a different kind of takeout than I…

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Tonight's Frustration

There are literally hotter women at the greasy spoon I went to for a burger after clubbing than I saw at the club. Two of them just sitting there while I'm waiting for a different kind of takeout than I…

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Grey/silver hair...not blond, brunette or red.

Over the past couple years I've seen a few girls, young girls....let's say 18-25, with colored hair that is outright grey. The first time I saw it I did a double take as the girl was gorgeous albeit with grey…

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Last Night

Last night a dancer told me I smelled like roses... was this a shit joke?

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Pig tails

I'm talking about female hair. Do you think they make a stripper look younger, cuter or ridiculous? I think the aim is to make them look younger. That holds true for porn too. But I look around at young women…

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Steelers!!!!

Title says it. That said, they'd better find a way to score TDs instead of FGs before meeting the Patriots!