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I should get paid to shit at McD's

crazyjoe
Colorado
They just recycle my shit and sell it as food anyway. I think I should profit from this. Besides that, I do tons of marketing by talking about shitting at McD's.

8 comments

  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    McD's owes me refural fees
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    8 years ago
    Fill out a job application and ask for a job as 'professional pooper' during the interview.

    Also, wear a GoPro camera.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    LMFAO
  • warhawks
    8 years ago
    Ever fart and take your shirt off and it smelled like McDonalds?

  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    ^^^ yes, I have this problem
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    So now I know what the McNuggets are made out of!
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    Take a trip to Australia, Joe.

    http://adland.tv/content/my-ass-opens-si…
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    I heard Mickey Dees was exploring the idea of charging to use the toilet, will there be coin Locke in the bathroom?
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