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I should get paid to shit at McD's

crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

They just recycle my shit and sell it as food anyway. I think I should profit from this. Besides that, I do tons of marketing by talking about shitting at McD's.

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crazyjoe

McD's owes me refural fees

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Fill out a job application and ask for a job as 'professional pooper' during the interview.

Also, wear a GoPro camera.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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warhawks

Ever fart and take your shirt off and it smelled like McDonalds?

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crazyjoe

^^^ yes, I have this problem

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shailynn

So now I know what the McNuggets are made out of!

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warhawks

Take a trip to Australia, Joe.

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twentyfive

I heard Mickey Dees was exploring the idea of charging to use the toilet, will there be coin Locke in the bathroom?

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