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OT; What a douche

Papi_Chulo
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Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

Head of a Mexican newspaper allegedly is the douche that stole Tom Brady's SB jersey - supposedly they also found Brady's 2015 SP jersey in his house - and I also heard in a separate report they had also found a Broncos SB helmet believed to belong to All-Pro DE Von Miller.

What a douche.

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crazyjoe

Send him home

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shadowcat

He should have gone after Hillary's panties. :)

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WetWilly

I understand OJ Simpson has a similar affinity for Sports memorabilia.......

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Papi_Chulo

As appalling is the reporter saying the jersey is valued at around $500,000 - that's freaking insulting that someone would pay that much for a piece of cloth.

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flagooner

I thought this thread was going to be about LarryFisherman

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shailynn

lol I thought this was about Fishsticks too.

Papi - the reason the jersey will be so valuable some day is because it was worn by the quarterback with the most Super Bowl wins, essentially making it the most important NFL jersey ever, until at least the record is broken. There's always some dildo out there that would pay what most (like you and I) think is an utter joke.

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Papi_Chulo

Well I gotta admit - I did pay a couple of hundred for Juice's All-State HS football jersey - dude ran a 4.7 as a lineman you know.

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shailynn

See, and once he gets inducted into the North Carolina High School Hall-of-Fame that jersey will be worth $225 instead of the $220 you paid for it.

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warhawks

I heard Juice is the star running back for Polk High.

He's also a woman's shoe salesman in his free time.

And he likes to visit nudie bars...

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gawker

Too bad the fence wasn't built.

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ATACdawg

Was that 4.7 minutes or 4.7 hours? ;-)

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Subraman

-->"Well I gotta admit - I did pay a couple of hundred for Juice's All-State HS football jersey - dude ran a 4.7 as a lineman you know. "

At some point you have to stop teasing juice about his 4.7-minute 40. The man ate a lot of Big Macs back then.

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Subraman

Now that he's a Whopper man, I'm certain he could break 4 minutes

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Mainster

Thi s guy is claiming the jersey is worth $500K, but his plan was to sell the signed jersey back to Brady in a few years for $8000. I guess Brady could afford that, but he could afford the $500K, really.

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