First 2 weeks in Jun Founder is Calling a Tuscl Meet in Vegas at club Cheetahs

No bullshit

Thanks bro :)

I'm shifting all my plans to make this epic meeting

LMFAO

I'm at work right now requesting that first week off myself..it's going to take me 2 days to bus in then 2 days to bus out giving me a few days in Vegas to enjoy the pokers and strippers with founder and the tuscl gang

Juice are you afraid to fly? Serious question.

Why would you want to be on a bus from NC to Las Vegas that has to be the worst way to possibly go.

Yes I'm actually terrified

Don't be fooled - founder is another of Juice's aliases

Juice is on the federal no-fly list.

LMFAO...that would be some epic Shit wouldn't it be

Cheetahs has always been my go to place in Vegas

Che you drive home a good point...I need to consult my eternal life package before departing into the heavens lol

I bet that's wear Founder found Emily...she was or is a High end Stripper out in Vegas at Cheetahs

Emily hates Vegas... But she may go just to be the center of attention

How about Phoenix instead?

Hmm... I love Vegas but hate the heat.

Cheetahs had "free" pizza the last time I was there. I didn't eat it and was actually really disappointed in my visit.

Anyone that hates Vegas just hasn't done it right.

I may have to come out of TUSCL retirement to attend this epic event. If for no other reason, just to watch Juice decimate a Las Vegas buffet.

LMFAO...I'm def going....I've herd the buffets can be epic....just watched a video on buzzfeed of the $100 buffet in Vegas

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$7 buffet vs $95 buffet

Founder Emily has a sexy voice from that radio interview I herd...lucky sum bitch lol

If you want a buffet in Vegas, go to the Bellagio, assuming the area is still open after that shooting. :(

Main Street Station also good.

Founder needs to make it official by posting his own thread

Dougster is right. Main Street Station has one of the best buffets in Vegas that doesn't cost like $30.

Papi I agree...it's funny coming from me but a founder thread with a sticky note or whatever it's called to make it permanent until the meeting is over makes it way more official and a legit legal first ever tuscl meet

Bellagio and MSS buffets have gone downhill in quality and up in price.

Caesars is the best but probably not worth the price. Cosmopolitan's and Wynn are probably just under it.

They shut down Sterling Brunch for awhile and I've heard mixed reviews since.

Anon I herd about that shooting by watching a vlogger out in Vegas

I love a good buffet LMFAO

If this actually goes down I will do my best to make it there. I can't see Founder wanting to meet at Cheetahs though. Can I have a drinking contest with Emily?

Jesus, when's the last time you guys have been to Vegas?

Best Buffet for the price: Silverton Casino

Best Current Buffets: Wicked Spoon @ Cosmo and Bacchanal @ Caesars

• Juice, not sure if they're still doing it, but I think Luxor and Excalibur were offering a flat price to dine at both of their buffets for 24 hours, make sure that is the same day as your cheat day!

Will maybe hit TJ in mid April too... Anyone down for that?

@juice, yeah, it was weird when i read about it. it's been almost 5 years since I've been to the Bellagio, and when I read about that shooting, I had that same feeling you have when you hear about a crime taking place just down the street from where you live... kind of wish I could make this meetup, but I think it's probably for the best I just read about it here. :)

Shaylynnee lol epic Vegas 24 hour buffet cheat day lol...strippers love me after that lol

Dude you got to meet us down their...founder plays poker like we do ...poker, drinks, strippers with founder...epic

Founder I love the TJ idea especially if we cross over and come back as a group...maybe it will increase the safety of the trip lol...

I'm down for Vegas but might need more time after hitting Vegas the Detroit in June and July lol

True...lots of people got me on ignore

If we can find 10 players we could do a $100 sit and go, with the winner taking the Grand and playing in a $1000 wsop tournament. Then we chop the winnings.

How bout the guy in the pig mask trying to rob the Rolex store at Bellagio? The shooting got more press but I though the robbery was somewhat more disconcerting.

When Bellagio got robbed 6 or 7 years ago I had just left the casino.

My bankroll will need to replenish after Vegas and Detroit trips...I do like tuscl group trips like this put together by founder

Founder I'm totally down for a tuscl poker SNG winner take all shoot out

If I hit a large enough number in Vegas playing poker tournaments I will head to TJ in April but only if I hit a big number like $5,000 at min

That robbery was fucked up

Shit !!!! It does LMFAO

Thanks man...I guess I can only make Vegas then over to Detroit

This is epic tuscl news doh

First we discover juice is real then founder is going to meet his members

Epic historical shits

One request... No pictures

What happens in Vegas stays the fuck in Vegas

Beware of Founder bearing gifts, but it sounds like a great idea.

I apologize, Founder. :)

I'm not bringing gifts... Just figured it's time

Founder I agree and respect that request

The gift is himself LMFAO

Way cool, I'll get the seat next to Juice at the buffet. I can eat for free with all the food on his plate. :)

A TJ meet is intriguing but not sure TJ is a good meet-up spot, too many hos distracting us from TUSCL brotherly fellowship

Vince LMFAO

Papi brilliant points

Loof lirpa.

^ ?

Backwards papi.

^ oh - got it - thanks

Is shadow trolling founder ?

How is this a April Fools when we meet in Vegas in June ?

Could see TJ in April being a April Fools

But to do a joke that gets people to travel and cost money isn't much of a joke...it's mean

I seriously doubt founder is doing something this childish

Shadow grow the fuck up and stop being so jelly over Juice meeting and being buddy buddy with founder

Shadow how about next time I'm at Follies you meet me...I admit yes I'm an ass but I'm also a fun lovin dude that is fun to club with and has a hart of gold just ask your Boy Vince and your boy Magrat they both can vouch for me...I would honestly love to hang bro

I'll be at Vegas. No fooling

Me2 I'm 100% on this

Shadow you should come on out its going to be epic

Papi come see the founder

I will be their

Dougster come visit...I swear do you know how fucking epic it would be if dougster rolled up

Founder, count me in for TJ in April. Agreed: no photos at any of these meetups.

Cheetahs

Been there, done that, will do it again. Count me in.

Hell yeah

Juice, the term "epic" means a very long time, like the Odysey and Homer story.

Please don't use "epic" when describing a TUSCL meetup in Vegas. With our premature ejaculations from LDK ing in one song or two, this meet up may be "Amazing" or a "blast", but it won't be epic. The term is over used for this situation. Just like Vegas, get in, get out, and get home with something left to bring yourself home.

I'm in!! Juice if u fly I will buy you your first buffet on me.

@Juice: I played a bit of poker back in college, but I'm no good at it anymore. In Vegas I'd just be the fish at the table. Only question is would I be so bad that that good players (like jestie214) couldn't beat me because of all the bad plays I made.

Maybe directly staking in the WSOP would be a better bet?

Vegas no longer has much interest for me, although I'm with Founder that Cheetah's was always my go to club down there. Anything but the OG! (Is it still open?)

Phoenix is more appealing to me since better clubs and got some family there.

I will give this a definite maybe.

I will be in Vegas for a week starting June 9th. Yea I am there for the same reason and would definately try to meet up if it works out.

If Emily will be there then I'll try my best to make it.

Meat thank you for the school lessons...I'm taking notes as fast as I can mispless....lol....looking forward to seeing you

Dougster LMFAO you crack me up

Jack bring the Lasagna please

Upright looking forward to meeting you

John Smith looking forward to meeting you

Emily come and keep john company so founder and the gang can go play some pokers

Dougie - OG is closed - but there was a rumor going around it may open back up???

Well first off Juicy, you and Founder need to mention a specific date(s). Maybe we can get a group rate somewhere.

Since Fishsticks will be on summer vacation from school I hope he can make it too. Somebody better make a good fake ID for him so he can get into the clubs.

So anyway to stake the Juicemane directly in the WSOP?

I'm considering either/or/both TJ and Vegas, but the timing is difficult.

Gamma Vegas...I'm their lol...big woop dee I know lol...I'm not fucking you lol

Shaylynn I agree a date needs to be worked out so he can all hit the target in the same spot

Douge...if people really get interested I know sites I can sign up to then offer shares of the action for wsop tournaments and the main event

Pm if anyone is truly into this idea...maybe meet me first so you can see my heart of gold...just ask Vince...he can vouch for me

Lol - Doug is staking Juice for Poker Tournaments - he'll get a better return on Juice than his stock markets picks.

I'm rooming with jackslash. My first choice would be Emily but I'm guessing I'd get rebuffed.

We need jscklash to bring Detroit Lasagna

Then we need need crazy Joe to cook up Denver Special Brownies

Think cheetahs some weekday afternoon... If 5 or 6 of us show up there around 5pm we will be guaranteed some good times

People would need to fly-in thus a specific day is needed and best to know the exact day at least 3 or 4 weeks in advance so PLs can plan accordingly

I might consider going just to see if grammanutcase show up and has the balls to call me a porch monkey to my face.

I'm requesting that week off but it will take me two days to get into Vegas

so maybe plan something like a Wen or Thur

I will need to try and leave around around Friday

Papi I agree

Twenty five LMFAO...Vegas UFC tuscl octagon fight LMFAO

I got $100 on 25

^^^ grammanutcase is a free range chicken good luck getting him in the cage.

LMFAO...those two fat kids remind me of my childhood

A meetup with Founder and Emily, not to mention Juice, would be unprecedented. It would be like meeting the Pope, Jesus, and Buddha all at the same time. Why would it be held on the day shift of a Vegas club that I've never heard of. Granted I'm no Vegas expert so maybe I'm out of the loop on what happens in the afternoon at cheetah.. Or maybe Founder has regulars at all of the other clubs and he's afraid for us to meet them. Just curious.

What Che said

Any idea what day, yet, Founder ?

Che

Slow claps

Clap....clap......clap.....clap.....clap.....clap

Lol damn good points

I learned a new word today....glam

IF there are shirts that say TUSCL on the front and :We're Here for the Gangbang" on back I think this has a chance.

OMG...I will buy that shirt founder lol

Yep

How does Thursday the 9th sound guys ?

This at least gets the conversation started

I assume that Monday and Tuesday I will be on the bus traveling into Vegas...

Then have Wen and Thur to club and pokers

Friday back on da bus back home

Nothing set in stone just working out how this might work out and seeing how it looks for others

Thursday is the 8th

Good eyes papi lol...was looking at the Rong Mundth

Anyways 8, 9 ?

Be on the bus 6-7 riding in to Vegas

8-9 strippers and pokers

10 back on the road

What's it looking like for others so we can try and get our dates close

Cheetahs wins because they've bought the most ads from Founder!!!! - joke.

Founder is the godfather so if I can make it I would go wherever he "told" us to.

I want to add the Rhino usually has some great happy hour specials during the day, like an entire bottle of Titos Vodka for $90 which is a great deal in Vegas.

Lol...I agree with shsylnnee

Also let's get serious about a poker game as well boys

Thursday the 8 works. I'm open to other clubs, but I'd like to start in the afternoon to get two shifts of dancers (look at me, preaching to the choir)

I really like the $100 SNG shootout winner takes all game idea founder had with one exception

Winner takes cash...no ticket into another tournament...just cold hard or warm and soft...CASH

Cash isn't good unless you can feel the oiliness, that's true rag.

Great, I'll start a GoFundMe account for Juice's plane ticket

Cheetahs still has 2 for $20 chair dances that most of the day shift dancers will honor. Couch dances are $20. VIP starts at the standard 3/$100.

No one else in town has $10 topless dances.

The only 24 hour clubs are: Cheetahs, Crazy Horse 3, Sapphires, Spearamint Rhino and Play It Again Sam's.

Founder should send his private plane to pick up Juice.

I could do this. June is far enough in advance that I can probably attend.

By the way, it would be a lot of fun if we all wear white three piece suits.

Sorry, txtittyfag's blood is all over mine. Fuckwad choked on my cock and died, bleeding to death. LMAO

LMFAO...8-9 does sound perfect from what I'm seeing

Shsylnne

Papi LMFAO

I will admit to having a high degree of fly-on-the-wall curiosity about this meet-up...

I imagine it as a mashup of "The Usual Suspects" movie and that old "Leisure Suit Larry" video game.

Rech will be there FWIW.

No friggin way !! LOL Now I have to go.

Tell Rech that Hannah Banana sends her regards .

I'm late to to party, specifically the buffet discussion, but I'll chime in anways. Wicked Spoon is hands down the best buffett in Vegas. The bone marrow they make in mass, is infinitely better than a lot of top of the line restaurants can pull off in smaller quantities. Since it opened, I've been every time I've gone to Vegas.

For breakfast/brunch, I'm partial to the Paris.

Oddly enough, for the 20 times I've been to Vegas, I've never been to a SC there. That's unfortunately because I've always gone with my wife, who is blissfully ignorant of my SC hobby and we haven't gone to a club together since I got pretty darn good at getting what I want at one.

Rech always has good bud. Reason enough to party.