Bait and switch
gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Last week, I was blown away by the client HR rep who attended. Black woman, average height, but she has a gorgeous face with porcelain skin, long black and blonde braids, a great rack and a perfect ass. Obviously, I turned up the charm and spent much of that first day wondering if I should shit where I eat. We really hit it off, I had her wrapped around my finger and there were no objections to my proposals from HR. I kept it professional during dinner and cocktails, but she seemed receptive to more. Next morning, she walks into the hotel gym while I'm warming up. The make-up is off, and apparently so are the weaves, the padded push up bra, and whatever padded shaping hosiery gave her a perfect pass and flat stomach. Left is an average middle aged AA woman switch slight acne and a considerable paunch. My greatest challenge for the remainder of the meeting was maintaining my high level of charm without appearing to lead her on or belie my disappointment. Equally surprising was that she was completely unfazed that I should see her so early on without her "warpaint and armor", as it were. Some women really freak out over that. What's the most shocking make-up free of clothing-aided transformation you've ever seen?
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So you have a high level of charm IRL but you're a complete faggot on here?
After a bit I said fuck it and I approached her and she gave me her # - we actually dated and fucked for about 2 months - but yeah her bod looked much different when dressed in regular clothes (looked more like a regular 40y/o), but she loved to dress sexy for going out and she did look very different and would draw attention.
The padding/pushup bras are what really kill me.
That's a unicorn!
Just open your mouth, @GammaNut, and she'll run in the opposite direction.
On a two week business trip to Houston, I got up early on a Sunday morning and went to the hotel pool. There I encountered the stunning sight of a beautiful, big breasted, dark Hispanic young woman, with long healthy hair, almost perfect complexion, and an absolutely amazing body, walking up out of the pool. It took me several minutes - and her laughing at me - to realize that this was my frumpy co-worker. Unfortunately, we never hooked up (she had a boyfriend), but she did later explain that she realized just out of college that she could get a lot of unwanted attention and menial jobs, or dress in tents (her expression) use makeup to make her face look wider, and let her work prove that she could be a top professional.