sinclair's Review

I went to The Cabaret Men’s Club at 22:50 on a Saturday night. The cover was $12, which was a shocker based on the area of the city that this club is located in. I decided to take one for the team and see what The Cabaret has to offer on primetime Saturday night. The two waitresses were chunky and not very attentive. I waited ten minutes after I arrived and was not served, so I went to the bar to get a drink. A Sincweiser was $4.75. There are three stages in the club. The main stage is on the far end of the club and has a spinning pole. An island stage in the middle of the club was the second pole position. There was a small third stage on the wall across from the bar. Seats on the floor seemed to be upholstered with leather or faux leather. There were two small rooms in the back of the club. One was a room with a billiard table. One was a room lined along the walls with leather couches for lap dances. Supposedly, there is also a VIP room somewhere in the club that costs $80 to get in and $20 per dance.

There were nine dancers working on Saturday night. I evaluated all of them on stage and found none to be up to my standards for a lap dance. Most of the dancers were too chubby or wrecked from childbirth. Lap dances are $20 and seemed to take place on the main floor. No strippers were taking guys back to the lap dance room the whole time I was in the club. Mileage varied greatly from what I observed. Some dancers were giving a rough grind, while other gave mostly an air dance. Every Tuesday at The Cabaret is an event called Super Tuesday, where lap dances are only $5 all night.

--Sinclair Dancer Sheet--