sinclair's Review

I dropped by Stilettos Cabaret at 23:50 on a Thursday night and stayed until they turned the lights on at 02:00. The whole front of the parking lot is reserved for valet, so if you want free parking, you have to go to the back of the building. There was a $10 cover charge. You have to walk through a metal detector and get patted down by a rent-a-cop. Sincweisers were $6, and some of the waitresses were real lookers. There are two stages. The center-poled main stage is along the front wall and three feet off the ground. The secondary stage is a small round stage right in front of the bar with a pole. The club had a good-sized crowd for a Thursday night with several couples in attendance.

All of the dancers were of Mexican descent with varying degrees of Americanization. Some of the dancers would open up talking in Spanish, others spoke with accented English, and still other dancers spoke the King’s English. Dancers ranged from 5’s to one 8.5. Lap dances are $20 and take place in a communal area of the club. Touching is two-way, but you will not get anything extracurricular due to bouncers standing around the club observing and the openness of the lap dance area. I was approached a lot for lap dances by ladies on the lower end of the spectrum such as Michelle and Amy, but not by any of the hotter dancers. I tipped the guera that I scored at an 8.5 heavily during her stage set, but she never seeked me out for lappers. Some of the customers seemed to be regulars or friends of the dancers because some dancers would sit for long periods talking with guys, only receiving drinks for their time. There is a champagne room option here, but I did not inquire on the price.

There is a free lunch with admission paid from 12:00 to 15:00 on weekdays. Monday through Thursday you can choose from hamburgers, chicken sandwiches, chicken wings, and quesadillas. Friday’s lunch is a seafood buffet. Stilettos Cabaret is a fun club that seems to consistently serve up a better selection of dancers than Xoticas and Tex-Mex Lounge. I would probably frequent the club if I lived in the area.