Best blow job of your life

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
With respect to the best blow job of your life,

1. How old were you.

2. Was it from a stripper or civilian.

3. Share an interesting/funny detail about the experience.

I will answer later today.

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shadowcat
8 years ago
I was leaving my hotel to go have breakfast. I ran into a stripper in the parking lot that I knew worked at the strip club just down the street. She asked me if I could drive her to a friends house. I really didn't want to but decided to be mister nice guy.

10 minutes later we arrive at the friends house. A dumpy RV in a trailer park. She asks me to wait for her. WTF? I though that I was just dropping her off. So I wait for her and a few minutes later she comes out and asks me to drop her off back at the hotel. At least I was headed in that direction anyhow.

So we get back on the interstate an she immediately start snorting coke. I had been conned into driving her to her drug dealer. That pissed me off and I told her. "You owe me for this. I want a blow job".

So there I was westbound on I-26 at 65mph with a stripper with coke sucking my dick. It was the most memorable BJ that I ever had. :)
4got2wipe
8 years ago
20 years old, civilian but freaky, it turned from taking things full-on porno-style facefucking with me holding her head and thrusting into her mouth. I felt like I was living one of those brilliant Penthouse letters! ;)

Same girl was my first rimjob!
4got2wipe
8 years ago
shadowcat, no disrespect and it sounds like that was an aces BJ, but I think I'd have left her.

I've never had drugs in my car and I just don't like the scene. If marijuana were legal I wouldn't care. I wouldn't let friends with marijuana smoke, however. I have only a few friends that smoke cigarettes and I don't want that in my car or house because I find the smell gross. I tolerate it in some places because I have to, but not in my property.

No disrespect to JohnSmith69 and the other marijuana advocates, but I don't like supporting the illegal drug trade. I almost tried some when I was in Colorado. I was recently in Seattle but it didn't even cross my mind because I became seriously ill while visiting (another story).
Tiredtraveler
8 years ago
Good one is great but a bad one ain't bad!
clubdude
8 years ago
The best I had, I never saw coming (or cummng)!
shailynn
8 years ago
I was in California for 2 weeks for work. Didn't have a car and was out in the middle of nowhere. Getting extremely horny I called the best looking escort I could find which was a 5 from her photos, and she was older than me. She picked me up and she was a 4 in person, drove me to her house and offered just about any drug you could imagine to me. I declined and luckily her house was nice and clean.

I wasn't going to fuck her but I thought I'm alread here might as well get a BJ. Best one of my life, she took good care of me.
lotsoffun201
8 years ago
Definitely a civvie girl who has become my FWB. She loves to gag and deep throat. She loves forced Oral complete with all of the requisite gagging and choking. It also helps that she is an anal freak too!
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
My best BJ was the Stripper that became my ATF then Became my live in GF for two years and a half

She used to just focus on sucking my dick

She just loved sucking dick u believe....must have loved the feel of it in her mouth

She would like balls and all...go slow, fast, suck light then hard, spit trail, slobber, heavy eye contact, deep throat, gag, moan, purrr...my god what didn't she do lol

She used to massage my balls and shaft after I cummed..she would do it until I feel alseep

When I would wake a meal was always ready...I miss this hoe
mufdvr
8 years ago
Stripper, calls me and needs a ride home at 5 that day from work, school meeting for her kids... pick her up and say I have to hurry because its my anniversary and the wife is expecting me. Next thing I know she leans over while I'm driving and starts to give me a BJ, it was so good I had to pull over at the next exit so I wouldn't get in a wreck. She finished, gets up, swallowed and says happy anniversary!!!!
BLckCoffee
8 years ago
I wasn't in college but my then civvie gf was. She only blew me a few times and never made me finish (which frustrated her big time). She went through a tough time and I helped her through it, as I should have.

Maybe a week after she told me to stop by her dorm room one night after she was finished work. She threw me on her bed and turned the lights off. After about a 20min bj she grabbed a little vibrating bullet from under her bed and pushed it's under my balls and started stroking and sucking me all simultaneously for about 3min until I blew the biggest load in her mouth she had to stop bc she couldn't swallow it fast enough.

I don't think I've had one that good before or since.
warhawks
8 years ago
I knew one stripper, (amongst all the different strippers) that was just the best.

She knew how to tease me and knew exactly what to do. I've never, ever, had BJ's like I had from her. She wanted to do OTC, but alas, I never got around to it at the time, years ago. And then I lost her number, or she changed it and was out of the business. But for the longest time, I would go to this one club and ask if she was working there again. Never ran into her again.
larryfisherman
8 years ago
In Vegas, a popular pornstar (her name slips my mind at the moment). Ball sucking, spit, stroking and sucking at the same time. I was done in 5 minutes.
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
My best was last night which is what inspired this post. It was a civie. I never thought a woman could surpass the exquisite craftsmanship of video girl's kiss/lick/suck technique but she has clearly been surpassed. It was totally focused penis worship session. I'm rock hard at just the memory of it.
skibum609
8 years ago
Last night; Club Desire; She could only swallow half the load; I will be 60 this year.
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Many years ago in my hotel in Miami Beach, this gorgeous young thing I had met came back to my room after we were partying at a club, she thought we were going to fuck, started sucking me, it felt so good, I blew my load into her mouth, after a rest, we fucked.
gammanu95
8 years ago
It wasn't the best, but it was the funniest. 20, sophomore year of college, getting a BJ in between exams during finals from my gf. She was always very strict about being warned when I was about to pop, she just wanted to jerk me off or the last few moments, she wasn't even a spitter. Well, I popped out of nowhere, with only a few minutes left before our next exam. I couldn't warn her because even I didn't know it was coming, and it was in her mouth, on her face, in her hair, on her clothes. I didn't even feel bad about it, since I had decided I was going to break up with her before the next semester started.
Corvus
8 years ago
Best BJ ever was the last one I got. It will soon be surpassed by the next one I get!
rl27
8 years ago
An escort in a Toronto, about 6 years ago, named Tricia. She was a 4'9" dynamo, and had the best technique of any woman. Only woman ever to get me from fully limp to explosion without once using her hands. She gave a very smooth blowjob that slowly built up in intensity. She made full use of her lips cheeks and tongue. About fifteen minutes in, I warned her if she kept that up I would cum hard. She said something like, "that's the intention. Unless you want to fuck now." I said, "ok, yeah lets continue this." She went right back, going with even more gusto. Eventually about five minutes later she has me all the way down her throat, clenches her throat muscles, which was too much for me and I came hard right down her throat.

Only one other gal came close, Fancy at Landing Strip in Detroit.
vincemichaels
8 years ago
DUHHHHH, txtittyfag, I met her at a club, she was 23, jackass. Blow me, dickbreath. No better yet, I got a load of old telephone poles. Bend over fag. LMAO
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
Someone should post a link to this thread over on StripperWeb so we can get some input from over-there
vincemichaels
8 years ago
LMAO, dickbreath wrong again. Eat shit, dickbreath.
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
@papi

LMFAO
jester214
8 years ago
Toss up.

A friend with benefits chick who gave somewhat average head. On impulse I asked if I could take some pictures and she surprisingly said 'yes'. This apparently brought out her inner porn star.

The other was a pro in Prague who was determined to do her job well.
Jascoi
8 years ago
i feel deprived. i love a good bj... but never have i cum from a bj... no matter how good it is. close but no cigar.
MrDeuce
8 years ago
Corvus wrote: "Best BJ ever was the last one I got. It will soon be surpassed by the next one I get!"

Along those same lines, the best BJ I ever got was yesterday afternoon at Elliott's in Peoria. The best before that was the day before yesterday at Elliott's in Peoria. The best before that was in my ATF's bed a week earlier. Etc. etc. . . . you get the idea :)
DandyDan
8 years ago
It was either Sunshine, my favorite fat stripper, or Big Red, my last Omaha fuck buddy. Nothing was ever out of bounds sexually with Sunshine and it wasn't so much the skill as much as it was the pure joy she got from swallowing the load. For Big Red (I can't remember her real name, but she was something like the redhead Sunshine), it was the skill and intensity she brought to it. And the thing about her was blow jobs weren't even her best skill, as she was the best anal slut I have met yet.
georgmicrodong
8 years ago
It was with my wife, many years ago. I wrote an article about it. It's the "S&M" one.

Aside from that, there's a local hooker who does the whole "shove my head down when you cum" thing, and she is good at the build up, too.
bkkruined
8 years ago
6-8 years ago, at Lolita's in Bangkok. On my way to Nana Plaza, thinking about letting off a little "steam" before I got started.
Typically, there's a small crowed just outside the door and I pick one and invite her in. Otherwise, you're followed in my one of the older or heavier ladies. But that night, I didn't notice anyone in the crowd (usually 6-8 ladies) that really stood out and went with the luck of the draw.
She wasn't too old, and wasn't too skinny. Some of them will get nekkid before they start, some you have to ask to take there shirts off, or just start reaching inside to grab some tit. She pulled her shirt off to start, and then started rubbing it between her tits!!! and then she got serious!!! going deep with it, pulling it out and slapping it across her face while she caught her breath, and then jerking her head back and forth fast enough it would hurt me trying to do that, slurping along... Grabbing my hands and putting them on the her head!!! (I usually either grab a girls tits, or put my hands on their shoulders to guide them along, having most girls I've just met not wanting me grabbing their heads).
After cumming, she left to spit, came back and cleaned me up with a towel. Barely said a word, maybe didn't know any English. The next morning I started thinking about going back for another, but realized I never got her name, and probably couldn't recognize her in that crowd out front again....
rockstar666
8 years ago
Most girls aren't great at BJ's...at least the ones I usually date. but this one Asian girl I did a long weekend with....she never swallowed and she gave me a really top notch bj. When I regained my senses and tried to grab a tissue or 3, she asked what I was doing, and then replied she swallowed. Perfect! I was 48 and she was a civvie.
GoVikings
8 years ago
"Most girls aren't great at BJ's..."

True
bvino
8 years ago
When I was a bartender in 1981 in Detroit (real Detroit downtown) I had a lady lawyer customer who came on to me . I spent the night at her place and she woke me up( wearing hot lingerie) and my dick in her mouth, said I had "A rocket in my pants" and proceeded to get me hard ,ride me for awhile and then go back down on me and finish me off and swallow. I was just a lad at the time (24 years old) But still....
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