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Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'll be back

I stopped in on a weekday afternoon and i was surprised with the amount of girls working, there were quite a lot of people there for the time. The dancers were all WOC, fairly large…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Sunday Afternoon visit

There was a metal detector at the entrance. Once i got through, i paid my $15 cover charge. As soon as i walk into the club area, i see 3 or four tables filled and…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Thursday around 5 pm

I went in not expecting much on a weekday before 7pm. I paid my cover of $7 and went in. There is only one table being used with three younger looking guys. They were eating…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Okay for the valley

I have been coming to this club for a number of years. It is slower than it used to be. I hit it up Thursday after work. About 15 dancers were working. Two or three…

Vivid

New York, New York

Great New Club

I'd describe this as a younger version or Rick's down the street. They're apparently owned by the same people, so this makes sense. I'm personally partial to tattoos, so it was great seeing some tastefully…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Came here on a whim

I was here very early in the afternoon, probably just after they opened. There were two dancers on stage and two bartenders. I had a couple beers and ordered a California Burger and fries. One…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dance

Visiting for spring training baseball and of course visit the Hiliter. Reading a lot of reviews about some sort of raid, but I fortunately didn't see much difference in naughty behavior. Club was full and…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

A little disappointing

Went in on a recent afternoon and sat next to Gigi at the bar. Pretty face, giant tits and heavily tattooed. She is also starting to show a bit, and those stomach tattoos are going…

Red Rooster

Las Vegas, Nevada

2017 Update

Swingers club. No longer open on Sundays. Single men allowed; $50 on Fri & Sat, $40 weeknights. BYOB. Upstairs couples-only area (weekends) is white-hot. Dead on Mon & Tues. Wed is more karaoke night than…

Temptations

Bohemia, New York

Don't come early!

So I was staying at a nearby hotel and took a walk over around 7pm. Two 'dancers' on and I couldn't drink my $8 beer and get out fast enough. One was sitting and talking…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Tried and True

Had some time to kill on a Thursday afternoon and hadn't been in to the Vu in some time. I paid the entrance fee of 15 dollars which gets you a soda and found…

Le Palace Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

Even strips clubs should have standards

What a joke. Even the adult entertainment industry should have standards. First off being searched should have told me something before entering. Then $15 a person which my friend paid. There were no dancers. Not…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good club, be prepared to pay

Visited on a Monday early evening a while ago, and just now getting around to posting. This is one of the largest clubs in Vegas, which is saying something. Multiple rooms, large HD screens, several…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

The Boxxx is different than the Skybox

Arrived around 11:30, Had to pay to park, back parking lot no longer free. Cover was $20, not the usual $10. More of a nightclub type of vibe, music is more current than before. The…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hk fun

I was heading down south and my favorite destination is Hong Kong gentlemens club. I parked in the USA side walked to the border and on I went. Took a five dollar cab…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

second time to hush modeling

you walk into the basement of the strip club there is a glass both that the girls are in kinda like a convenience in a bad neighborhood. only there girls there could…

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A noble gas

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

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Stripper Logic 102

A topic often re-visited, what are some good stripper logics you have heard. I was clubbing this weekend and ran into a beautiful stripper I had done ITC with several times over the years. She's funny, hot as…

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Questions from Rookies

If a rookie club hound could only ask you one question about the Hobby, what should that question be?

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Overseas blue pill sources out of commission

I just tried safer***.com and safer***.net. Both sites now pop up an INS Homeland Security page with a notice that the domains have been seized due to drug smuggling. Have all the cheap sources dried up?

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

After the snowbirds leave...

Popped by Friday afternoon. Was the only PL in the club, found the est seat in the house (you know which one I am talking about) and waited for the bums rush of dancers to…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

BSC daytrips

Looking for a change of pace, made it to BSC on Friday and returned again on Saturday. Been awhile since my last visit, the biggest change I noticed were the mini-spots around the main stage…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Two reviews

Went on Sunday nights for both visits. 5 or 6 weeks apart and not 1 dancer was there for both visits. One of the dancers did say she had never seen four…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

Disappointing

This club has always been inconsistent. Recent reviews have been all negative... so I was in the neighborhood and thought I would try to strike gold. I've had decent luck in the last couple of…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

A nice club for the area

I went on a Thursday around 11:00. It wasn't too busy but not dead either. There was ample seating around and cover was $7 I think. About 20 dancers present but only one dancing at…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

Friends 21st birthday

My girlfriend turned 21 and we wanted to do something out of the ordinary. I had a friend who worked at this club so we all got in for free. You walk down stairs from…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Consistently great time at Go Go Rama

All nude club in Jersey with a unique ticketing system for lap dances is always a fun time. The cover is usually $20 bucks plus you have to buy a drink. It's a juice bar,…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

It's a solid club.

Ok. So first off this used to be a Uncle Larrys or something like that. Which wasn't the best. Now it's Scores. And they have hired cute younger girls around the area. Initially you would…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

Sucking breasts

Came after midnight on a Tuesday during a business trip and was in a hurry (and they close at 2). My goal was to have a dancer rub her pussy on my face so that…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Afternoon and evening visit

Went to the Downer twice Saturday. Dropped in just after 6:00 and was surpried to see only a couple hot dancers. Most were older, overweight or just not hot. I was expecting it to be…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

No deals here

Bogarts is one of 4 establishments owned by the same owner ( Bogarts, Henry's inkster, Henry's Lincoln park, and johns in yipsi. They all offer the same services with varying rules but basically the same.…

Mascara's Gentleman's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

WTF!

Went back to this club on a Sunday night after midnight so really Monday morning. The club was packed, there was a line to get in. The only other place I’ve experienced a line to…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Still an all-time favorite

Hard to believe how long it's been since I reviewed this club. I still prefer afternoon visits to evening, much better vibe and clientele. This is sort of a composite review over my last few…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Nice spot.

I will start will location. It's in a pretty insulated area, surrounded by industrial silo's and factories. The place has a pretty sizable parking lot and it's well lit. The outside of the building itself…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Run, dont walk away

Seriously, how desperate do you have to be to go into this place. Out of boredom, I give it a shot and may regret it for years to come. Had one $6 Corona.…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Crazy Horse Bedford

Non VIP: 3 dances for $60. 5 for $100. Private rooms available for more. Good food deals on Fridays. Variety of girls for everyone. One year later, there have been some interior…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Another disappointing trip

I’ve been to CH, 3 times within the last one year and it’s been another disappointing trip. Maybe I’m going in with the expectation of seeing a C H, From 10 years ago and that’s…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Poppin

Place was awesome, always a good visit. They do shows after midnight and stay open all night long. Great looking dancers here, fill nude, plenty of space and entertainment. Drinks are not so cheap, but…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Saturday Night UFC Fight Night

I've been coming to Cheetah's for years but its been a long time since I've been here late on a Saturday night so I think a review is worthwhile. I got to club around…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Finally a change of talent

Stopped in on a random Tuesday. Parking lot had a little traffic so I thought perhaps a crowd might be an indicator of a good selection. Even with the refresh it's still the same old ballpark.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This is the IR I remember...

I was a bit worried with some of these recent reviews that this could be my last visit to the IR if the experience was bad. Thankfully, that was not the case at all.…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

better luck next time

i went there on a Friday night around eight p.m. and there were plenty of parking spots available. the usual cover of ten dollars plus the minimum drink (redbull this time) i had…

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We need a term for the PL lust when you're trying to get a dancer but she is loc

That feeling of "I want that!" when she is locked down with some other dude or otherwise inacessible. I guess PL Lust, but there has to be some better term than that.

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what percentage of dancers on a given sc visit do you find attractive?

I'm guessing it's different for every club particularly if you've only been once(not a large sample size). so for this experiment, only the clubs you've been to more than once. Previously, it was probably 20-40%. lately(not traveling anymore) it's more…

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I think this is MrDeuce's kind of actress!

I've never heard of her, but apparently the recent celebrity leaks included this Nicolle Radzivil. www.kanonitv.net/2017/04/nicolle-radzivil-leaked-naked-photos Alas, no pictures of Radzivil butthole, but her tits are aces! ;)

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Approaching the woman for a dance?

I've said for the longest time.e I'd never approach a woman in the strip for a dance and I've held steadfast to that for years. But I always gave my reasons but never had the experience to back it up.…

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Another dumb shit.

SPRINGFIELD (WKZO AM/FM) -- A Calhoun County man who stopped at a strip club and left his one year old child strapped in a car seat in the parking lot is spending the weekend in jail on a charge…

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"Oh, well you got me there!"

Was talking to a stripper and she was Spanish. If you read enough of my posts and discussions, you know the physique of this woman. Anyway, she asked for my name and instead of the usual "John", I told her…

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I think that this is the second recent death by lap dance.

A West Texas man died in a most unusual way over Easter weekend. The El Paso County Sheriff's Office said 67-year-old Robert Gene White passed away while getting lap dances at a strip club. Investigators told KVIA-TV that the man became unresponsive…

Godfather's Gentlemen's Club

Wheeling, West Virginia

Been a while

I was in town to visit, since it's been YEARS since I have been here I decided to stop in. I was next door at the Casino had a few minutes to kill. I…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

odd standout of a dancer

it's a nice upmarket bar. not too fancy and far from skeevy. One dancer in particular stood out. A cute girl who looks a lot like Britney spears but with a larger…

Rear End Bar

Marshfield, Wisconsin

Strike Three For The Night

This is Eve and my third visit to this club in two years and unfortunately I still can't find much good to say about it. To get to the club you enter on a pot-holed…

Outpost

San Juan, Puerto Rico

My Second Review Of The OutPost

When I was here about a year and a half ago I thought this club had promise and was kind of looking forward to checking it out again, especially since Eve and I arrived later…

Show-N-Tail Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

On a Friday night

Nice variety of girls. Lap dance were $40 and songs were short. Not too busy, especially for the number of girls they had on (17). Walked in and there were quite a few girls just…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Slim pickings...

I decided to wander out to one of my favorite clubs Saturday evening. When you go in, doorman is on your right, dance rooms on the right next to him, DJ on the far…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Weekday Afternoon

Was in the area so I had to make a trip to Vic's. My plan was to hit both Bottoms Up and Vics, since they are only about 1/2 mile apart, and I'd never been…

Rose's Cantina

Groton, Connecticut

Fun Night at the Cantina

Rose's is a basic dive bar that happens to have strippers on stage in the back. There were 5 girls the night I went. 1 was an 8 and the others were 5-6's.…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Settled In

Now living in the area, I thought I'd share my most recent experience in this club. Went in and bought a $4 beer and took a seat at the bar. The same bartender seems to…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

Good mileage

This is one of the better clubs in Hampton Roads, the dances are expensive but you get a lot of mileage out of it. There typically aren't many dancers on per shift and if you…

Pacemaker Lounge

Irvington, New Jersey

Construction

Just a word of warning for anyone thinking of going here. I'm not sure if this club is even open anymore, but next door there is a "bridge" over a drainage ditch that has caused…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Best Strip Club in Huntsville

I had an incredible time at The Pony early in the morning on Easter Sunday. I arrived, was frisked, and paid my $10 cover as it was Primetime on a Saturday night. I also bought…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Great time

Went here a couple months ago and had a blast. The parking lot was small and hard to pull out. Once inside there is a little desk pay the cover charge and 20$ for the…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Did not disappoint

I was in bpt for the day visiting fam... Had some time to breakaway so i seized the opportunity... I hopped o. Tuscl real quick to find a spot in the area that is Monger…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

An early Friday evening

Went to Oasis on a Friday after work, around 6:00. Few girls and few customers. At least it felt that way. The girls rarely come by asking for dances and it gets boring. They seem…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Pleasant, not too bad

I've been to the this club many times over the past 10 years, but because of the decline of the neighborhood my visits are now infrequent and only during daylight hours. Today was a nice…

Mermaids Gentlemen’s Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Not worth the visit

Visited on a late Monday afternoon, maybe three dancers on shift, all friendly but only in bikinis and even than not skimpy bikinis, you would see more at the beach. They don't offer dances and…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Good times

I love going to Tijuana for a good time. It had been a while since I had done so. I normally hit up Hong Kong, but I wante to try something different. I…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Times have changed

I was driving down Grand Ave and decided I wanted to see naked boobs. I stopped in at GABC as Dirty's was not open. There were about 4-5 dancers there, although, many just…

Jimmy's InBetween Gentlemen's Club

Black River Falls, Wisconsin

My 2nd Review Of Jimmy's

Eve and I arrived about 8 O-clock on Saturday night after leaving the casino 9 miles down the road. On my last visit which was over a year and a half ago I certainly wasn't…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

You only need $240 on Saturday night

The club was awesome on Saturday night, a party bus came in with guys from the eastern shore. At first the girls thought they had money but when they realized they only came with $20/ea…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Free admission from 11-1 weekdays

I came back here on a Wednesday afternoon around 1230. I checked the roll call and there were about 8-10 already working. I sat down and got my drink and chilled. It's still very dark…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Paradise

I'll get back to the title of this review later. I had an unusual Saturday off from work and decided to check out the HiLiter weekend night shift. Planned ahead and printed a free cover…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I Might Go Back...If You Forced Me

Sapphires is supposedly the largest club in the world, but size isn’t everything. By square footage of the building it is huge, but while I was there, only half of it was open, and they…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

It's a hit or miss

During the day the dancers aren't really nice to the eye. Good news is that the cover is free until 9PM. And the drinks are good and cheap on certain days. There are a few…

Mansion Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse

Newburgh, New York

Still the best club in the area

If you are not looking for extras, this is by far the best club in the area. Dancers do pay more attention to the AA men and the regulars (most are AA). They…

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Your emotions on your first OTC experience.

Were you excited? Nervous??? I was more shocked than anything else. I had failed on my first attempt at a different club and girl. She said "I don't know you well enough". The second try was at the…

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Glory hole: opaque or clear?

The recent "my wife wants to do a glory hole" thread got me thinking. Let's assume you could go somewhere where you could be certain that the person on the other side of the glory hole was of a gender to…

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Busted outside strip club, Springfield woman tells police: 'I'm no snitch but...

Another strip club genius. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2017/04/woman_arrested_at_springfield.html

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How to approach customers in the SC

I've been dancing off and on for a couple of years, but I'm still not sure what guys want to hear. I dance at hood clubs as well as mixed clubs so it's easy to see why I hey confused.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Cab...fun

I had not been a while. But I was feeling like having a quick refresher, and I just got off work. So driving down Montana heading pulled into the in a small parking lot.…

Desiree Nite Club

Munroe Falls, Ohio

Very odd place

I was on a business trip at the end of Feb 2017 and decided to venture out. This place was walking distance from my hotel (Sheraton), so I figured at worst I could go have…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Im done with Chicas

Went to this strip club in March. This was my 2 go place but no longer. I'm starting to believe my strip club days are over in the states. Why waste your money on lap…

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vinceygirl Should Apologize to Veterans and to TUSCL

For lying that he saw active military service.

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Everything on the menu

Got there around 5pm on a weekday. Sat down, ordered a drink, and it didn't take long to get approached. The girls were aggressive, some might say desperate, and were pretty up front about the…

Mascara's Gentleman's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Am I the only person reviewing this club?!!

I've mentioned before that I have a thing for black women so I keep going back to this club! I arrived quite late at night and went past two lots of security and pat down which…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

PTs Saturday night

PTs is overall a pretty high quality club. They have done a recent renovation, and the club seems to be well maintained. The clientele is generally benign for a strip club on the east side…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

First time visitor

First time visit. Bottom line is I probably won't go back. As others have said you get a lot of pressure here to do VIP and spend a lot of money. I…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

On a downwards slide

This place used to be great but a change of management has resulted in a good club going bad...The dancers are average at best. They rarely talk to customers. I don't go there very often…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun time for a first time.

Me and my girl decided to try out some clubs on our visit to the ATL. We tried out magic city which was nice but was more of a show then a club. Follies was…

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Stripper reaction for LDK

Was going through stripper web shcoked to see so many strippers are offended or dont like when someone LDK I understand not all of them ldk but I mean what u expect a guy to do when a naked gal is…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Try it, you'll like it!

This club is in a safe part of town, is small, with an intimate atmosphere, with two small circular stages only slightly raised above the floor. You can get close to the girls while they…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Dead nightI

Haven't been here in long time as I have been hitting the sister club downtown during my past few visits. Wow, where is the talent. There use to be a few really hot…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Went here last night...

Only been once before, but it looked just as nice as I remembered. We got a couple of table dances, which always surprise me a little there because they actually climb on the table.…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

Good Times

I decided to make another trip out here. Now that I live on the west end of Pittsburgh, it's only a 40 minute drive. If your looking for the best and largest selection…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Not so good

Stay away if your looking for a good strip club. 516 is not a bad place to go if you want to relax and have a beer but if your looking for hot girls this…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Good place to go in non-traditional hours

This is the second review of this place. Just wanted to point out, that going here during the afternoon can be far better than any other time. This is when the club is least crowded…

Club Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska

New club trying to attract both dancers and patrons

It's a new club trying to attract both new patrons and new dancers. Membership is required (60 per year) plus $10 cover. Lapdances are $30 per song and $200 for 30 minute VIP. However, prices…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Tuesday value

Tuesday nights are $2 drink nights for everything. Great Value. Tuesdays bring in larger crowds for that reason. A lot of dancers because often crowd, but dancers complain that guys come…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Slim pickins

Has been a while since I stopped in. Not much has changed. A few of the old regulars are still there; some should have retired years ago. There was one girl who…

Bar Exxxotica

Montréal, Quebec

A little depressing

Recently came here for the first time in over a decade; after my visit I remembered why I hadn't been tempted to come back. It's a fairly large and spacious place, slightly out of place among…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

A Few Changes

All the stats in prior reviews remain the same. The main recent change is management is trying to strip out the unreliable dancers. Those not strictly compiling with the culb rules are not allowed to…

The Green Door

Algodones, Baja California

Not your average US club

I was in the Yuma, AZ area and had heard some info about the "strip" clubs in Mexico. I parked on the US side for $6 and walked across the border. Entry into…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Baltimore Hustler club may be improving

Visited the Hustler Club late on a Thursday afternoon. Had hoped to get there earlier, but didn't arrive until 5pm. Had not been to the club since last December. Parked in the Custom House.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Spring Trip Review

So, I had not been to the HH since fall of 2016, it was time for my buddy and I to make our first trip of the new year. Good Friday was a beautiful day…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

These guys are crooked

The general Manger, Ron Keiser, and one of the floor managers, Joe, are disgustingly greedy, corrupt, and disrespectful to not only the girls that work there but also the guests of the club. If they…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hooking Up

There were plenty of ladies to choose from. paid 10$ cover and 5$ for a soda. Watched the stage shows. It included Entice, Morgan, Carrington, Anya, Jewelz, Zoey, Effie, Diamond, (& some other dancer that…

Blu Sapphires Gentleman's Club

Menasha, Wisconsin

Titties-in-the-Face

Came here fairly late on a Sunday night with my girlfriend. You walk in to what seems like a normal bar at first: large horseshoe bar, lots of TVs, and a pool table. Not fancy,…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

gold club

visited gold club after work. had a great time. only downside of this club is that it was extremely busy and there were much more guys there than dancers. they had a massage girl going…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Made another return visit during the...

Made another return visit during the afternoon figuring no cover is a good price for what can be hit or miss quality of dancers at this club. Very few people as usual, and probably 6…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

night shift

I stop here for my hunt for a goddess and saw lots of big tits curves. so I stayed for a longer visit. I paid for a water​ and sat on a…

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Second or Third Pop Experiment

Some may recall my curiosity as to whether Viagra would allow a "Second or Third Pop" . Thanks for those that offered advice and to my unnamed drug dealer who provided the trial pills. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=49088 Thursday evening, I tried my…

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Tapped Out: Need real intimacy

Ya I started this journey because I wanted access to easy, but hot pussy. Found easy and hot enough. Found girls who help me have a good time. Other side of 30's and now I just want to cuddle up…

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2am'er at The Pony in Evansville, IN

http://www.14news.com/story/35157286/1-person-killed-another-sent-to-hospital-after-shooting-at-the-pony-no-arrests-made

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

day shift

this is another airport club I checked out the dancers for 30 minutes and make a decision to stay or go. today I didn't stay,. no big tits and no curves…

Airport Strip

Brampton, Ontario

short visit

I always stop in here when near by the area,. it's in a strip mall with a burger King by the airport,. so it's easy location down the street from the million…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

WOW, amazing club

This is one of the most incredible places on planet earth. It is not your standard strip club. It is a mix of an ultraclub like LIV or STORY mixed with beautiful girls…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

The TRUTH about Stephanie : Not as Indicated but got the JOB DONE!

I'm a frequent visitor to Showworld , there are some girls there who will do anything for tips ! After PRINZY review from a recent Thurs I decided to see Stephanie and get some…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

She Wouldn't Stop

Pretty cool spot. My main problem is I don't live very far from there and kept thinking someone I know might drive by as I was being patted down or walking to and from my…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

bodyshop

Stopped by this place for first time in this year at around 12AM on a Tuesday. I lost the lifetime pass so had to pay the admission for $10 which is ok. There is a minimum purchase…

Brass Rail

Sunnyvale, California

Decent dive

This isn't a strip club and it doesn't have rules. Only went because they have a free admission pass in the local Metro. By no rules I mean I saw everything go down. From shit…

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MILF-less Night At The Clubs

Strange night, I went to 4 clubs, saw close to 100 girls (conservative estimate) and I think I saw only 4 MILFs. For the record I have a special affection for MILFs and I classify a MILF stripper as…

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Navy SEAL’s wife: We made porn films to pay the bills

"The military is investigating Navy Chief Special Warfare Officer Joseph John Schmidt III for appearing in more than 29 adult films in the last seven years" http://nypost.com/2017/04/14/navy-seal-under-investigation-for-side-gig-as-porn-star/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20170415

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Jacksonville strip club employee accused of stealing $250,000

What is $250,000 of gold rings, coins and cash doing in a strip club? The IRS might want to know. The thief bought "scooters, cars and drones." http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/crime/jacksonville-strip-club-employee-accused-of-stealing-250000/431302015

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Dumpster fire sparked Iowa strip club blaze, officials say

Zippers Gentleman's Club in Milford, Iowa bites the dust http://globegazette.com/news/iowa/dumpster-fire-sparked-iowa-strip-club-blaze-officials-say/article_dbf847d2-0f0f-5436-8065-ea44a86d416c.html

Tijuana

Tijuana strip clubs, street girls and escort explained, my Disneyland for adult

4/17 went to Tijuana stayed at hotel cascadas small room stayed one day, floor were clean no problem it was nice. HONG KONG I went to HONG KONG strip club only after I walked and checked all the street…

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Awkward meeting, ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

Who here has met a friend or acquaintance at a strip club? How was it- fun, uncomfortable, did you both pretend that neither of you were really there...? I work for a company that answers emergency service calls, and got…

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And they think they are so cool

Douchester and txtitty fag are so fucking POS's they think they are so cool. No reviews in a long time, baby boys ????? Real men go to clubs and provide a useful service. All you dumbasses do…

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Intelligence in a woman

Turn on Turn off Or neutral?

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New review categories

The old "Physical Club" and "Dancers" categories when submitting reviews has been replaced by 2 new ones: 1) "Vibe" ('10' - Totally comfortable would go back; '1' - Would rather go to the dentist) 2) Vampiness ('10' - hot friendly dancers; '1'…

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Atlanta - lowest cover on a Friday Night

Does anybody have an answer to which club has the lowest, or a reasonable cover on a Friday? I hate spending money before just getting in the club Atlanta (or nearby)

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Southern clubs

Going on a golf vacation soon down south. Any good clubs for golfers you'd recommend? I know mileage won't be what I am used to, but trying to stay in the same price range and quality as the (higher end)…

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Consistently High-Mileage Clubs

Interested in everyone's opinion as to consistently high-mileage clubs across the US. What I mean here is those clubs which over time in everyone's experience have proven to be consistently the best "bang for your buck". Particularly interested in…

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Acquitted: Aaron Hernandez

I have no fight in this ballgame. I'm too far removed from it to have an opinion on it other than it was led to believe he was certain to not be acquitted. Who do we believe? The fake media?…

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OT: THE LAST JEDI trailer has dropped

Of course, it has that pussy Darth Emo from "Girls" in it. I hope they bring back Darth Maul. The greatest ending ever would be for him to whip Darth Emo's ass and then cut off Mark Hamill's

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Georgemicrodong caught in action. :)

http://www.xnxx.com/video-eockxad/small_penis_fucking_a_girl

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OT: Dan Rooney, Head of Pittsburgh Steelers, dies

We could use more people like Dan Rooney. RIP. http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/ron-cook/2017/04/13/dan-rooney-dies-pittsburgh-steelers-ron-cook/stories/201704130203?pgpageversion=pgevoke&via=newsletter&source=CSAMedition

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Nympho Activation System

There really is a specific phrase you can say to any woman, any where, at any time which will trigger all her hormones and make her undeniably horny. It's no guarantee that she's going to drop her panties and…

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Once a ROB, always a ROB?

Can a total Rip Off Bitch transform herself into a good mileage dancer that a strip club veteran can enjoy? Until tonight I would have said probably not. She has the same dancer name as the DS. And she…

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This is what it's like to go to a strip club high

I go to a strip club and watch the stage show with a hard on for two hours. Then I get the munchies. There's a "high end" steakhouse nearby and that's where Mary wants to go. I am seated at the…

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It's inappropriate to not tip a girl....for saying hi?

Ran into something really weird. A girl said hi to me and was quick to ask for a dance. Wasn't my type so i said no and then she seemed like she accepted. Until she asked for a tip. I…

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The top five things that I hate on a stripper's body

The top five things that I hate on a stripper's body 1. Butt plugs 2. Fake tits 3. Nipple piercings 4. Large or numerous tats 5. Multiple pussy piercings The first dancer on stage tonight had all five! Yes I'm in Portland.

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OT: Comedian Charlie Murphy passes away

Older brother of Eddie Murphy - he was 57 and had been battling Leukemia. He was a very-funny dude in his own right and used to kill-it on the Chappelle Show: http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/12/charlie-murphy-dead-leukemia-eddie-murphy-brother/

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Easter Night in the club, Dead or Holiday Season?

Holiday time people & dancers usually show up to the club, but with Easter being a religious holiday is it a dead night? What has your experience been?

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Recently released United Airlines training video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzNi2_njRzg

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Strip club recommendation in Miami

Heading to Miami for bachelor party. Haven't been to any club there so looking for advice as which to try out. I notice some posting that it's crazy expensive like $40/dance in some club..That's like double what Vegas charge.…

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Wanna buy used stripper panties?

http://jamaica-star.com/article/news/20170413/stripper-sells-used-panties-online-coco-de-thick-makes-millions-erotic-website

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Do you like your big boobs tanned?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/glamour-model-biggest-boobs-europe-10217073?ICID=ref_fark

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For my New Yorkers: about clubs in long island

Or just those that frequent NY. I have never been in LI strip clubs but being that it's li, I assume they're very polished. But sometimes reviews compare the financial burden to Manhattan. Anyone actually been in clubs in long…

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When being Frank backfires

So I be at the club and have become more Frank about the type of women I want. I don't set strict standards on most things. Fake tits, as long as their not unsightly (bolt ons are unsightly). Light skinned…

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shapes in the strip clubs

I did the Fort Myers circuit yesterday, which actually led to a couple of hot dancers. However, it was at Lookers -which many locals call Little Cuba- that I noticed a disturbing new trend. 99% of the dancers…

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Trump fulfilled one campaign pledge. He said he was going to bomb the hell out

I heard the biggest non nuclear bomb was recently dropped on the cave complexes in Afghanistan that ISIS uses. I'm kind of wondering how effective that is with caves. I can imagine survivors saying that was a big one. Reminds me…

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Gotta love this tatoo. :)

http://www.xnxx.com/video-68jcs09/juicy_jayla_fucks_boyfriend_then_receives_facial

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What clubs are good to work at in Louisville, Kentucky?

Aloha, Dayton, Ohio dancer here visiting for three nights in Louisville, Kentucky in May. Can anyone refer me to a decent club to work at while I'm in town? Also what rules do they have at clubs down there? Are…

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Strip club kingpin pleads guilty to promoting prostitution

There is prostitution in strip clubs? Who knew? http://katu.com/news/local/strip-club-kingpin-pleads-guilty-to-promoting-prostitution

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#stripclubsmatter

So there is another ranting thread about LE (named after a famous rap song) that I got to the end of and couldn't think of a way of responding without indirectly encouraging it. Then I had this flash of #stripsclubmatter…

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Fuck The Police

If you are a cop please let me say that I am sorry in advance. Sorry that you chose such a lowdown fucked up profession, that is! In addition to killing innocent black people like they were mere…

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Thats my Boy!

He stole my van and drove to McD's! I wonder if he shit there too http://www.sfgate.com/national/amp/Boy-8-drives-sister-4-to-McDonald-s-for-a-11068868.php

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North Korea vs South Korea

http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-who-would-win-in-a-war-between-north-and-south-korea-2016-4 Is Fishsticks going to get drafted? Or is this just more nonsense news?

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Strip club vacation

Any other PL's like me travel for the soul purpose of SC'ing? South Fla. can't be beat. I have found everything there from "extras," to picking up a cutie that helped me at the rental car place. Seems like a…

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The "come visit me" text message

When a stripper texts you something like that, do you think she's texting other customers the same thing on the same day, or is your ego big enough to think you're the only one she's texting?

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Perk to Raiders move to Vegas.

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/04/12/bunny-ranch-owner-to-open-raiders-themed-brothel-near-las-vegas.amp.html

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Read the last sentence.

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) – A 75-year-old man who authorities say promoted prostitution at his Portland strip clubs has pleaded guilty to federal charges, but is expected to be out of prison by the end of the month. Lawrence Owen pleaded guilty…

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Barkley Says He's Never Been to Detroit, But 'Stoney' Mentions 8-Mile Strip Club

http://www.deadlinedetroit.com/articles/17239/charles_barkley_says_he_s_has_never_been_to_detroit_except_maybe_at_a_strip_club#.WO54PBNVhBc

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8 Strippers Reveal The #1 Indicator A Man Is NOT Marriage Material

"If he asks to eat you out in the Champagne Room, it's not a good sign." I have to remember to always say that. http://www.yourtango.com/2017299269/strippers-reveal-how-tell-man-marriage-material

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Strippers vs pornstar

So I went to a club nearby to see the featured pornstar. My first time doing this so I was excited. I arrived a little early and heard all the strippers refer to the porn star as "the pornstar" with…

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Improving your sex stamina

It's a often asked question in society, but how do you last longer during sex? Recently during sex I've been cumming quicker during sex than I have in the past, and I wonder if it's due to my frequent masturbation? I…

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Strippers or Club staff talking about online chatter

During a club visit, I heard two strippers discussing / complaining about an online strip club forum where both the club and themselves as individuals were being discussed. Fair to say, the online chat fell short of flattering. It's a…

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High Mileage at the TSA

I recently flew out of Detroit and either I got a rogue agent or TSA has enhanced their "pat-downs" again (they're really rub-downs, not pat-downs). I got bettter mileage than I usually get at clubs outside Detroit. The guy was…

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What incentive do strip clubs have in strictly enforcing the no-touch rule?

I understand that prostitution is illegal in the united states and the clubs run the risk of being shut down if it's proven that it's a brothel. However, some strip clubs are more strict than the others. I've seen quite…

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Repent you Heathens, You are all Pawns In Greater Plan

https://youtu.be/1suZ3PM97pM You only think Trump is a baby saver

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Where to go in Portland OR?

Hey folks, I will be out in the Seattle area in July and plan on visiting my CF Pandora's (although its been a while since I have been there, but it looks like recent reviews are good). However I am also…

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Cheap(er) Viagra

I had a visit to my local friendly urologist today. (Past BPH problem. All fixed now.) He told me that Viagra goes off patent later this year and that a generic version would be available. In…

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Stripper came home from work with $980 in $1 bills.

http://nypost.com/2017/04/11/stripper-mom-who-lost-daughter-in-fire-gets-jail-for-knife-fight/

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Rarely Seen Video of GoVikings in VIP w/ his fave

DAMN! https://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/2dpNt35iK7x/Latina-Big-tits-sucking-a-huge-black-cock/

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Huffing was the cause of death

So went back to the club after a few days of mourning. Some of the girls were coming up to me giving their condolences. Anyway one in particular told me that "She" had recently bought some "quicksilver". Had…

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Texting Frequency

Is it just me, or do you guys also have girls that take hours to reply to text messages. Sometimes days. I thought it was a particular girl, but I'm starting to think this is normal for strippers (maybe even younger…

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3 New Articles Posted

Have not read them

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Condom-clogged pipe busts Austin massage parlor

Looks like they got flushed out: http://www.statesman.com/news/local/new-condom-clogged-pipe-leads-prostitution-bust-massage-parlor-austin-police-say/k3eIEfHEiQYksE9bFe0tgI/ --woodstock

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Beer Brewed With Baseball Bats - ATL Stadium

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/the-braves-new-ballpark-will-offer-a-beer-thats-been-brewed-with-baseball-bats/ Juice is hoping someone makes a Four Loko brewed with used stripper undies. "Four Loko Panty Raid Flavor"

Why Strip Club Experiences Differ

When I wrote my article on visiting a strip club for the first time, https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=46476, I included the short paragraph: “The second thing you should realize is that there are exceptions to everything that goes on in a strip club and everything that someone says about what goes on in a strip club. You won’t necessarily get the same experience someone else got, or even the same experience the next time you go, or even from the same dancer. " And I got the following comment back from Subraman: “Definitely true. You could write an entire article about just the many facets of this. The fact that you could find a club that's almost always so-so, and just find the right girl, and…

Random Hates at the Club

This is just a free form, stream of conscious, random list of things I hate at the club. WHEN SERVER ASKS IF YOU WANT TO BUY A DANCER A DRINK Ugh. This is a lose-lose moment to me. I do not mind buying a dancer a drink if it is someone I am already planning to spend money on, or if I am currently engaged and enjoying their company. But when it's a situation where you have barely started talking, or if you are about to get a dance and you aren't sure how you feel about the girl yet, it is so annoying. If you do not want to buy the dancer the drink, you have two choices. Choice 1. You…

C'est La Vie Theatre LD party review

This is a review of a new lapdance party in NYC. I'm not gonna fuck around trying to add it to TUSCL as a club since it is a faux-underground club and I am probably going to be the only PL to ever review it. This LD party has been mentioned already at https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=48347 . CLVT seems to have started in Jan 2017. It is a near clone of Lido business model wise. Coat check $5. Cover is $20 before 10 PM, $40 after. The venue is a restaurant in midtown. CLVT operates at the same place 4 days a week. On 1 day a week, another more popular roving LD party operates at the place. I strongly suspect the…

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What are some signs a stripper is willing to push the boundaries of the club?

What are some signs to look out for, to find out if a stripper is willing to push the boundaries of no-touch rules of the club or her self? Is there any way you can tell if you might get…

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Markets Today/Tonight

Last week I reiterated my call for caution in the markets and suggested short term players might even want to go short right now. Today the warning signals got louder. Even though the indices moved little on their own there…

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Gwen :)

She was a vision to behold. Several times around 2010 I'd be at Columbia Platinum Plus with shadowcat and various of us others. Shadowcat spoke of her heroin addiction and when I saw her on stage, I knew…

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SJG = "here is a man who would not take it anymore"

Lol!

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Doing something nice for your DS/ATF

You ever deal with a stripper that never flakes, is always on time, never asks for a tip ITC or OTC, always responds to your texts in timely fashion always sends you pics if you ask, gives maximum effort in…

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United Airlines Gets Serious

They drug a passenger off of an overbooked flight. They apologize for the overbooking but not the treatment of passenger https://www.nytimes.com/video/us/100000005036603/united-criticized-for-dragging-passenger-from-plane.html?smprod=amp&region=img

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More Sabine Jemeljanova

More topless hotness from the lovely Sabine Jemeljanova, my favorite Latvian-British Page 3 girl: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/04/sabine-jemeljanova-page-3-topless-hottie (16 pics) Stats from Boobpedia.com: Personal Also known as: Sabine, Sabine J, Sabine J Priek, Sabine Priek Born: October 6, 1991 (age 25) Jelgava, Latvia Years active: 2010-present Ethnicity: Caucasian Nationality: Latvian Body Measurements: 30FF-24-33 Bra/cup size:…

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Smartest Guys in the Room

Have you noticed that tuscl attracts a smart group of guys? I have meet about a dozen members (mostly at Follies) and found most to be well balanced and intelligent. Their flaw may be they spend too much…

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woman accused of raping male cabbie

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ohio-cab-attack-672893 Okay, so a brother held a knife to your throat and you got robbed of $32. She definitely not fugly. I might, as a witness, decline to cooperate on the rape charge if she agreed to finish the

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Adding clubs to Cities

Hey, do anyone knows what it takes to add a club ? I ve tried a couple of times to add clubs using the "Add Club" menu link but the club never showed up. I wanted to add reviews on these

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Does the local school spring break affect dancer turn out in the clubs.

Based on your experience is spring break week a little slow in the clubs, with all the single moms spending some quality time with the little ones?

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If you won a big Powerball jackpot.

If you won a big Powerball jackpot. What would you do ? Would you stage a meetup at your favorite strip club and buy lap dances for all the TUSCL attendees ? Would you marry your stripper…

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Ft. Wayne 2AMer.

Police are seeking the public's help in identifying a suspect in the fatal shooting at a strip club in northwest Fort Wayne early Sunday. Police responded to the Bleu Diamond Showclub, 9439 Lima Road, about 4a.m. for a reported shooting. Officers…

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Couples friendly strip club in PA and NYC

My wife and I enjoy going to strip clubs together and we are wondering what clubs in PA and NYC are the most female friendly. We live in a small town in North Central PA and we have one club.…

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Ever string along a dancer for fun?

I'm sitting in a deep easy chair at a south Florida club known for its extras when a chubby blonde sits in my lap and rests her hand on my crotch. I knew from the get-go I wasn't interested.…

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Facebook Friends

I truly question my life choices when I checked my Facebook feed this morning. I'm one of those people who have posted maybe 1 photo in the past year. But... 1st post on my feed, a religious post about…