If a rookie club hound could only ask you one question about the Hobby, what should that question be?
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Questions from Rookies
Apr 16, 2017, 9:36 PM
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Do strippers really like me as much as they seem to?
Is my dick really as big as most strippers tell me?
Give me the names of the girls that you are fucking!
Q) Is it stupid to spend money at strip clubs?
A) It's stupid to not have as an option
How can I date a stripper?
Q: Is there really sex in the Champagne room?
A: Depends on how much money you have.
Q: Is her name really Bambi?
A: No. Definately no.
How much should I spend for extras ?
I'll actually ask vincemichaels a rookie question: doesn't the amount you should spend on extras depend on the girl?
And your own income and assets I suppose. Going broke for strippers = non-brilliant!
Unless you plan to die during the dance. The brilliant way to go = putting you last dollar on a flag salute from a sexy stripper before death. ;)
What is the best strategy to negotiate for extras?
will the dancers give me free extras if I bring a bucket of kfc to the club?
Where can I get a copy of The System?
4got2wipe, yes. For Melissa Mc Carthy, anything above a dime is too much. For Melania Trump, with the money her old man has, the sky is the limit.
chessmaster, now that's a brilliant question.
I bet the answer is "only if you are juicebox69!"
"Should I buy dances or is that a chump's game?"
SJG
I'll just share a random one, "Are you a producer?". I'd just gotten some very nice attention from this stripper at Gold Club in Baltimore (back when that club was still rockin multiple 10's on the roster) and this kid literally tugs my arm and yells the question. Apparently he was impressed that this dancer who was a legit 10 (and just about to quit and become a full time cam girl) ignored a bunch of stage cash to talk with me for a few bucks and did a sexy "call me" gesture as she slinked away. Thinking back she did look hot doing that, but instead of enjoying it I was wondering why this poor guy was hollering in my ear. I tried to hand him a couple of bucks to tip her and he was too nervous. That was back when being a regular there was almost worth it.
Why are there antibiotics in that gumball machine?
How can I get laid inside the club?