Busted outside strip club, Springfield woman tells police: 'I'm no snitch but...

She seemed to confuse snitching with confessing. When the cops find packets of drugs in your bra and you tell the cops they are cocaine that is called confessing.

Regardless, it is non-brilliant! ;)

Good job, babe !!! LMAO

That pic of her looks like it's from the 1800s.

From the way she was acting, it was BAD coke.

I'm not convinced this is female, but it's possible.....