Not your average US club

I was in the Yuma, AZ area and had heard some info about the "strip" clubs in Mexico. I parked on the US side for $6 and walked across the border. Entry into Mexico was easy and no one bothered to stop anyone or check passports. Lots of senior citizens in the area getting medical services. Made my way down the street to The Green Door. Doesn't look like much from the outside. Entered the bar. As you walk back a long hallway, the bar is to the left. At the end of the hall, it opens up with some seating straight ahead and to the left. To the right is a stage with a pole. No one was dancing. There were 4-5 customers from what I could see. A gentleman there showed me to a table and offered several varieties of beer. I elected to have a $2 bottle of water. After a few minutes, a lady stopped by and sat down next to me. She spoke little English and made some small talk. Having read about the way things work here, I kinda new what to expect. She put her legs across my lap and grabbed a handful of cock. She was very well endowed and not bad looking. I laughed and grabbed a handful of tit. She asked if I wanted to buy her a beer. I accepted. We chatted a little more and did some groping before she asked if I wanted more. We made our way through the back of the club, up some stairs to an area with rooms with beds and bathrooms. I'll stop there with the activity description and say we returned to the bar about 30 minutes later and I had a smile. This is nothing like any club I've been to in the US. Wanted to hang a while longer but only saw one rather large lady that I wasn't interested in. Overall, I felt safe and things were very clean. If you speak Spanish, you might have more fun but I only know food words and words that will get my ass kicked so it was a little rough for me. I will probably return and maybe try a weekend afternoon. There was only a 3-4 people in line to return to the US and this club is very close to the border. There was some no smoking signs but there was one person inside smoking so I don't know what the rules are for that.

Note: The border closes at 10:00 PM so make sure you get back across before then.