The top five things that I hate on a stripper's body

Ask her if she's a web cam model. ugh

I hate all those things except for butt plugs, but not in public on a stage. ugh

Tattoos......

Septum rings

1.) Septum piercings/rings
2.) Excessive tattoos
3.) Nipple studs/rings
4.) Breast implants
5.) Excessive facial piercings

I would put cellulite at the top of any list of things i hate on a stripper's body.

I would also put glitter and bronzer/fake tanning lotion ahead of JS69's list.

Deep stretch marks

1. tattoos
2. ear gauges/ septum rings/ facial piercings
3. nipple or clit piercings
4. scarification
5. butt plugs

All of the above. Plus missing teeth. :)

In no order:

1. Obnoxious tattoos, particularly anywhere on her face or neck, or sleeves
2. Piercings anywhere on her face except her earlobes or ear cartilage. Most others are instant deal-killers for me, septum piercings being the most popular these days, though all facial piercings mentioned above are horrible
3. Ass augmentation

I dislike nipple piercings, breast augmentation, etc., but the above 3 are deal-killers no matter how beautiful the woman would be without them

yeah, i know what you mean john smith

i like my women plain jane. i hate all those enhancements and modifications

my CF's body is all natural and she only has a couple of small tats that are fairly small. both of the tats are near her breast. a couple days ago, she told me she wants another but she's just going to add on to the ones she already has and she told me she doesn't want them all over her body. :-)

Johnsmith69 you in Portland? I'm in town, PM me, I'm free tomorrow (Friday).

Better yet I'll text you.

1. a penis

2. breast implants

3. nipple piercings

4. a cigarette or joint hanging from her mouth

5. big almost grandma style panties that cover most of her ass and cone up to her belly-button

Another PL's ejaculate.

Everything else I can deal with

Well yeah, a penis and ejaculate would go at the top of the prohibited list. Thankfully I've never run into either one. But there were a couple of dancers in San Fran who I swear had a penis between their legs not that long ago.

If had to make a list it's a bad boobjob and large or too many tattoos. I don't my smaller tattoos, tastefully, in the right place but not a lot though.

-->"5) big almost grandma style panties that cover most of her ass and cone up to her belly-button "

High-waisted panties: the septum piercing of women's lingerie

Well, damn. 1, 3 and 5, and probably 4 if they're well done, will have me drooling.

I'm surprised JS didn't have pubic hair on his list.

^^^ @Smith does like the pre-pubescent, pigtails and lollipop look.

Hate, hate, HATE nipple piercings! It's particularly annoying when you see a cute hottie and you are excited to get her in your lap, and then at the grand unveiling......metal. I hate nothing more.

Why would a girl walk around with a butt plug in her ass?

A PNemesis rap lyric tattooed on her forearm. It says "I'm a thug" hoping for bigger and better things without putting forth effort.

A bad smell (especially fishy) is an absolute buzz kill. If I'm drunk, I will embarrass you too

Fake ass, cellulite, stretch marks, tatted up, rolls of gut.

Mine:

1. Cellulite
2. odor of cigarette smoke.
3. dime-a-dozen Barbie look.
4. bad attitude or stuck up attitude.
5. poor attention to details like nails, feet, makeup, hair or something else that detracts from the visual, sensual experience.

For #5, LD, for me, is a visual & olfactory sensory experience. The dancer should be metaphorically lickable from head to toe. Otherwise she's not hot enough for a LD.

For the OP: 2,3,4, and 5. And can cut some of them slack on that. In fact in some cases I find the inkwork and piecings to be hot. But it needs to be done in a tasteful way or a feminine way. I also go for the alt or alternative look at times. But generally I like to Playboy Bunny or Penthouse Pet look along with the girl-next-door types like most customers.

1. Lack of ass
2. Bolt ons
3. Nipple piercings (I wanna suck dem titties, not get metal in my mouth)
4. Scars (c-section, cutting, etc...) and sores
5. Too much pudge
   Honorable mention: pubic hair and short hair. I'll deal with it, but I heavily prefer a very nice, clean trim or clean shaven. Also, short hair just ain't my thing.

Unlike a lot of you gents, if the right mood strikes, I actually can find myself very attracted to girls with a lot of tattoos and some facial piercings (ala suicide dolls style).

Yeah I forgot about c-section scars, and lack of ass is definitely the number one thing I hate the most.

flat ass
tattoos across the entire booty
face tattoos
tattoos across the titties
butterface
huge gut
saggy tits and bee stinger tits

1. Ass implants. 'nuff said.
2. Thug tattoos. Like someone's name, especially on the neck. Or too many tattoos, without making up for it with a killer body.
3. Hairy bush, armpits, etc.
4. Bolt-one. Strippers like fake tits, I get it. But they have to look fairly real. Even better if they feel real
5. BO. After meeting all the visual requirements, she has to pass the sniff test.

1. Fake boobs
2. Tats on chest / too many tats in general
3. Small booty
4. Too skinny
5. Too fat

1. Another guy
2. Too many clothes
3. All of the above

Large and obscene tattoos.
Guts
Bad breath (Rarely happens)