I recently flew out of Detroit and either I got a rogue agent or TSA has enhanced their "pat-downs" again (they're really rub-downs, not pat-downs). I got bettter mileage than I usually get at clubs outside Detroit. The guy was actually stroking my dick through my pants. Too bad six-foot musclehead guys aren't my type. I requested a female agent but they said they couldn't accommodate me.
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High Mileage at the TSA
Apr 12, 2017, 7:38 AM
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The very same thing happened to me in Portland years ago. The screener obviously played for the other team. When he started going down my pants I grabbed his hand and told him he wasn't my type but the blonde in the next line was. I explained she could strip search me if she wanted. Of course that didn't work but when I requested a supervisor he stopped and I was let through.
I get patted down 50% of the time after exiting the image/x-ray scanner.
Almost always I am told I need patted down because of my necklace, watch or because my light running jacket has a good.
"Hood" not "good" fuckin' Siri
I always forget to take off my watch it seems.
Although now I am more vigilant of making sure of the metal. I even offer to take off my belt most times but TSA usually lets me keep it on.
Has anyone ever seen a really hot tsa employee? I fly a lot and they are more rare than dream strippers. Maybe this is so guys won't insist upon a pat down.
Remember that Dougster also used to call Steve229 a girl.
SJG
JS: After I got a look at the one female agent on duty, a raging bull dike, I was almost glad I didn't get her.
So vinceygirl finally got himself a job? As a TSA agent?