MILF-less Night At The Clubs

shailynn
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Strange night, I went to 4 clubs, saw close to 100 girls (conservative estimate) and I think I saw only 4 MILFs. For the record I have a special affection for MILFs and I classify a MILF stripper as any that are close to or over the age of 30.

This certainly could be because it was Good Friday and the older strippers are with families.

Damn shame when I got to 4 clubs and only have 4 or 5 girls minorly peak my interest. One was actually sitting next to me at the bar but when she started fidgeting with her phone, and her home screen was a photo of herself. I thought "she may be a little too narcissistic for me in the VIP room." Maybe I'm just too old and out of touch.

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jackslash
8 years ago
My favorite strippers are in their late 20's or early 30's, and they all have kids.
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
BTW - I think it's supposed to be "pique my interest" vs "peak my interest".

I didn't know the difference till a fellow TUSCLer pointed it out to me a while back.
shailynn
8 years ago
You are correct Papi. I should blame it on Siri but it's most likely because I didn't go to bed until 3am last night!
flagooner
8 years ago
It sounds like JS69 should mark Good Friday on his calendar as SC night.
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
It was probably Siri's fault - that bimbo
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
You should try hitting some dayshifts if you can for a bigger MILF quotient
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Papi is correct, better luck next time, shailynn.
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
I can fuck MILFs for free. Why pay to play with them?
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
MILF's are fun. Some are a real turn on.

SJG

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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
MILF's have tits that are more real. And they look good braless, even if covered.

SJG
latinalover69
8 years ago
My fave MILF/Cougar is 48 yo and she is smoking hot and blows most other younger girls away.
GoVikings
8 years ago
^ we don't believe you, you need more people
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