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MILF-less Night At The Clubs

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

Strange night, I went to 4 clubs, saw close to 100 girls (conservative estimate) and I think I saw only 4 MILFs. For the record I have a special affection for MILFs and I classify a MILF stripper as any that are close to or over the age of 30.

This certainly could be because it was Good Friday and the older strippers are with families.

Damn shame when I got to 4 clubs and only have 4 or 5 girls minorly peak my interest. One was actually sitting next to me at the bar but when she started fidgeting with her phone, and her home screen was a photo of herself. I thought "she may be a little too narcissistic for me in the VIP room." Maybe I'm just too old and out of touch.

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jackslash

My favorite strippers are in their late 20's or early 30's, and they all have kids.

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Papi_Chulo

BTW - I think it's supposed to be "pique my interest" vs "peak my interest".

I didn't know the difference till a fellow TUSCLer pointed it out to me a while back.

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shailynn

You are correct Papi. I should blame it on Siri but it's most likely because I didn't go to bed until 3am last night!

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flagooner

It sounds like JS69 should mark Good Friday on his calendar as SC night.

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Papi_Chulo

It was probably Siri's fault - that bimbo

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Papi_Chulo

You should try hitting some dayshifts if you can for a bigger MILF quotient

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vincemichaels

Papi is correct, better luck next time, shailynn.

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JohnSmith69

I can fuck MILFs for free. Why pay to play with them?

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san_jose_guy

MILF's are fun. Some are a real turn on.

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san_jose_guy

MILF's have tits that are more real. And they look good braless, even if covered.

SJG

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latinalover69

My fave MILF/Cougar is 48 yo and she is smoking hot and blows most other younger girls away.

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GoVikings

^ we don't believe you, you need more people

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