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MILF-less Night At The Clubs

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Strange night, I went to 4 clubs, saw close to 100 girls (conservative estimate) and I think I saw only 4 MILFs. For the record I have a special affection for MILFs and I classify a MILF stripper as any that are close to or over the age of 30.

This certainly could be because it was Good Friday and the older strippers are with families.

Damn shame when I got to 4 clubs and only have 4 or 5 girls minorly peak my interest. One was actually sitting next to me at the bar but when she started fidgeting with her phone, and her home screen was a photo of herself. I thought "she may be a little too narcissistic for me in the VIP room." Maybe I'm just too old and out of touch.

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