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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I truly question my life choices when I checked my Facebook feed this morning. I'm one of those people who have posted maybe 1 photo in the past year. But...

1st post on my feed, a religious post about Easter by a couple that are Mormons that I grew up with.

2nd post on my feed was by someone who linked a video of a hot chick doing stripper pole tricks.

Happy Monday.

10 comments

  • rockstar666
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    7 years ago
    You certainly covered the spectrum there!
  • vincemichaels
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    7 years ago
    Not all Mormons are straight laced, I banged a single Mormon gal there on a ski trip.
  • JohnSmith69
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    7 years ago
    It would be funny if the Mormons liked the stripper post.
  • warhawks
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    7 years ago
    Facebook is a chumps game. Just ask SJG.
  • Subraman
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    7 years ago
    100% of my facebook friends are strippers. I fired up a (fake name) facebook specifically to connect with strippers who have facebook, and never looked back :) I have no interest in using facebook to connect with my actual friends and family
  • shailynn
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    7 years ago
    God damn - every time I think I'm not a total idiot - Subra comes along and blows it out of the water. It's like I just discovered a bicycle and Subra's on a shaceshuttle.

    That's a brilliant idea, almost as clever as cumming in your pants!
  • MrDeuce
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    7 years ago
    Like Subraman, I created a Facebook account specifically for connecting with strippers. I don't even have a "real" Facebook -- total lack of interest!
  • Subraman
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    7 years ago
    shai: cumming in your own pants is on a whole 'nother level. But, I also have instagram and snapchat accounts for the same reason. especially since facebook isn't cool among the under-25 set, and lots of dancers only use instagram and snapchat... and, unlike facebook, they tend to be particularly liberal in letting random people follow their instagram and snapchat accounts. I have thus far resisted getting a Kik account :)
  • anonlvone
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    7 years ago
    If you stop and think about it, Salt Lake City and Las Vegas really aren't that far apart geographically. The hottest stripper I ever met in LV was a jack mormon, looked like a Playboy model, and was my best friend for a while. Also my girlfriend of many years, also a jack mormon, also a one time LV stripper. There's also a lot of mormons in Las Vegas who never step foot in the clubs, but who keep the town running.
  • georgmicrodong
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    7 years ago
    I have three separate fake FB accounts. Virtually all of the friends in each are strippers, escorts and other mongers.
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