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Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday afternoon visit

Revisiting one of my fav clubs around the region, got there at 1:00 p.m. to avoid valet (park on the low side of the front parking lot for easy exit/ no hassle), and chose the…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Decent lunch spread with a view

If you work in the area, great place to stop in for a cheap bite to eat while having a view. The food is better than you would expect with a fairly good variety to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Morgan saved slow Sunday afternoon

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon a couple of weeks ago. Standard $10 cover and $5 for a small drink (I believe it's $10 for unlimited refills, but I'm not there to drink soda). It…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Overnight Stay in Daytona

My husband and I went while we were stopping overnight in Daytona, and we are glad that we did! When we first walked in, it took me a few minutes to feel comfortable (we aren't…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

friendly and fun with value

I stopped again on a Friday night in March. I wish that a favorite, Kimber, had been working, but she has given up dancing for a regular job. There was an average-sized crowd…

The Torch Lounge

Boise, Idaho

Got myself in trouble

Went back looking for my favorite, Scarlett. She was busy and ended up withFantasy. After several drinks and dances, I thought things were going well. Had a conversation about OTC which was received well, so…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time

I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago and Olympic Garden closed, I needed a new spot to hit in the afternoon. I had long wanted to hit up Cheetah's but did not want…

Baccara

Bangkok, Thailand

Baccara is good, but not the best in Bangkok

Four inches, four minutes, four thousand baht. So goes the saying about the typical customer at Baccara, which has the reputation of being a "Jap Trap" catering to mostly Japanese and Asian mongers. I could…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

First time in Canada won't be my last

Well this was my first trip to Canada. I was in town from the states for my boy bachelors party. We take time for a little pre turnup then hit the town. Headed to the…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

A dump, but not horrible

Don't expect much. The girls aren't that hot for the most part, but you find a gem sometimes. Club is pretty scary with metal detectors and the like. Dances are cheap and the girls let…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Will think twice before making another visit

Went here again with friends on a Saturday evening, because it's the only game in town. As other have said, it's not in the best area of town. It's basically behind a bunch of…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Things looking up at PM

We all know the basics at PM, so no need to go into layout details. But, I will say, they are definitely trending in the right direction here. Look, this isn't Atlanta, or…

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I fucked up

Went the club with my typical $300-400 and spent it having a great time. No issues. Pretty typical outing. As I was leaving ran into an old fave and decided to go to my car and get some…

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I fucked up

Went the club with my typical $300-400 and spent it having a great time. No issues. Pretty typical outing. As I was leaving ran into an old fave and decided to go to my car and get some…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Classy club

This club is huge. It's very nice inside with several different side stages in addition to the main stage. Many TVs and a pool table. The cover charge is $10 and they don't accept competitor passes.…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Average place

This place has undergone a lot of renovations and name changes. It has been called Brooklyn Cherry, Rhino, heartbreakers and now its heartbreakers again. It's a small place with a small stage and a nice…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Not the Diamond Dolls in Pompano Beach

Had a return visit to the Diamond Dolls in Clearwater, which is a very good club but not as good as the Diamond Dolls in Pompano Beach South Florida, which is the best club in…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

OK for eye candy only

Stopped by to escape the traffic on I94/I80. Club is about 1/2 mile south of the interstate and located on the lower floor of the Deja Vu club. You have to enter the…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

False advertising

A Thursday evening visit to Club 390 featured about dozen dancers, mostly decent looking and a range of body types and skin tones. The club advertises "all the booze and none of the…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Bambi Wilde

Because it is handiest for me, I go to this club around once a month or so and generally on a Tuesday night but on this occasion I happened to go on a Thursday and…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Some silicone fun!

Visited this club on my way down to denver one afternoon. Probably 20 dancers on shift. 3 stages going at once. 1 had 2 girls together which was a lot if fun! Dancers were definitely…

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, Florida

Good Competitor to Oz and Diamond Dolls

Tried the afternoon shift at this newly branded club. There is free parking and one dollar admission. The club facilities are very well maintained and near a hotel. There is continued construction on the roads…

Divas Bikini Sports Bar and Grill

Houston, Texas

not bad for an afternoon visit

Stopped by Thursday afternoon before driving across town. The club is in Houston and pasties are required. I saw a few good dancers on stage. I had one (semi) private dance that had plenty of…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Couples visit was fun

Arrived on a Saturday night just after 9:00. Door girl was at her station as we entered then made us feel uncomfortable with a slight tone. My comment to her is you being…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies

Been a while since I have been to follies, so I decided to stop by for a visit. Arrived around 12:30pm on a Monday valet was already present. Which is always unfortunate because thats $10…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Beautiful dancers!

Out of all the strip clubs I have visited, this one has the most beautiful dancers. Every dancer I saw was an 8 or above at this place. I visited this place on…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

High Quality as Usual

Been here multiple times and always enjoyed the high quality women. On this afternoon visit there was the usual great selection of white, black, and Hispanic gals. Also some other nice perks were free parking,…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Good place

This is the go to club in Milwaukee but lately the talent level has gone down. They have a few good ones and then some pretty bad ones. Tattoos are excessive at this club, definitely…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

Not worth the time

It was on a Friday evening around 7pm that I visited the purple diamond strip club. The club is a little small compared to Gold club or Pony in town, but it has a good…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Party

This place is any absolute blast. I normally don't review anything because I feel it's a waste of time. This is one of those exceptions because of the amount of entertainment I had. It was…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

"You treat a lady like a dame and a dame like a lady."

The quote in the title of this review belongs to Frank Sinatra. It was his answer when he was asked how he became so successful with women. I have adopted this advice over the last…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

best in area

I have been to dozens of area clubs, and this place has best mix of atmosphere, attractive girls and value. there is no cover charge, place is casual. Girls are mostly spanish . Downside is Russian busload…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Good night at the Church

I arrived around 9:30 on a Sunday and there were a reasonable amount of dancers on although it wasn't overly busy. Can't remember the cover unfortunately. I've always liked this Club and have given it…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Friendly Dancers & Fun Atmosphere

I was in town on business and decided to head over to Cheetah's on the river after a few hours of gambling. It was approximately 8 pm on a Saturday night. The club was well-kept…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Impressed, but could have been better.

I had some time to kill on a Tuesday night, so I decided to check out a club. I recently moved to the Raleigh area and had read a bit about this place. One of…

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Off topic ramble

I had a long post almost no one would read. I watched sme YouTube videos. Apparently some are watching trumps son in law since his business headquarters is at 666 fifth avenue and now he's working on a peace deal for the…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

All is not lost but not the same as it was

Not to continue yelling into the echo chamber of disapproval, but the PC is definitely not what it was during it's heyday much less three months ago. On a recent Friday night visit I was…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Not Bad

Although this place can be slow during the day, a bit of a hit or miss, there aren't many daytime options in Queens. A go to place for me. Drinks of course are overpriced and…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

Dames and Games LA South

My first visit to Dames and Games in South LA. It is located in an industrial neighborhood south of downtown LA. There is valet in front, and some side street self parking.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Dancer slapped innocent patron

The girls at the Go Go Rama night club are the worst, pathetic and arrogant scum of the earth. They are racist against all colored people. Though they get 90% of their daily income from…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Typical Tuesday

Stopped in last Tuesday and had a decent time. Many of the same dancers were working that usually are. I met a skinny brunette, maybe 22, with a real mysterious look about her.…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Back in TX

Had been previously curious about this spot on a prior trip, so decided to try it out. Let me first say as has been relayed before, it is literally set up on the inside…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Good eye candy and nice polished bar atmosphere

Great physical club in safe, corporate part of the city. Free valet parking. I think there is no self parking option. I went in the afternoon and was not charged a cover.…

Mile High Club

Humble, Texas

Small club trying for a party atmosphere

This club is very close to the airport right where Will Clayton and Highway 59 meet. It is very new, just open a couple of months. The club was very busy on a…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Best Club in the East?

We decided to visit this club at the urging of our uber driver following the Pirates game. We were told that Blush was the best club on the east coast. I must disagree. The club…

DX Kubukicho

Tokyo, Japan

Tokyo Sunday Afternoon

Had some time to kill in Tokyo on Sunday so took a walk through Kabukicho (using Google maps and avoiding all the touts) until I found the club. Paid 6,000 yen entrance fee and found…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Bad Management is Dragging this Club Down

Entered just before 7:00 pm on a Wednesday. (Left at 9:00.) Free parking. Cover $5 before 7:00 pm (a pretty good deal, as typically it is $15 or $20). No pat down. No ID…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Thursday Cheetahs Fun

I hadn't been here in a while so I decided it was time to head back as I always have a good time here. I started out by getting some drinks next door at The…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

back again

This is one of those places you go back to and wonder why. Cover of $15 too high for this place. In this case most definitely worth it. As usual YMMV. Small dumpy club, but…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Round Two

Club Erotica was a great way to wind down my night in Pittsburgh. Cover was $25 for a Saturday night, but as others note that includes the open bar until 4AM. The club had three…

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Dealing with multiple strippers simultaneously?

I don't mean you hang with one stripper, then she leaves and another one sits with you. I'm talking that vegas style 2+ at a time. It seems interesting. Especially if the stripper your talking to has a hot friend…

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Any body watching the Ind. v Clev game ?

Wow

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OT Erin Moran Dead

Guess the drugs and hard life finally took their toll. Sad story. http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/22/entertainment/happy-days-star-erin-moran-dead/index.html

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Who is down with Red Pill MGTOW movements?

I'm starting to notice a lot of sites dedicated to the red pill movement. Red Pill is a reference to the Matrix being the Red Pill of truth. For those of you who don't know the Red Pill movement is…

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How much do think you should bring to have a GREAT time?

I'm not just talking a good VIP session and go home, I'm talking you done EVERYTHING you felt you wanted to do at the club that you can handle. The cost would include transportation, drinks, tips and most importantly money…

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Your preference

Just curious on your preference as far as body type on a woman. A. Petite B. Skinny C. Average D. Slim thick (a skinny girl who is thick) E. Thick F. BBW G. Fat What would be your first choice? My first choice is slim thick.

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What is about dancers wearing glasses?

I find the so sexy! And at least in my opinion the girls that wear glasses can dance!

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Are any of you offended that I have a white girlfriend?

Clearly that Bandit asshole has some issue with light-skinned hairless apes taking dark-skinned hairless ape penis. Probably jealous because all hears about his own penis is laughter followed by the female saying "yeah, that's the biggest I've ever seen" followed…

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Centerfold's Phoenix

With the club shutting down, has anyone seen any of the girls there at other clubs? I went a couple time before the shutdown and wanted to see a couple of them again.

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Rainy Night in LAWRENCE harbor

Rainy nights always makes me horny :) well arrived about 8PM ,lot full,parked in post office parking lot,pasted liquor store,got pocket size wine to bring in club. Only soda in club at $7 and 12…

Flash Dancer Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Never again

I have gone to this club 3 times. The first time I went on a scouting mission on a Sunday night to watch some football and see some girls. It seemed great. Very attractive women…

Divas Bikini Sports Bar and Grill

Houston, Texas

Day of the Dead at Divas

Decided to visit Divas as I usually pass it on my way to work with a coworker of mine. Being married, dayshift establishments have sorta become my only option. We pulled up to a pretty…

Stiletto's Cabaret

Euless, Texas

Going downhill

This was the first club I went to when I moved to the DFW. I paid the $20 cover and watched as girls moved from stage 1 to stage 5 dancing topless. There was so…

BT Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Would not return

I have been to this club twice and both times were a disaster. I arrived the first time on a weekday around 10PM. I paid cover just to notice there were only one super skinny…

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

A worst XTC

Roxy’s is like a downgraded XTC in dallas. It is primarily white girl club that is byob and fully nude. The place is very dark and for good reason. The girls are not very attractive.…

DG's Club

Dallas, Texas

Best black club in DFW

This is hands down my favorite black club in the area. No other club has better looking girls on a consistent basis than this club. There is plenty of free parking and a lower cover…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Fills a good niche

Been to this club twice. It’s a mixed club with mostly white women but has some Hispanic, black and rarely some Asians as well. It has an urban vibe which reminds me of a black…

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, Texas

Great Value

Been going to this club for about a year now. Its pretty much a full black club with an Hispanic girl mixed in everyone in a while. The club is ok with decent looking girls…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

Better options available

I have been to this club a few times. I have not had a good time really any of the times I was there. I may have not been lucky but I didn’t find any…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Old favorite back

I've reviewed this club layout and setting several times so I won't do that again. I haven't been here in a few months because Huntsville has been good to me. As I walked in,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First visit in a while.

I visited on a moderately busy Saturday afternoon and it was very much the typical Playhouse visit. Television screens showing sports and the hot girls hanging with the regulars and the older ones circulating…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Saturday at hott22

Typically, I come to this club like once every two weeks. I think its one of my favorites. So I go in pay $20 cover. Inside it was packed not a usual tho, last time…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

disappointed again

Well after a very disappointing trip to Bogies, I decided i'd stop and give the LS another shot. For a Saturday night, it was very disappointing. I entered and had a seat at…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Bourbon Walk

Was in NO for the day, so had to take the obligatory walk down Bourbon Street to see what was happening. Decided on stopping at this club since the doorman had a good sales…

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Rating the looks of older women

When rating the looks of a women over a certain age, like around 45-50 and up, do you adjust for age? For example, say there is a 50 y o MILF who is more attractive than 99% of the…

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My thoughts on addiction

Read a post from before about addiction. Honestly a lot of really bad comments about it and I was surprised. Most of you honestly don't care about those with addictions at least from the comments made. Dancers and club goers…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Have to go back

I've been here before many times and every time I go the girls are always very friendly. Some girls you just can get enough of there and just have to keep getting dances. Ended up…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Great Lunch Spot and okay club

I go here a lot for lunch. $10 for soup/salad, entree, and a dessert. They make a really good steak for the price point. And to just have titties around while I eat is nice.…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Another Saturday Night

I arrived around 8:00 PM to the club being 2/3rds full of customers.The best part about last nights customer capacity was that my seat choices for club maneuverability was optimal. Last evenings entertainer's featured the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Best club I've ever been too...

Been going to this place for a few years, and lemme tell you something, no other stripclub competes with Tootsies. There are so many girls walking around you're bound to find someone you're really…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Desprate 4 Money

Ok, so the club was running slow (It was mid-day on a saturday). I took it upon myself to get a dance from the only white girl at the club, BEST DECISION I EVER MADE.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Nice chill place to get some dances...

The girls here are not the pushy types at all, they gently ask you if your interested in a dance and if not they don't seem to get offended or insulted like dancers from…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

A fun place for a group

Met up with some friends on Friday night going into Saturday morning. My friend and I arrived minutes before closing just as they had already let the last people in. However once we…

Stars Cabaret Bend

Bend, Oregon

Stars, Bend 4-21-17 visit.

I've visited this club many times over the years, primarily because there is no other choice in Central Oregon. Older building with run down exterior and dated interior. It is kept very clean indoors. Hours…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

Safari

I've visited Safari in the past and was never very impressed. Recently I noticed the new management banner up and thought I would give it another shot. There was no cover, but the…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Saturday night visit

Haven't been here in a while. The talent was pretty good for Bogarts this night. Saw some thin young dancers that was unusual for this place. Met Carmella and Atheena who seemed…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time private lap dance

This place is really good if you don't feel comfortable sitting in a strip club where there is required cover charge and expensive drink. You walk into the door on the left and are greeted…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Decent

Came here on weekend evening when in town for business when they had guest dancer. Cover was $31, where they gave me back a bunch of ones for tipping. Was able to convert…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Still a great place to hang

Returned to Platinum Plus on a Friday night around 9:30 PM. There were 20+ dancers tonight, and the place was pretty full by 10:30 PM. The dancer quality was a little lower than I remember…

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Michigan State basketball team strikes again !

Lansing area police are looking for yet another MSU basketball player wanted for sexual misconduct. Several have been indicted recently on rape charges. This new incident isn't being pursued for rape, sounds like he groped her and told…

SC Business Models

Over the years I have become friendly enough with talent that I've talked to them about the workplace and I thought it would be useful to describe the deals that strippers have with management. Girls that work in clubs, please chime in and elaborate on this. Nice looking girls who are comfortable being naked and can dance can easily gain employment at clubs except that it isn't considered employment by the club. They are termed independent contractors and, in fact, pay to work there. At one local institution, the girls pay the least if they show up at 3 pm. Every hour after that costs them more to clock in. There is no hourly pay. They keep all their stage tips…

Strip Club Invisibility; The Search for the Elusive Unicorn Stripper

Interesting start to an article, I know. I have discovered how to be invisible at a strip club. It's an amazing sensation, sitting, staring at beautiful women sauntering past. One by one, they pass by. Sometimes looking forward, as if they have somewhere to be: sometimes checking their phone, as if they'll make more money on their phone; sometimes checking out the booth or the table next to me; occasionally checking out the table behind me. When I say invisible, I don't mean completely invisible. Magically the waitress can see me and the bouncers politely nod at me. Then, there is the occasional unicorn stripper that looks my way and approaches,…

Alternative to OTC: An ATF Escort

My friend told me how he meet his All Time Favorite escort. He was in an OTC with his CF stripper turned escort, they have known each other for many years. As usual she is taking a long time in the bathroom getting ready, and he has nothing to do and goes in a escort website, and sees pics of a blonde with the same name that his ex-girlfriend. He texts the girl just out of curiosity, because the ad ask for "afluent, generous, executive gentleman with sense of humor" and said she is "independent" and has an "in call" rate in the high side, but reasonable for Los Angeles. He sends her a text at 10:30pm asking for an appointment the…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Lame

Decided to start things off this afternoon by hittin up Venom and then the Boat of things weren't good. Well got there around 3pm and there were certainly plenty of customers and a good handful…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Waffle on One!!

I've been here once before. I decided to stop late on a Sat. morning this time, just wanting a way to relax after going highway blind on I-75. I knew what I was in for,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Disappointing

I hadn't been here in many months, but visited here on Patriot's Day in New England (day of Boston Marathon) as I had the day off. No cover but the girl at the bar…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

summary of 2 visits

In both cases there were too many dancers but it was again a case if quantity over quality. My favorites in most cases are no longer there and they have been replaced by much heavier…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

A solid place with plenty of talent

I went here in the evening and had reasonable expectations in mind. The short of it is the club did not dissapoint in its selection of top shelf staff. However don't expect to get more…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Good time

This was the first of a trio of Illinois strip clubs I visited on this weekend. I hadn't been here in nearly a year, so it was due. I got there about 7pm…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

As expected given truck stop location. ...

Place has been around forever, but I'd never stopped in before due to it's truck stop location. Dancers about what I expected, nothing to get overly excited about, but nothing to cause you to want…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Sunday, April 9.

I walked into Molly Browns on a Sunday night at nine. I immediately noticed that I was the only customer. Quickly counted nine dancers watching me and felt like a turkey on thanksgiving…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

In search of

I have been absent from visiting the bars along Mannheim lately and my latest visit here just confirms my reasoning. Was there on a Sunday afternoon and there were only three dancers working.…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Good, some cuties, clean, Not expensive if you pace yourself

Good on the night I went, several women stop by and were polite. Don't push too hard for money. Dancers pretty hot but cost for lap dances, a hundred may last a few…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Meh

I've never had luck at this club. Went in last Thursday around 1am. The girls on stage didn't know how to dance and were 5's. The couple of attractive girls on the floor were too…

Hi Five Club

Houston, Texas

Quick fun on a slow day

Was in town again and decided to stop by here on a Sunday afternoon. I was the only guest at the time. A Korean lady came up to me at the bar, I'd…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Major Improvement

A lot has changed under the new owner. I've been in and out of this club for 5+ years. It had gotten pretty rough. That's no longer the case. The club feels like what a…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

First visit

Traveling in Dallas on business, I stopped by this club on a Tuesday night around 10:00. As other reviewers have said, it was still very quiet at that time. Upon entering the driveway you can…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

First time

This was my first visit to Baby Dolls. On entering and seeing all the girls and lots of action, I was initially very impressed. As the evening wore on, I realized a lot of the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Friday Lunchtime...

Stopped into Follies right after noon on Friday. I was even able to get a high top without fuss, over on the DJ side. It seemed like there were a lot fewer white…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Two reviews in one,

So first night was Wed night. Buddy was in town wanted to try out the cricket. There was no cover and more importantly no smoking. Wow what a great start. Food…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Not the absolute best but worth a visit

I have reviewed this club in the past and will not describe the club layout – the club's layout can be a bit tricky; for club layout info refer to my April 19, 2014 Cheetah…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Return visit

Since I was back in Dallas on business - on a Monday night - I slipped by The Lodge for food and fun. I got my shoes shined first then sat down in the library…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

As advertised

club onyx is very satisfying if you are looking for black girls and full body mixed race girls. There are a few very sexy dancers but the girls that work the VIP are are the…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Freak Show

I was at Porthole Pub earlier and decided to give this place a try, with low expections. Last time I was here was over a decade ago. It's a small club with a bar, stage in…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Maybe....another time

I didn't read reviews before I went here, so I wasn't sure what to expect. I left Bandaids and came here arriving around 8:30 on Friday night. The sign said 8 girls were inside. I pulled…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Wednesday night was awful

So I catch an Uber from near the airport while in town for business. Pull up to the venue, looks like your average strip club. I walk in, hit with a cover (forgot the amount…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Not much to see here, move on

Thought i'd try a different club for a change so I hit the Crazy Horse. Nice enough place, clean, clientele wasn't too shady looking. I went on an early evening on a Friday. Can't expect…

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Kentucky Derby

Today marks the opening of the Kentucky Derby Festival, a two week party culminating in the race itself. If you're coming to town, here are a few things to consider. Hotels all over will be full and expensive. Hookers of all stripe,…

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White strippers-black boyfriends

Why do so many white strippers tend to have black boyfriends? In South Carolina, I think over half of them do. At any rate, strippers date black men at a much higher rate than non-stripper white girls do.…

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"What are you thinking?"

Got some awesome dances (non-extras variety but great grind) last night and twice the dancer asked me "What are you thinking?" Has anyone ever encountered this? I was stumped. The truest answer I could have given was "we should be…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Good for a lazy afternoon, but not much more

I paid Crazy Horse a visit the other day. I was in town on business and staying nearby. Went during the evening, dancer to customer mix was about 3:1! Not used to the NA type…

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Another fire at the Victory Inn

Firemen responded to another fire at the shuttered Victory Inn here in Detwaa today. Someone must want pretty badly to ensure this wonderful house of ho's never reopens. Juice, you better get your deposit back for your upcoming…

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Extra Terrestrials Living In The Asteroid Belt!

It has just been discovered that out in the remnants of our 5th planet, in that microgravity created by its fragments, and having traveled hundreds of light years from the Pleiades to arrive here, we have extra terrestrials in residence.…

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Duct tape

What do you use it for? I taped a strip club together once

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Anyone care about French elections?

Will the Euro break up or fall apart if Lepen wins? Could cause stock market to drop 1000 Dow points. Possible great buying opportunity. It might suck for Europe though. Projections are for Lepen and another to be in a runoff election…

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Ebony inn

Who is the best lapdancer in there?

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Dumbasses

So what's the latest stupidity from the dumbass duo, Douchester and his gagging fag buddy, txtittyfag. LMAO

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duct tape in the CR

In the layout of this SC, there are tiny VIP rooms that fit 1 guy 1 girl, and then champagne rooms that fit a whole group of PLs (bachelor party, etc). The champagne rooms, aslong as you DONT close…

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Stripclub Groupons

What I put in my Easter baskets this year. Jim Gassagain show tickets and stripper club dinners now can be bought on Groupon. Juice maxed out his Visa buying Groupons.

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New big-boobed barista at my coffee shop!

You're missing out Tiredtraveler! Expensive coffee or tea made by pretty girl with big boobs = brilliant! No disrespect to lopaw or any other gay or bi women, but she put a big smile on my face, unlike Julie the butch lesbian.…

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Crazy Joe has just shit inside SJG's head!!

And now SJG has shit for brains. There's your sign!

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Shemane Nugent

Was reading an article about how Detroit rockers Ted Nugent and Kid Rock were with Sarah Palin at the White House. Blah blah blah but one of the photos showed Teds wife "Shemane" and she's a pretty hot MILF. https://i2.wp.com/shemanenugent.rocks/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/red_border_sm.jpg

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Stripper shot on job to get new hearing to determine damages

Stripping is dangerous work. http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/04/19/stripper-shot-on-job-to-get-new-hearing-to-determine-damages/

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A choice

You get to choose a companion for the weekend from between two women. Whichever you chose, she will do her very best to be your perfect girlfriend and do whatever you want for your time together. Both women are your…

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Exciting new cure for constipation

http://www.menshealth.com/health/live-eel-found-in-stomach-of-man-with-constipation

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Michigan cops may soon be barred from having sex with prostitutes while undercov

http://globalnews.ca/news/3393855/law-stops-michigan-police-from-sex-with-prostitutes/ I wonder if this will cut in to business at the Detroit clubs.

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Stripper Music Hall of Fame

Does anyone think that the TUSCLers would be able to agree on five songs to put into a TUSCL strip club playlist Hall of Fame? How would nominations get done? What about discussions on nominees? Who would be able to…

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JUICE DAY: FOUR LOKO FRIDAY

Four Loko Friday 1. The consumption of Four Loko every Friday. 2. The perfect way to start your weekend, fucked up. https://baseballfordinner.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/getlaid.gif http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-J1xQrqU7-mg/Vn3zCzwqC7I/AAAAAAAAB_w/lUYbwkC64_E/s1600/20151224_013354303_iOS.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rBoXpAysk8M/TMtDdFjz4gI/AAAAAAAACQ0/9NHroy0wA_0/s1600/IMG_8032.JPG

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Where would you go in Pittsburgh for a good time?

Hey y'all. I'm headed to Pittsburgh, PA for a few days for work. Any regulars or frequent visitors have some suggestions for me? Where are the hottest girls? Where are the best prices? Which places give…

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Crazy Joes does Antifa - He doesn't Carrot all about your outrage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKxXbD2Jbyg This dude rules, love him mocking them as they fight their imaginary enemies.

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Addiciton: Disease or sickness or choice?

You ask what is the difference? Choice means you choose to be stoned Sickness could conceivably apply to an addict because his body reacts to no having the drug A disease? definitely not!! the do gooders and bureaucrats want to say addiction…

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I submitted an article about escort vs OTC

I just saw 4got discussion about sugar babies and escort articles from reddit. A friend sent me a link to and article in reddit recommending the practice of going to escorts. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3x3ubz/why_you_should_try_sleeping_with_hookers_and_how/ My friend told how he found an alternative to OTC with…

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What is the fascination with fancy Coffee places anhd "energy drinks"

I don't understand the fascination with coffee bars. I drink coffee but refuse to $$ spend to get a Vetted or Venti or grounded or grande burnt coffee for $5 or $10 a cup. WTF I can make an…

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Legal pot and strip clubs

I think legalized pot will be a boon to strip clubs! Most companies (the one I work for included) had a strict no tolerance policy concerning drugs and alcohol to the point of random testing. If you test positive it…

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New follies furniture

Outside of follies....they are replacing the black love sets with new ones ....finally!!!!!!!!!

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Competition between PLs

Some classic stripperweb hustling advice is to try and make guys compete at the stage. It's been posted in multiple threads there. They talk about how once one guy gives a big tip, suddenly a whole bunch will join in,…

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OT: Insight from a bumper sticker

"You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."

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Cannabis Shops Near Strip Clubs We Like

I am posting this as a public service to at least one of the TUSCL family. http://www.wweek.com/potlander/2017/04/18/cannabis-shops-near-strip-clubs-we-like/

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Reddit answers from current and former sex workers

http://straight.fleshbot.com/6020652/best-of-reddit-current-and-former-sex-workers-and-sugar-babies Interesting

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HM in San Francisco

The wife and I are considering going to San Francisco in a couple of weeks and plan to hit the nude clubs. After looking at reviews it seems MBOT and Crazy Horse are the top two nudes? We don't…

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Spring is a wonderful time in Michigan.

Today, in Jackson, MI, a city about 90 miles West of Detwaa, police got several phone calls about a naked woman on the back of a motorcycle. A cop who was at a party store, looked out the door…

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Current porn favorite?

I can't say that I'm a porn aficionado, but I do check out the popular sites from time to time. And when I discover something that I like, I tend to binge-watch. Just like Netflix... Previous favorites have been…

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Offered a Position in Bangalore...

India. Seriously. Kind of funny since we have the Indian movers meme so strong on TUSCL. What do you guys think? I'd be moving up the management ladder. Should I take it?

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I just took a shit

Title says it all...

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420

It is 420 day in Denver tomorriw

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Sexy Baristas pose for aexy calandar

https://303magazine.com/2016/12/denver-baristas-calendar/

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Jeepers I'm Drunk

https://youtu.be/Lj2SVNLiqYg

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What are the signs that a strip club customer is a newbie?

What are the signs that a strip club customer is a newbie? Here's one that I just saw. He only brings enough money for a few stage tips and has to go to the ATM to get a lap dance…

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Geek Squad semi retarded

1 Geek squad doesn't know anything about electronics. 2 Geek squad thinks they need to call the cops on anyone wearing a blue polo shirt and kackis https://youtu.be/KgUIbPfhSuo

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Stay Classy Philly

Flyers fan disguises himself as Penguins fan, sucker punches Columbus fan, runs away http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2017/4/19/15358450/stay-classy-philly?hl=1&noRedirect=1

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prevent HIV infection by taking a pill every day

Heard about this in a public service announcement in my local TV station - had also heard about it on the HBO show "Vice" when they did a segment called "Countdown to Zero" which talked about the latest HIV research. From…

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Fox News decides to let go of Bill O'Reilly

Good riddance to the most arrogant prick on television. It's blowhards like him that make me despise the media. No spin zone my ass! Although it's unrelated, I hope this is what Trump means by "draining the swamp". In other news, my…

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Man robbed in Las Vegas strip club parking lot

A 30-year-old man was robbed at gunpoint in a strip club parking lot Wednesday morning. He was inside his vehicle outside the Sapphire Las Vegas, 3025 Sammy Davis Jr. Drive, when a man with a gun took his cellphone and cash…

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Dallas Man Gets 35 Years for Kidnapping Stripper He Intended to Sell Into Sex Sl

http://www.dallasobserver.com/news/dallas-man-gets-35-years-for-stripper-kidnapping-9383583

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Trump's Latest Hits

Great stuff here. Apparently the "armada" he sent to Korea last week actually didn't get anywhere near Korea and went to the Indian Ocean for joint maneuver with the Australian navy instead. Now is on its way to the western…

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Houston

I'm visiting Houston in a few weeks. What are the best clubs there for high mileage?

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OT: Aaron Hernandez hangs himself in prison

http://nypost.com/2017/04/19/aaron-hernandez-kills-himself-in-prison/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20170419

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Want to fuck a prego? A Nevada sex worker plans to continue working throughout h

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11840784&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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vincemichaels is a dickbreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Juice, Detroit Is Callig Your Name

https://instagram.com/p/BTChOf3hgJy/ A picture is worth a thousand words, in this case it's a thousand calories.

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25 Years-To-Life Sentence For Man Who Killed Woman In Times Square Hotel Room An

"Ten years after the murder of a 33-year-old woman in Times Square, her killer was finally sentenced. Clarence Dean, a sex offender from Alabama, will now serve 25 years to life in a state prison." http://gothamist.com/2017/04/18/25_years-to-life_sentence_for_man_w.php FYI, Hotel Carter currently being demolished.

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Melo's Stripper Bitch

Does Anyone know which club in NYC that Carmelo met the stripper that he got pregnant? Also how stupid is he to fuck a stripper without a condom. As Cris Carter would say C'mon Man.

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Bill Clinton vs Donald Trump who would you rather be.

Ole Bill and Donald are the same age, Bill has more hair, Donald's kids are smart, successful, his older sons are married to smart pretty women, run businesses, earn their own way, his daughters are beautiful, smart and successful. Bill's only kid is…

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In Detroit the 2AMers don't need any help.

An employee of The Landing Strip, 36431 Goddard Road, Romulus, walked upon a gruesome sight Tuesday afternoon after discovering a man inside his car with a gunshot to the head. According to Romulus Police Capt. Joshua Monte, the gunshot was self-inflicted. Monte…

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New World Site

Hey guys, I'm pretty sure I'll be going to FKK World very soon, as well as FKK Sharks and maybe FKK Palace as well. Thinking of making a trip yourself? Maybe seeing their new site and video clip might help you

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Crazyjoe does sky diving

https://youtu.be/RbIivGvflkk

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vincemichaels Needs to Apologize to Veterans and all of TUSCL

For lying about military service. What a disgrace to the board he is!

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Family Wants Justice for Man Killed Outside Strip Club

This is a sad video featuring the family of a 21-year-old man who was shot and killed outside a strip club. http://www.tristatehomepage.com/news/local-news/family-wants-justice-for-man-killed-outside-strip-club/693386108

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Monica Lewinski revisited.

Hmmm, just after the Donald mangled the Easter Egg hunt on the South Lawn of the White House, he returned to the Oval office to mangle the country's affairs. To relax, he invited Douchester and txtittyfag in to act…

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Strippers - The Lesbian Effect

This past weekend I went on a clubbing binge which I haven't done in some time. At one club, there was a (to me) extremely cute young dancer. She was a little chubby but wore her weight well…

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High end Providers and Social Media

Beginning to believe that hottest girls like 9-10s that used to be in strip clubs and other platform are now damn near all online...webcam, IG, Twitter and other online or social media platforms. Your able to DM many of these…

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Agency vs Indy

'nuff said. Any difference?

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Anyone like Taylor Swift

After watching the Emily, I clicked on a few of the video links and found this. https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/taylor-swift-sex-tape-video-leaked

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Ripping off the ROB

Amazing turn of events today in what was shaping up to be a very bad experience at the club. It didn't end good, but it wasn't a train wreck either. Got a very aggressive, handsy sales pitch from a dancer who…

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A compilation of Emily Ratajkowski videos

That must-see site celebjihad.com has compiled some of Emily Ratajkowski's best topless and nude videos: https://www.celebjihad.com/emily-ratajkowski/emily-ratajkowski-naked-ultimate-compilation-video (4:32) IMO her body is outstanding and her face is *way* above average.

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House moms - How many clubs have them?

I have only seen them in 2. In Atlanta, the Old Crazy Horse saloon (now Rumors) and Follies. They actually had 2 baby showers ITC for the Follies house mom. Sorry I missed those. :)

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Looking for full nude club closest to Memphis

My girlfriend and I are looking for a full nude club close to home. Our favorite in Memphis is the pony. They are topless and allow lots of contact is that allowed in the nude club?

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Oops! Assad Not Respobsible For Sarin Gas Attak; White House Misread Evidence

Full story: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mit-expert-claims-latest-chemical-100819428.html Excerpts: He concluded that the US government's report does not provide any "concrete" evidence that Assad was responsible, adding it was more likely that the attack was perpetrated by players on the ground. Postol said: "I have reviewed the [White House's]…

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What is the worst type of piercing?

For me I'll just say that I find septum rings disturbing. And eyebrow piercings are also seriously non-brilliant! :(