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Detriot Meet up August the first weekend

The first weekend of August I will be in Detroit enjoying the clubs and tuscl fellowship Feel free to message or or comment below on on the get together Also feel free to drop ideas of places to stay, eat and shit…

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10 Celebrities Who Shockingly use to be Strippers

http://www.therichest.com/expensive-lifestyle/entertainment/10-celebrities-who-shockingly-used-to-be-strippers/

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OT: Another semi goes off the I-75 bridge in Southwest Detwaa.

Damn, it's getting pretty rough on that bridge. It's under reconstruction. It's old as highways go, big chunks of the roadway kept falling out leaving 10-20 foot holes. One side is closed for rework. The other side is pretty…

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A new experience for me

Waitress brings my drink in a club. I pick it up and notice the napkin. It has a woman's name (presumably the waitress) written on it and a heart next to it. Should I ask her for a lap

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stripper blackmail, extortion, calling police to SC

At a SC I used to goto most of last year, but I stopped since the mileage went to crap and hustle skyrocketed as more and more poledancers from other clubs starts to replace the amateur college/SA/bottle girls and IG…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

beautiful women

i think its a great place. all types of beautiful women from all over the world. mostly latin american however. you will see some black, asian, EE. many. Tight security. $20 cover. drinks are pretty…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Same okd

Came here with my boy to get the usual .. sat down got a couple of beers .. on Thursday it isn't that pack like on the weekends when you have a line just to…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Not much to talk about

I visited this club before returning to Chicago for the Summer. Only 2 dancers of which one I knew from a year ago at the IR. Two other dancers came in for interviews and danced…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Good times

I went in last Friday early in the day shift. I'm generally bias to the day shift because I'm not for paying for anything in a strip club that is not girls and liquor. The…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Fantastic Experience

Had the best experience of any sc I have been to in the US. Got there around 10pm on a Tuesday. Was pouring outside which led to a small group in a huge space. Felt…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Good for Nashville

The SC scene in Nashville is kind of weak. BYOB is nice but the rest is eh. Contact lap dances must be with clothes on, fully nude must be 3 feet away.…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Left before I regretted it

To say this place has changed for the worse would be an understatement. I went last night and found how this place has pretty much eliminated the elements which made it the place to…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A night at the Rhino

This is a great club. I drop in whenever I'm in Vegas. The sheer number of dancers and their attractiveness makes this club worth a look. It seemed pretty crowded on…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Atmosphere great, dancers fighting in back

Walked in and everything was great. Had my cigar, my whiskey, and my dinner. I also had a purse full of singles and while the girls weren't unattractive they also weren't enticing. They weren't working…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Fun place to party

Not much to say here. Full bar available, so topless only. Hands off & dancers has to keep one foot on the ground. I've never actually gotten a LD here, but friends have. I like…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

In and out

Not to greatest place to hang, but most of customers are here for one thing. Rolled in on Wednesday night ~ 9:30. Its the usual Bridgeport vibe in here. Got the pat down and wand…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Hope you came here before the change!

Detroit, imo is the real SC mecca of the world. They have a number of upscale clubs with great talent and food. yes, food. I used to come to the D 3x/month…

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Messing with instathot (Instagram whores)? Have you done it?

I've always wondered how interesting it would be to fuck and even briefly date an Instagram "model" *cough*thot**cough** that looks and has the attributes of the various pictures she posts. I know some of them may come with fake if…

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May is National Masturbation Month! Don't worry if you forgot to get someone a c

But before you celebrate in the privacy of your own home, have you ever considered perhaps indulging in planet Earth's favourite pass time... At work? Mark Sergeant, psychology lecturer at Nottingham Trent University, told Metro that a 'masturbation break' would be…

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If vincemichaels is Willing to Lie That He Served in the Military?

Is there anything you think he won't lie about?

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Pure Gold

Parking is free with a lot more parking spaces behind the club. The club shares space with an adult video store and you pay the cover charge of $18.00 to the cashier at the counter.…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Club has potential!

It's been ages (10+ years) since I last visit this club & the overall inside decor seems to have changed since then.The club looked smaller from inside from what I can remember from some years…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

More than a dance

Arnies is def the place to go to get a bang for your buck. Went in at night with a few friends for drinks and no sooner than we walked in we were shown a…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Great place

I visited this location on April 30, 2015. When I arrived at this location and showed the free pass, the employee told me I could not get in free. I was told I had to…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Marvelous Monday

After just arriving back in town (DTW) May 01, 2017. I Had not been here in a few years. Seems that nothing has really changed much, ihs. Five dollars daytime cover, no valet…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Great place especially if you like cubans

This place has apparently been taken over by Cuba which isn't such a bad thing. The girls are eager but most only speak Spanish so ya won't get to talk much unless ya can.…

Eden Lounge (was H2O Nightclub)

Morgantown, West Virginia

Been awhile.

So it has been a while since I have visited H2O due to work travels. Decided to go during early evening to see if it was as I remember. Good: Drink prices are the same, along…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

VIP is where it's at

Okay so I went with the intention to score, I did. I walk in and very shortly after, a hot Mexican milf sat next to me then immediately the waitress walks up:"would you like to…

Book 'Em Dan'O

Denison, Iowa

A great time

First of all, the reviews on here about bookem dano' aren't very recent so I can't say they're wrong because I didn't go to this club then. With that being said, tonight's visit for my…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Another memorable time in Tj

Despite recent posts about the murder rate in Tj doubling as of late, I felt as safe as ever in HK and getting to and from. The club is still the greatest. Seems to me there…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Not quite a Rob

I went in shortly after they opened a few weeks ago. I have not had great luck with this club but I though I'd give it another try. Only 5 girls working (it was early).…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

best club in phoenix area

Went to phoenix witha group of 12 golfers to play some golf and a little extra curricular R&R. Been a member here for a while and used this to read the reviews and try to…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Bare Assets

Made a brief afternoon stop at BA. I walked in and went to the bar, noting a chubby girl dancing on stage. The barmaid was busy so I checked out the scene.…

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Fav Club

What is your single, absolute favorite strip club ever? It doesn't matter if you are able to go there regularly or not. If distance and money were not issues this is the club that you would chose first over…

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No tip parade

Ok guys I live in Miami, fl and I've been to a few clubs here and there, but I want to know of clubs with no tip parade bull shit. Seriously can't stand that, the one club that I'm a…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

My chance to see what all the reviews were all about.

I happened to be in Miami for business so after reading so many reviews over the years, I decided to give it a go. The place is huge like others have said and the drink…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Great Return

After a long hiatis from the PH, I decided to get in my car and take the 45 min drive to one of my favorite places. Last time i was there i was a little…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Go West... Stripclubs Are Better There...

Had not been into Loco for awhile so when my buddies called me up for a night on the town, of course I had to suggest Loco after getting some drinks with them. Touched down…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

"Chill, No Pressure" Atmosphere

My wife and I go once a month to Christies in Tempe. We always have a good time. My wife enjoys getting lap dances from Jackie and Jennifer. Both are extremely attractive…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

Best in the area

I've been to Southern X multiple times and my most recent visit was just like all the others. You walk in and get your ID scanned, go in and find a crowded club with a…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hanging with the locals

I've always enjoyed the PPP, but I hadn't been in a while. Well, I can safely say that pretty much nothing has changed and I still like it. This place is mostly a locals watering…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

best club i have been to

I went here a little while back and I had a blast. it is vegas so it comes with a price but for the most part it is worth the money. when I first walked…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

USED TO great now meh

I used to live on the east coast.. I have my brothers and my bachelor party here.. this used to be great, now not anymore..I got in on a saturday evening.. used to be…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Forever not for better

I still have no reason to believe the club will ever restore itself to what it was before. These are the most important changes to this club: 1. Less local dancers; the new owner…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Overpriced, but nice girl

I went here on a Wednesday evening. I'm not a regular at NJ clubs, but have been all over the country. A $10 cover on a weeknight is not out of bounds for a big…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Been a long time

So... I haven't been here since Freddie G used to own this club. Those were the good old daze, before he decided to sell and become a restauranteur. My first impressions though upon…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

First Time Back at KOD in About 7 Years

So I decided to stop by after work on a whim on 4/17 because it had been a long time since I've been to a club and I had some money to burn. I've always…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Quick fix in Baltimore

Was in Baltimore for a Rock festival, and decided after the concert that I needed some fun. Reviewed TUSCL of course, and settled on this club. I'm into the more divey…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Good time

Got there early Sunday evening. Paid my $10.00 cover and headed to the bar. Saw that a lot of girls had signed in at the front desk but none were on stage yet. After a…

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Liked too much :-(

I try to be a gentleman with the dancers. I tip well and get treated well by the girls that know me. I know some of you are the same. The bad part is that this makes it very hard to…

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New Article Posted

Thanks Estafador

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheetah Pompano has redeemed itself from...

Cheetah Pompano has redeemed itself from my previous visit a few weeks ago. I stopped in on a Wed about 6pm. The customer count was down. I don't know if it was…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Ok visit

The "bird" isn't my favorite club in Lawrence. I have been here maybe 10 times before. I usually end up here when Paradise is having trouble finding attractive dancers. This was one of those times.…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Late Tuesday visit

Stopped in late on a Tuesday right after 11:00. This is not a large club, but they do have a nice upstairs overflow section. They also have a private party room.…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

I love Alona

As you've probably noticed, I hit this club from time to time. This evening I was waited for a third shift job and had time to kill, so I stopped by. There were relatively few…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

One of the slower days.

Been to PHC last Saturday! Went around 6pm. Had one previous experience of Saturday being slow with about 6dancers, even this Saturday was slow with about 8 dancers. None of them were of PHC level…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Went back again

I went in expecting what I had seen here before and I was not disappointed. It was a bit busier than when I had been in the past, all the stages up and going,…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Old club but has it's gems

Located in Rancho Cordova. Near Pure Gold & Centerfolds. Coffin-like lap dance areas, which do not allow you much room to be comfy with the dancers. You want to go for the bigger & more…

Green Girl Saloon

Westminster, California

Just a bikini bar with a a few attractive girls

This place is just a bar with bartenders in bikinis. They don't venture out from behind the bar. It's not a bad place to get a drink if that's what you're looking for but why…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Great value, pushy dancers

Visited Playhouse back in mid-March. Arrived around 7pm and paid $10 for my soda since the club is BYOB. They give you a little cup to use as a token for a free second drink.…

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Regular In Love

Well it doesn't have to be love, but maybe Lust. Has it ever taken you awhile to move on from a stripper? (maybe she moved to a different city, or she stopped dancing, or she stopped communicating with you) Did it…

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Club risqué Bristol

Any feed back on sierra's VIP's?

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Delilahs in mansville NJ

Anyone know if either Kitty, Hannah or Dakota do bbfs or otc?

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Vanity Reign dancer at Lookers in Elizabeth NJ

Anyone know if Vanity Reign does private dances or otc?

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Umatilla Oregon is strip club friendly

PENDLETON, Ore. (AP) – The Umatilla City Council appointed Daren Dufloth to be the city’s new mayor. The East Oregonian reports Dufloth took up the gavel immediately after Tuesday night’s appointment and ran the meeting. He replaces David Trott, who resigned in…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

First time to Tootsies

Club is enormous and more girls than you can count. Looks were not top shelf. Most of the better looking girls were entertaining a couple big groups of guys. I read the reviews on…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Weeknights are always the best here

I've been here a few times over the years and have always had a good time. Wife loves the attention of the girls here as well. There were a couple girls here this time that…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Good visit; no action

Stopped by Wax his afternoon. I'm a Zack Morris type - white and preppy. I'd been wanting to stop by for a while and finally pulled the trigger. It's a great club. As a white…

Northpoint Exotic Dance Club

Peshtigo, Wisconsin

Can be fun, but still a rough place!

It can be a fun place sometimes when there is not a lot of people and a couple of the dancers are pretty, but it is pretty rough other than that! There is a…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

Not much has changed (In a good way)

I haven't been to this club in almost two years. They had a string a violence that happened at the club which kept me away. They have made changes in that time.…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Emptied my pockets too quickly

Stopped by this place for the first time while visiting Austin. Read the reviews of all places in town and this seemed to be the best nude place. Paid the $15 cover. Club…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

Many changes

I visited showgirls a couple weeks ago. As you may know from my previous reviews, I like to go on Tuesdays because they have 2 for 1 dances. I arrived early at about 1pm. I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls - Tuesday evening

The other night I ventured to 2 new (for me) clubs in Dallas: Baby Dolls and The Lodge. I came to these clubs after guys on a local board told me these…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

not bad

lots of hot ladies all ready to go in vip, some just hustle it some are sensual and exciting, give the hot ones one shot, move on if they don't perk you up it wont…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Satin wasn't very smooth

Sometimes a PL just wants to relax with a real drink while scoping naked chicks. No VIP push and no soft drink hustle. That was my rationale for visiting Satin twice over a couple week…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Newbie mistakes ruin a guaranteed thing

Second and only other stop on the ESL tour--the true legend. So, let me give the TL;DR breakdown: -I made newbie mistakes and left w/ blue balls -The WP handshake is still VERY much a thing -The infamous stalls…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

If you're horny, head for Dollie's

Guys – I stopped in at Dollie’s the other nite. This place is a little difficult to find, especially if it’s dark. From Interstate-64, go north on State Road 111 (Kingshighway). At the…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

First time. Very good experience.

I am new to the world of strip clubs, but quickly becoming a very big fan! I finally stopped by this place with a few friends, now I've driven past this place for…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

change of dancer choice worked out fine

Whenever I visit Phoenix (5 or 6 times a year) I always go to The Blue Moon lounge to watch naked dancers and to get relieved with a now famous "Blue Moon handshake." Usually…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Last minute thought

I was in town for work and bored in my hotel room. Thought I'd search TUSCL.net for some fun nearby. Landed on Blue Moon and thought I'd give it a try. I believe it's across…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Still fun, but not the same

This is a compilation of three evening visits on Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday. I have been going here for 30 years, but the club was sold within the past year and there have been…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Not a good start for an ESL first-timer

Taking a trip to visit friends, brought me to the area right at about quitting time on a Tuesday--figured I'd explore the legendary ESL. Tour started at Cheeks. Nice older bartender lady charged the cover ($7,…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

SuperTuesday

After a long hiatus, I went back to a strip club on Tuesday. I chose Buck's Wild because they have a Super Tuesday event the first Tuesday of the month (and a second chance…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Good Times

Out of all the clubs I go to in the area, this is the one I visit the least but only b/c of it's location...just not super easy to get to from my location.…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

A Diamond in the Rough

I visit here regularly, but just decided Monday's visit needed a review. No cover, a lunch buffet, decent drink prices and very nice ladies in the house. Bartender was very pleasant to talk to,…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

CT's is exactly what you've heard it is

Finally got to CT's last week and wow, it "lived up to" everything I've head on here & elsewhere. First of all it's off of a service drive next to the Gary airport, the street is…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Fun time, more available

I stopped by for a couple hours to check out this club. First time there but it was fun. It was a couple weeks ago now so I have forgotten all the names.…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Pre Cavs Game Visit

Buddy of mine invited me to the cavs game so, in appreciation for the tickets, I suggested we meet at the Horse and I'd treat him (and I) to some pregame entertainment. Club was…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Another GREAT Visit!

Its been a few months since my last visit, decided to stop by last Friday afternoon. The place was fairly crowded, and the selection of dancers was outstanding! Saw a lot of familiar girls and some…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

First off, it is not open until 4a. Wasted an hour here...

Read the reviews and with it being close to 1a, I thought I would stop in. I found out that they close at 2, NOT 4 as this site says as of today still. Maybe…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Back Again

There weren't too many girls here tonight. It was early though. Arrived about 8 p.m. Usually doesn't get hopping until after 10. First was greeted by a girl from Venezuela with…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

No more curtains

So I tried scarlets for late day shift around 4pm. Used my online coupon to save $5 on entry so cover was only 5 bucks. My mandatory water was 5 bucks too. When I walked…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Good byob

The Vu as I Call it, is the McDonald's of strip clubs you pretty much know everything your going to get, dance specials every 30 min lots of pole tricks and a nice amount of…

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My penis is so small

Do any of you guys have a problem with getting your balls wet when you piss? I have this problem when it is cold out

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East St. Louis clubs

I remember a few years ago they seemed to have had a very good reputation. I'll be driving through there and could stop by for some day shift fun. There are tons of clubs so any tips on which to…

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Time for Internet Tough Guy vincemichaels to Apologize to TUSCL

For lying that he served in the military.

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

dead and disappointed

ok another review of the bar. the bar itself is nothing fancy small stage with a make shift poles. the place is usually fun so not sure if it was the day i went(monday) or…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

The pony is a ok club

The Pink Pony has always been just an OK club to me. The girls aren't over the top gorgeous. The dances are air dances. The VIP is way overpriced for what you…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Hot ladies, good dances

This is one of the best strip clubs I've been to as far as hot women goes. I went on a Tuesday after work and even then, there were almost a dozen dancers working with…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Mediocre visit

Hit up Fannies hoping for a good visit. Arrived around 11p. Club didn't have many patrons and about 9 dancers. I counted 4 white, 4 black and a girl that looked Hispanic/Puerto Rican. My eyes…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Pretty Good Time

I went to Cheerleaders on a Tuesday night because I heard they had 2 for 1 dances until midnight. This is true, but I had a very difficult time getting any of the girls attention…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Friday night visit

It's been a few weeks now, but I stopped by Henry VIII on a Friday evening. Smokey as hell but what's new. I like younger spinners, and honestly I'm quite picky about who…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Spearmint Rhino Saturday Night

I visited the club later on a Saturday night for the first time. Place is easy to find in downtown Minneapolis, but parking can be difficult unless you use a parking ramp. At the door…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

The Best of the Bunch for Now

Raleigh isn't a great town for strip clubs. It's not really a good town for strip clubs. The club with the best mileage is Amnesia, but most people reading this wouldn't be comfortable there. Other…

Easy steps to navigate a "Black" strip club

So first and foremost, just because it's a black oriented club doesn't mean it is a dive. Second, the only reason why it's called a "Black" club is because of the stereotype that only black men like big booty girls or "thick" women and being that they mostly hire big booty black chicks must mean only black people are meant for the club. That is based on prejudice views that hold no weight. Unfortunately strip club owners make a killing off it so they're not going to bother fighting the stereotype. But if your a tweedy little white adult that like big butts and cannot lie, your more than welcome to the party. Believe or not, they have women of…

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Strip Club for Couples

My wife and I have to spend the night in Atlanta next week so we are looking to make the most of it. We want to find a strip club that will be "female friendly". We are more into her…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

A Saturday Night Visit

After hanging out with an old friend and catching up over a few drinks, I decided to head out after he went home to the wife for the night. My first decision was where to…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

New Crop Different Tricks

Dropped by the other night after playing some poker at the casino. Made some money so figured it made sense to spread the wealth. It has been awhile since I last went to…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Dropped in to check it out

The first dancer came up to me and wanted the most outrageous prices I'd ever heard of. I've been in strip clubs for years and I thought she was crazy. So sure enough,…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Friday evening visit

Arrived just before 7:00 to avoid cover charge, $2 parking fee only. Free buffet was ending but dinner specials were made available. Got the parmesan encrusted Salmon entrée for $23 and it was excellent.…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Not so great

Went here about 5:30 on a Monday afternoon, waited until beginning of crossover to evening shift- about 7:30. First, club is very nice, though one of two stages on ground floor had yellow tape around…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

GreAt again

Went on a Sunday evening, getting some afternoon as well as night dancers. Club was kind of sparse when I got there, maybe 50 customers and 30 dancers. Went to the outside part and saw a…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

VIP is getting better, but still a mixed bag

I travel a good bit and like to hit up clubs on the road, but the Cafe is home base. On the night the gf was out of town, I decided to go see if…

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Which is hotter?

Which is hotter? A picture of your favorite sexual partner with pants on who is topless. or A picture of the same woman wearing a shirt but who is bottomless.

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Worth a stop.

Haven't been to any club in a while, especially since Centerfolds was shut down, so I decided I should stop by and see if quality has improved at Sugar since there is one less club…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Great time

I was out with a few friends bar hopping on Fore Street, but we do not feel as thought the quality of girls was that good to waste our time on so we decided to…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Not as good as the first time

After our first visit that was new and exciting a month earlier, Wifey and I headed back to Kanydy's. The adjoining dance club, Kandy's Hot Spot was open after a winter hiatus, more…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Empty and Vacant

I'm not sure if this place has changed since other reviews but it was almost completely empty on a Saturday night. Kind of a weird location where the paper sign was taped to the wall…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Goddess

Went to Goddess, i will always return here, girls are friendly and will spend time with you. It was the night of a baseball game so parking is more of an issue but i did find…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Lots of regulars

Went to this club recently on a trip to Atlanta. Clubs back home are very different. Went up and decided to start giving a girl some money, then politely asked for a table dance. They…

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Summer Meet ups

I'm sorry if this has been discussed recently and I missed it. I haven't been able to keep up very well lately. First, is there really going to be a Vegas meet up with Founder and Emily? If so,…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Not Bad

Stopped in on a Friday night about 10pm with a couple out-of-town friends. Probably one of the safer places in Akron after dark, as security keeps the thug element to a minimum. Park closer to…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Back in PhX, so I thought...

Back in PhX, so I thought I'd kick things off at Bourbon Street before heading to either Blue Moon or Hi-Liter. I think I did things in the wrong order though.... The day shift seems to…

Hoops

New York, New York

This club seems like a lightswitch...

This club is located next to the famous Ricks, and also owned by the same company. Upon entry, it's alot smaller than I expected, very narrow, but it has three floors so there's some room…

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Our worst nightmare

Only Papi (too thin) and JS69 (too old) would be immune to her charms. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article148005034.html

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Furry strippers

/rant Went to my mediocre overpriced NYC club tonight for a few hours. Got 8 dances total with three different dancers. Much to my disappointment, ALL THREE were sporting either leg stubble, armpit stubble, or g-string escapees. One had a duo.…

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Take a number!

I was at Follies today and a dancer told me that starting today they will be giving out numbers for VIP room use. I did not do a VIP today and before I left there was not heavy demand for…

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SJG is a mezza fanook!

Title says all! Lol

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I love pooping in public

McDonald's is the best

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Armed men invade stripper's home

This happened not far from me. http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/251977242-story

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Im very temtpted to go back to my digenerate ways

Yes I'm living better than I've ever had it. But i live and always have lived a very simple and basic life. I'm used to living paycheck to paycheck and on $20,000 or less a year But the past few…

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A Tale of Two Dancers

First dancer We go into the lap dance area which is a small room with a couple of benches on the left and right of the door. She sits me at one of the seats to the right, climbs on my…

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Hey Shailynn!

If I remember correctly I think you said that you liked Britney Spears. Am I right? If so, enjoy! https://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/858828301413920769/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.etonline.com%2Fnews%2F216418_britney_spears_does_the_splits_shows_off_insane_abs_gym_selfies%2F If not, oh well. :D

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Yet another HOT redhead commercial girl!

What is it with redheads and commercials? How about Christina Hendricks in the Kia Cadenza ad? JS, I know she's too old for you, and maybe she's a little on the thick side, but DAMN! https://www.ispot.tv/ad/A9av/2017-kia-cadenza-impossible-to-ignore-feat-christina-hendricks

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Starting to hate chatting with strippers

It's starting to sound annoying blah blah blah blah when talking with strippers...especially strippers that are not down to fuck I'm more in the mood to show up find what I'm into , pay for the sex , have the sex…

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Too good to be true: the perfect stripper?

A lot of you value monger TUSCLers stay away from the hottest girls in the club because in general ITC they're high hustle and low mileage/ROB, and OTC they're super flaky and very expensive. That being said have you ever met…

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TRISTATE AREA MONGERERS- Whats your go to extras club?

With the weak choices for quality extras in the Tristate area, what are the preferred go to joints when you need more than a titty grab?

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WOW! gotta love shit like this

http://aplus.com/a/mom-senate-stripper?no_monetization=true

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Detroit

Headed to the "D" this week. Reports have been spotty at best. I usually head to FC for one night since I stay in that area. Any members have some updates on which places have the best weeknights right…

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May Day Jokes

A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman... almost." The priest says, "what do you mean almost?" The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together but then I stopped." The priest replies, "Rubbing…

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If vincemichaels (aka 'vinceygirl') is Wiling to Lie About Military Service

Is there anything you think he won't be willing to lie about?

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Crazyjoe goes flying high

https://youtu.be/24MZyFkgEZ8

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OT: May Day

Remember when freedom, representative government, and self-determination were fashionable? Where the hell did we go wrong?

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Asians?

I love asian woman, but living in Miami it's pretty hard to find Asian stripppers. Does anyone know where one can find some? Or where I can get a full service massage? Lol

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Sex for $25 and Chicken McNuggets in FL

http://www.winknews.com/2017/04/30/woman-allegedly-agreed-to-swap-sex-for-25-fast-food/ Not even if we negotiated down to $10 and something of the dollar menu. Nopenopenope

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start a club

Why don't one (or some) of the TUSCL veterans *cough John Smith DS Luva *cough start a strip club and model the business in such a way that it's good for the customers and the dancers?

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Chicago, should I even bother?

Club reviews seem dreadful, and I won't have the ability to go further out of the city. I should just save my $$$ and not even bother right?

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I don't understand how she constantly makes Hollywood celebrity news.

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. http://www.wonderwall.com/news/courtney-stodden-strip-club-divorce-party-cake-lap-dances-split-doug-hutchison-really-hard-3006025.article

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I am fueled up on Coffee and ass

I going here someday! https://smokinghotbaristas.tumblr.com/

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I got shit to do

And hoes to fuck

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Sorry boys

I get a little excited when I Bang! Banf! Bangkok!

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Bang!

I banging everything that walks in the clubs

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Bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang

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vincemichaels (aka 'vinceygirl') Needs to Apologize to Veterans and to TUSCL

For lying that he saw active military service. If you disagree that proves that you're a fag.

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She's the DIY type

Last night I got high mileage private dances with a mediocre looking brunette (she was the best available option in the club). We started with mutual touching and soon junior made an appearance for the dancer to provide some stroking while…

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" Men dont want just sex but a Girl Friend Experience" What you can get from a h

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/mar/14/opinion/oe-stein14 Above is the link to the original source and below is the copy and paste version.. Unlike Eliot Spitzer, I've never been to a hooker. That's because, like everything else in my life, sex is all about my ego. If I…

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The Jimmy Johns guy is cruising for the wildebeest treatment

Asshole hunts animals. You hairless apes think you're so brave for taking on animals with your guns. See how you like it when you look over your shoulders and see a lion wearing a suit. And carrying an AK. Mr. Jimmy…

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vincemichaels (aka 'vinceygirl') Lied to TUSCL About Military Service

And should apologize now.

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True story. Lions saving Christians

Lions came to attack ISIS and spared some Christians. I'm just posting to irritate Rickthelion and maybe SGJ. http://sundayadelajablog.com/astonishing-pack-lions-save-christian-missionaries-execution-islamic-militants/ No joke.

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Wowzers. COYG!!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=myleene+klass&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiVuK3h7cnTAhUGOyYKHSy0AT8Q_AUICigB#tbm=isch&q=myleene+klass+arsenal&imgrc=9K4TJuGLgfqG-M: My dream girl! COYG!!!!

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Question Re a VIP Experience

Should I feel slighted at getting no extras* during a 15-minute VIP session at $170? Would my luck have been better if I had stepped up to the big-boy level of 30 minutes for $250? Might the stripper have been…

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Not everyone should make it rain

So I was in my favorite dive bar checking out the one light skinned big booty hoe who ran right to this scraggly looking mofo. Now initially I thought to myself "I'm just hating because she not on my lap."…

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U.S. District Court, Detroit, MI

The lawsuit alleges that Deja Vu-Affiliated Nightclubs misclassified entertainers as non-employees and as a result of this misclassification, entertainers were not paid minimum wages and other compensation required under federal and/or various state wage and hour laws. In addition, the…

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Has Juice or anyone played a wsop poker app?

I must have gotten better fast. Started off losing quickly 2 days ago, now have almost 2 million chips. I don't think you can get paid for anything and it's a free download. An app…

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My new business venture

I am going to borrow my bosses crane on the weekends and build mansions with it http://www.bitrebels.com/design/the-truth-about-the-redneck-mansion-comes-out-pics/

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Another finance thread: Shiller PE Ratio

http://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe/ ^^^ do you financial wizards (*cough* *cough*) ever look at this statistic? The inflation-adjusted P/E ratio for the S&P 500, charted since 1890? Currently just shy of what it was on Black Tuesday just before the great depression. Looks to…

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How does this happen?

Crazy stripper on a crane? Did Duke69 get mad at his bitch? http://www.accuweather.com/en/videos/dramatic-video-of-woman-in-the-cold-being-rescued-from-crane-in-toronto/8zynz5yte6chx6g_29z9kobyucg9sbed?autoStart=true&utm_source=mobileaccuweather&utm_medium=mobileaccuweather&utm_campaign=cityforecast

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Inside the Insane Feud Between a Vegan Strip Club and the Steak House Next Door

A real Portland story. https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/inside-the-insane-feud-between-a-vegan-strip-club-and-the-steak-house-next-door

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Perhaps Hillary should have tried this. :)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4455112/Revealing-t-shirts-unveiled-boost-support-Putin.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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OT: 1992 Los Angeles Riots

They are airing a documentary on ABC tonight (Fr 4/28/17) at 9 PM Eastern: http://abc.go.com/shows/let-it-fall-los-angeles-1982-1992/video/most-recent/VDKA3811112

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Best strip club in Cabo San Lucas for a Bachelor Party

Splash looks kinda pricey and the packages were over a grand, they don't seem reasonable, are they worth it or are we better of someplace else like Cabaret or Amnesia? 10-12 guys looking to have a fun time a…

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How should I spend $500 while my wife is away for a week?

My wife is going away for a week. I have $500 cash and want to come up with a good plan to spend it while she's gone. So many options come to mind and I need help deciding. A.…

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Bike Week

My girl and I are thinking about hitting Myrtle beach during "Bike Week" from May 12th-21st. Does anyone on here participate in the shenanigans? I've heard SC strip clubs are a blast ;)

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OT Trump sounds like he is tired of being POTUS

He ran like a dog chasing a truck, now that he's caught it he seems ready to quit ! Anybody else see this ?

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The NASDAQ, Skidum and San_Joe_Fag

I bet people are sure glad they didn't listen to skidum and san_jose_fag that the NASDAQ current level represent "a bubble". If anything, it seems quite undervalued.

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What's better than grabbing her by the pussy?

Giver her the Shocker and make her call you "Daddy"

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I got a new job!

Now I am making bank! I got rid of the bagging groceries for good! My new gig is running a crane! I will have lots more money for all da hoes!

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Most common stripper names

We've often discussed *unusual* stripper names or names in particular categories, such as luxury car models, gems, cities, etc. My question today is: What are the stripper names that you run into the *most* often? Mine include: Jenna Lexus…