In my recent review of Tootsie's, I recounted how one extras-selling dancer asked me how long since I'd been with a woman. I was taken aback by such a personal and irrelevant question. Obviously, she was fishing to see how eager I would be to purchase extras. My wife was on the rag, so I answered honestly with a week or two. The dancer was obviously unconvinced. I briefly debated the answer, but could not think of a better one on the spot. Even in the benefit of hindsight, I cannot think of a better answer although I am sure there was one. What can the brain trust come up with?
There must have been a better answer
gammanu95Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
Comments
last commentyour answer is true and correct. and honestly the best.
Log in to vote
Any specific date or time range is a bad answer.
The best answer is "I am a virgin" :) unless you're married and don't want to lie then the second best would be "Long enough to know the difference between man and women" ...the counter bad one would be "Long enough to not know the difference...rofl...
Other smart quips can be... I do it like chinamen, fuck a bit, go out smoke and get back right to it.
Or... Imply the women you have been with were not "real" women --no substance or character.
Ex: It's been long since I have been with a real woman. Is your game up to it?
Log in to vote
there an back... yer last one is good!
Log in to vote
I am a true PL like papi, so I would generally use the first one. Let her feel like a goddess.
If I am feeling confident then of course yes the last one...hell ya!
Log in to vote
I heard that not too long ago and without even thinking about it replied "A week or so". she then said "Then you deserve me. " She got a couple of dances but no VIP.
Log in to vote
Hmm...."Then you deserve me" .... there has to be a better response than that. I am not giving any ideas to them girls.
Log in to vote
"The last one I was with told me that she has two pussies, her mouth and her asshole! But I settled for a handjob from her out in the parking lot just now. I think she liked me a little, too, since she was sporting a semi..."
Log in to vote
I would've lied and told her I fuck everyday
Log in to vote
No reason to answer personal questions from strippers if you don't want to. I usually handle these types of questions with a joke answer, along the lines of TABA's replies.
Log in to vote
Whatever you answered is fine. The sun will still come up tomorrow. No reason to agonize about how you answered a stripper's question.
Log in to vote
Tell her that however long its been that her unwelcome rude question makes her unsuitable to take to the VIP, and that she can move along and fish elsewhere.
Log in to vote
Last time I was asked I just said "it's been too long, but I'm sure it won't be much longer."
Another answer would be "just since my last trip to the vip, how about you?"
Log in to vote
If she's hot, my answer would have been different than if she were a piglet.
Log in to vote
@GammaNut wrote: "The dancer was obviously unconvinced"
Far more likely, she didn't shit about your answer, either way.
But you probably should have given a more honest answer along the lines of "Not since my Japanese doll malfunctioned."
Log in to vote
" How long has it been " - Her
" How long has it been or how long has been since I had a solid BBBJCIMWS . It that's what you're selling then lets go " - Me
Log in to vote
"About 10 minutes from now."
Log in to vote
Ha, that may be the winner, Ish!
Log in to vote
"It's been so long I don't recall which one gets the handcuffs."
Log in to vote
Depending on her looks, I might say too long, what to help me out? It's vague and doesn't really answer her question but suggests a solution.
Log in to vote