In my recent review of Tootsie's, I recounted how one extras-selling dancer asked me how long since I'd been with a woman. I was taken aback by such a personal and irrelevant question. Obviously, she was fishing to see how eager I would be to purchase extras. My wife was on the rag, so I answered honestly with a week or two. The dancer was obviously unconvinced. I briefly debated the answer, but could not think of a better one on the spot. Even in the benefit of hindsight, I cannot think of a better answer although I am sure there was one. What can the brain trust come up with?
The best answer is "I am a virgin" :) unless you're married and don't want to lie then the second best would be "Long enough to know the difference between man and women" ...the counter bad one would be "Long enough to not know the difference...rofl...
Other smart quips can be... I do it like chinamen, fuck a bit, go out smoke and get back right to it.
Or... Imply the women you have been with were not "real" women --no substance or character.
Ex: It's been long since I have been with a real woman. Is your game up to it?
I heard that not too long ago and without even thinking about it replied "A week or so". she then said "Then you deserve me. " She got a couple of dances but no VIP.
"The last one I was with told me that she has two pussies, her mouth and her asshole! But I settled for a handjob from her out in the parking lot just now. I think she liked me a little, too, since she was sporting a semi..."
No reason to answer personal questions from strippers if you don't want to. I usually handle these types of questions with a joke answer, along the lines of TABA's replies.
Tell her that however long its been that her unwelcome rude question makes her unsuitable to take to the VIP, and that she can move along and fish elsewhere.
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The best answer is "I am a virgin" :) unless you're married and don't want to lie then the second best would be "Long enough to know the difference between man and women" ...the counter bad one would be "Long enough to not know the difference...rofl...
Other smart quips can be... I do it like chinamen, fuck a bit, go out smoke and get back right to it.
Or... Imply the women you have been with were not "real" women --no substance or character.
Ex: It's been long since I have been with a real woman. Is your game up to it?
If I am feeling confident then of course yes the last one...hell ya!
Another answer would be "just since my last trip to the vip, how about you?"
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Far more likely, she didn't shit about your answer, either way.
But you probably should have given a more honest answer along the lines of "Not since my Japanese doll malfunctioned."
" How long has it been or how long has been since I had a solid BBBJCIMWS . It that's what you're selling then lets go " - Me