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5 different types of butts.

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SupremerulerVIP111257

Illinois

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

Which ones do you like? I think you guys know which 2 I prefer. :)

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shadowcat

What happened to bubble butt? That was always my favorite.

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GoVikings

Round

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Bj99

I looked at the pussies, but for some reason I am scared to see gross flabby asses.

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Tiredtraveler

Yes I prefer a woman's butt! I try to look at the package.

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flagooner

From those, my preferences are upside-down heart and A-shaped.

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londonguy

The heart-shaped one is my favourite.

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Papi_Chulo

Hard to tell from those stupid cartoon pics - they should have shown pics of real life hos, I mean models

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twentyfive

I say bottoms up.

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Papi_Chulo

I like watermelon shaped:

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Subraman

Like Papi, I think it's hard to tell from the pics. But if I'm interpreting them right, then #5 upside-down heart is far and away my fave, no contest.

Shadow, I think yours is #4, round, and maybe to some extent #3, A-shaped.

But really, I think their categorizations and sketches are a bit goofy

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Bj99

Hmm. I tried to change my avi to my ass in honor of this ass article, but I can't zoom out, so it's just a mystery ass in a circle :/ Guess I need a selfie stick. Oh well, I tried.

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Papi_Chulo

@ BJ99:

Please message Founder and let him know you're having issues changing your avatar - this is critical - I think I speak for most of us when I say seeing your butt is a top-priority TUSCL thing.

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flagooner

@papi You like watermelon sized

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flagooner

Okay, now I'm drooling. OMG. Well done bj99.

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JuiceBox69

3 and 5 for me

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Bj99

Thanks flagooner! I tried to get it all in there, but then my hips wouldn't fit.

I did find an article that show real women and is a lot more helpful.

I've never posted a link here, so I hope that works.

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Papi_Chulo

Damn BJ99 - you're gonna make me have to hit a club and spend a whole bunch of $$$ I don't wanna spend right now

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flagooner

I just looked at the link bj99 posted. I think I like them all.

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Papi_Chulo

My comment was w.r.t. BJ99's new avatar showing booty

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flagooner

So was my previous comment

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Papi_Chulo

^ fuck you jakckie

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Club_Goer_Seattle

I'm waiting the boob edition of this subject. Then I'll respond.

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twentyfive

I like that butt Bj99 I'd hit it niiiice.

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Bj99

Thanks for ass props! Always good to know I'm do-able. ;)

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Papi_Chulo

i think BJ99 should try to make the Detroit meet

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Book Guy

I ♥ heart-shape

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johndough20020

Did anyone notice that the drawings depict race but there is no mention of race in the write up?

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Bj99

Who's um.., "paying for my time"? lol.

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ThereAndBackAgain

Just different stages of life. younger girls will start rounder, go to inverted heart shaped, then V saggy when old. H shape and flat bottom is uncommon and more a sign of less hormones or tomboyishness.

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larryfisherman

OMG bj99 your ass avatar is fucking amazing!!

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Corvus

@Bj99, yes indeed, very nice rear end!

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sharkhunter

I like the A shape.

Is bj99 showing her rear Nissan? Haha autocorrect on my iPad is getting funny.

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sharkhunter

Ok I reloaded. Nice.

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