Old Game: pick a user and describe him/her

ThereAndBackAgainNow
What do you think is his
- Stripper Name
2 Age
3 Marital Status
4 Profession
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Preferred stripper type
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Reason for clubbing
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Sexual frustration level (from 0 to SJG)
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Level of PLness ( 0 to papi)
Add more that I may have missed
The chosen person can say how well you understand them b/w 0-100.
Comments
last commentRickyBoyDugan
46
Married
Snake Oil Salesman
Heroin Addict
Can only get women to talk to him by paying them. Thinks paying a hooker for sex proves that he is a RICH STUD.
Sex won't fix his problems: 60% SJG
150% Papi
@Smith
59
Divorced and paying massive alimony
Ambulance chaser
Pre-pubescent and clueless
Second childhood, epic midlife crisis
0 ( at the cost of his kid's inheritance)
400% Papi
I will see you
In hell mother fuckers
Ha ha ha
2 15
3 chronically single
4 HS sophomore
5 Cartoonishly proportioned
6 It's his opportunity to impress guys by throwing money in the air
7 SJG-1
8 PL-P+D He isn't a pathetic loser, just a loser and a douche with a capital D
Txtittygurl
40 something
Married to HOMOSEXUAL man with a bbc
Mamp masseuse
MALE strippers cuz he's a fag
Lookin for moar BBC
110% Sig
125% papi, loves the chocolate. ROFL
Rofl !!!
Right now I think the funniest guy on TUSCL is anonlvone. So I'll answer for him:
Fanny
36
Never been married
Walmart checkout clerk, would like to be the next Alex Jones. Formerly a Target checkout clerk but he irritated customers by sharing conspiracy theories and the manager let him go
Ann Coulter types
Actually does not club
High sexual frustration level, tries to meet his sexual needs by masturbating to Ann Coulter pictures
Very high PL factor
I feel a bit bad about being cruel, but the guy does make me laugh and we all know that laughing = brilliant!
Rofl..,Alex Jones part is genius observation
@4got - is anon even on the site anymore? I haven't heard from him for about a month when he got torn a new one during his week long conspiracy theory bender...
I don't think he's on this site anymore. Got frustrated that we just didn't have the intellect to keep up with him. Plus apparently he is getting free pussy from strippers all the time. So I guess between all that free pussy and time spent keeping up on conspiracy theory website, just no time left over to deal with us morons here.