LDK clubs?

There are tons of different clubs that cater to specific tastes, but this goes beyond it. I'm imagining the atmosphere of a VHM club, where most of the dancers are Papi Chulo Modes with the thickest, bubbliest asses out there. They all grind on you for the entire song, and if you're interested, there's a vending machine for Liquid Lapdance shorts.

Since this is 100% imaginary, what else could we add?