Brevity is the soul of wit -Shakespeare

A slightly less known axiom:

"Big natural tits are the source of many a hard-ons"

I believe this was first recorded in the 15th century

A flow of words is no proof of wisdom.

---folk wisdom predating 15th century

Here's a haiku.

limp dicks on dumb twits , frolics

girls with big tits in my pool.

Or is it the troll of twats?

^^^ lol...I was just trying to be respectful

SJG would have killed Shakespeare with his words or put him to sleep.

I did fall asleep one night attempting to read one of his posts.

"Big natural tits are the source of many a hard-ons"

-Confucius

Offtopic but Confucius was amazing and this is the best: "before one embarks upon a journey of revenge, her must first dig two graves".

So much knowledge, even lawyers ask for advice.

• TUSCL

A big dick is good for the ego

A wet dick is good for the soul

A pathetic loser and his money are soon parted.

• Anyone with any experience in a strip club

When you have the van, chloroform and rope you get laid every time, - SanJoseLloydSchoene

Bring a girl to your mom's basement, don't let her buy you video games.

       --- jackie's mom