Brevity is the soul of wit -Shakespeare

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• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  A slightly less known axiom: "Big natural tits are the source of many a hard-ons" I believe this was first recorded in the 15th century
• Alter_Kocker96

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  7 years ago

  A flow of words is no proof of wisdom. ---folk wisdom predating 15th century
• ThereAndBackAgain

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  7 years ago

  Here's a haiku. limp dicks on dumb twits , frolics girls with big tits in my pool.
• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  Or is it the troll of twats?
• ThereAndBackAgain

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ lol...I was just trying to be respectful
• sharkhunter

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  7 years ago

  SJG would have killed Shakespeare with his words or put him to sleep. I did fall asleep one night attempting to read one of his posts.
• hump_my_leg_12346

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  7 years ago

  "Big natural tits are the source of many a hard-ons" -Confucius
• skibum609

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  7 years ago

  Offtopic but Confucius was amazing and this is the best: "before one embarks upon a journey of revenge, her must first dig two graves".
• ThereAndBackAgain

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  7 years ago

  So much knowledge, even lawyers ask for advice. - TUSCL
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  A big dick is good for the ego A wet dick is good for the soul
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  A pathetic loser and his money are soon parted. - Anyone with any experience in a strip club
• ime

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  7 years ago

  When you have the van, chloroform and rope you get laid every time, - SanJoseLloydSchoene
• ThereAndBackAgain

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  7 years ago

  Bring a girl to your mom's basement, don't let her buy you video games. --- jackie's mom