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Brevity is the soul of wit -Shakespeare

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ThereAndBackAgainNow

Verbosity is the troll of twits.

                                 - sjg, bookguy, tittyfag and other prodigious dicks with extraordinary typing speed

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Papi_Chulo

A slightly less known axiom:

"Big natural tits are the source of many a hard-ons"

I believe this was first recorded in the 15th century

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Alter_Kocker96

A flow of words is no proof of wisdom.

---folk wisdom predating 15th century

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ThereAndBackAgain

Here's a haiku.

limp dicks on dumb twits , frolics

girls with big tits in my pool.

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shailynn

Or is it the troll of twats?

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ThereAndBackAgain

^^^ lol...I was just trying to be respectful

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sharkhunter

SJG would have killed Shakespeare with his words or put him to sleep.

I did fall asleep one night attempting to read one of his posts.

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hump_my_leg_12346

"Big natural tits are the source of many a hard-ons"

-Confucius

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skibum609

Offtopic but Confucius was amazing and this is the best: "before one embarks upon a journey of revenge, her must first dig two graves".

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ThereAndBackAgain

So much knowledge, even lawyers ask for advice.

  • TUSCL
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twentyfive

A big dick is good for the ego

A wet dick is good for the soul

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warhawks

A pathetic loser and his money are soon parted.

  • Anyone with any experience in a strip club
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ime

When you have the van, chloroform and rope you get laid every time, - SanJoseLloydSchoene

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ThereAndBackAgain

Bring a girl to your mom's basement, don't let her buy you video games.

       --- jackie's mom
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