Brevity is the soul of wit -Shakespeare

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ThereAndBackAgain
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Verbosity is the troll of twits.
- sjg, bookguy, tittyfag and other prodigious dicks with extraordinary typing speed

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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
A slightly less known axiom:

"Big natural tits are the source of many a hard-ons"

I believe this was first recorded in the 15th century

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Alter_Kocker96
8 years ago

A flow of words is no proof of wisdom.

---folk wisdom predating 15th century
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ThereAndBackAgain
8 years ago
Here's a haiku.

limp dicks on dumb twits , frolics
girls with big tits in my pool.
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shailynn
8 years ago
Or is it the troll of twats?
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ThereAndBackAgain
8 years ago
^^^ lol...I was just trying to be respectful
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
SJG would have killed Shakespeare with his words or put him to sleep.
I did fall asleep one night attempting to read one of his posts.
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hump_my_leg_12346
8 years ago
"Big natural tits are the source of many a hard-ons"

-Confucius
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skibum609
8 years ago
Offtopic but Confucius was amazing and this is the best: "before one embarks upon a journey of revenge, her must first dig two graves".
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ThereAndBackAgain
8 years ago
So much knowledge, even lawyers ask for advice.
- TUSCL
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twentyfive
8 years ago
A big dick is good for the ego
A wet dick is good for the soul
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warhawks
8 years ago
A pathetic loser and his money are soon parted.

- Anyone with any experience in a strip club
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ime
8 years ago
When you have the van, chloroform and rope you get laid every time, - SanJoseLloydSchoene
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ThereAndBackAgain
8 years ago
Bring a girl to your mom's basement, don't let her buy you video games.
--- jackie's mom
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