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Has anyone ever paid a Stripper using Square?

Jun 30, 2017, 5:59 PM
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Ben2016

Who has paid a Stripper by using Square and swiping their card on the girls phone? My friend did at a club in Tampa. Unfortunately when he went back next time he was unable to because I guess Square found out what the girl was using it for, apparently they held $900 of her money for 2 months.

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Avatar for warhawks
warhawks

Yes.

I've also paid using circles, rectangles, triangles and octagons.

I'm hoping soon I can pay by pentagons.

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ime

I use debit, just swipe it down there ass crack.

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gawker

One of my older faves is a very wise woman and she accepts payment with Square. It is processed to "Jen's Bar & Grill" and there's a 5% fee paid by the customer which is better than the club's 10% fee on their funny money. She's selective in its use in that she doesn't want management knowing about it.

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Jackmd

Never use a card to pay strippers or your dope dealer. Cash only

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jackslash

Years ago a stripper offered to let me pay for extras via a credit card reader attached to her smart phone. But for some reason I did not want to give a random whore my credit card info.

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TheDevil66

I gave them a square deal for their soul

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TheDevil66

See ya in hell mother fuckers

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grand1511

I've only used Square at food trucks. Oh wait, I've now got a whole new business model for strip clubs. Strip trucks. Step on for a quick mid-day lap dance or two!

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san_jose_guy

That sounds like a very stupid way to pay, generates a record at both ends, creates an avenue for taxation, creates the possibility of fraud. Why do you think we have cash?

SJG

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Dougster

Using Square (I'm in Love with the Shape of You)

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san_jose_guy

Gawker, you know of a club which uses funny money? You can't just hand a girl cash?

SJG

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