Has anyone ever paid a Stripper using Square?

Yes.

I've also paid using circles, rectangles, triangles and octagons.

I'm hoping soon I can pay by pentagons.

I use debit, just swipe it down there ass crack.

One of my older faves is a very wise woman and she accepts payment with Square. It is processed to "Jen's Bar & Grill" and there's a 5% fee paid by the customer which is better than the club's 10% fee on their funny money. She's selective in its use in that she doesn't want management knowing about it.

Never use a card to pay strippers or your dope dealer. Cash only

Years ago a stripper offered to let me pay for extras via a credit card reader attached to her smart phone. But for some reason I did not want to give a random whore my credit card info.

I gave them a square deal for their soul

See ya in hell mother fuckers

I've only used Square at food trucks. Oh wait, I've now got a whole new business model for strip clubs. Strip trucks. Step on for a quick mid-day lap dance or two!

That sounds like a very stupid way to pay, generates a record at both ends, creates an avenue for taxation, creates the possibility of fraud. Why do you think we have cash?

SJG

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Gawker, you know of a club which uses funny money? You can't just hand a girl cash?

SJG