Missed Opportunities
rickdugan
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Fuck. I just received this text a short while ago.
"Hey i leave for my vacation tomorrow morning i wanna make some extra cash before i leave so hit me up ;) "
This is a 21 year old hottie who I've been flirting around the edges with for a few weeks. She has played a bit hard to get to this point, but now that she needs cash for her trip, she is the pursuer. And when I say hot, I mean fuck all, too good for her club kinda' hot.
The problem is that I'm on lockdown for family obligations, so I'm no-fly until she is gone. And when she gets back, who knows if/when the opportunity will present itself again.
Fuck.
"Hey i leave for my vacation tomorrow morning i wanna make some extra cash before i leave so hit me up ;) "
This is a 21 year old hottie who I've been flirting around the edges with for a few weeks. She has played a bit hard to get to this point, but now that she needs cash for her trip, she is the pursuer. And when I say hot, I mean fuck all, too good for her club kinda' hot.
The problem is that I'm on lockdown for family obligations, so I'm no-fly until she is gone. And when she gets back, who knows if/when the opportunity will present itself again.
Fuck.
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" I could make the purchase but you see I got all my money in savings and ......"
LMFAO !!!! FUCK YOUR LIFE RICKY BOY !!!!!
This is a prime example of why you just need to save your money and head straight to Follies in Atlanta, PH in Detroit or a similar situation that is closet to your broke ass
And if you are going to run a system or play this chumps game Rick then you need to be saving money back so when this does happen you can follow though
Stop blaming your failures on your family that's not cool
Man the fuck up
Lol!
"Not all that glitters is gold" - she could be setting you up to score some quick cash - many of these "hard to get hos" will ROB your ass b/f they actually give up the ass.
RickyBoy's "family obligations" means him lockdown and taking up the ass from his older cousins and uncles.
LMFAO
A few weeks later then she wants sex even you should know it takes six months for sex and thousands of dollars flushed down the toilet on water drinks and air dances for her and your limp dick.
Red flags for sure
I'm very gay
Ricky boy kisses so much stripper web ass the guys over on that site are starting to believe he is a F.A.G. !
Lol
2} Sounds to good to be true, I'd tell her sorry but maybe we could hook up after her return.
3} I always meet on my terms not theirs.
4} IF she has played hard to get all the way around and she wants you to come to the club it may be a scam, she might leaving permanently and does not care if she promises everything and delivers nothing. If she is leaving she may just want to cash in and not care about being branded a ROB.
Was at a mid-tier Latina club in Miami a while back - a friendly local Anglo guy next to me starts a convo and we talk about the club and I warn him that although many of the dancers look good many are cutthroat in this club.
He then proceeds to tell me what happened to him on a previous visit to the club - there was a Cuban dancer he wanted to get BBBJ from but she said no (IME Cuban girls do not do BBBJ; only CBJ) - he offered her $200 for BBBJ but she said no - about 2 hours later she comes back and says ok for $200 - they go to VIP - she tells him to take his pants down and sit down - he takes down his pants and sits down - she kneels in front of him and asks him for the $$$ - she puts it in her purse then bolts out the VIP room w/ his $200 b/f he knew what happened and he was left sitting there w/ his dick out and his pants around his ankles less his $200.
Nor will we know the torture of needing to create myriad aliases to give yourself some feeling of MEANING & CONTROL when you have NONE. LMFAO!!!
MORALITY!
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Agreed. What we really need is to throw around a few "porch monkey" and "chink" epithets to lighten up the mood around here.
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I think you're underestimating the enormous skill required to pay for sex. I mean, not just anyone can pay for sex.
"Just seems like a bunch of useless hate and keyboard posturing. Nothing funny here at all."
Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Remind me why I took juice off of ignore? Juicy, did I piss on one of your SW screen names without knowing? Dude/girl (depending on which screen name I was talking to), I do try to play nice in the sand box, but I just can't keep up with your MPD discussion board personas. ;)
As far as the rest, I like to share high and low moments on here and this one stung. Isn't this what the site is for, or are we supposed to limit our activities to multiple screen name circle jerks and various OT posts? *shrug*
Ok then back to one scree name calling out another, multi-post circle jerks by the same dudes with multiple screen names and the other stuff that passes for discussion board topics around here. :)
Everything said in this thread and others to you is based on a running joke
Your supposed to laugh bro lol
Cheers mate
Lol!