Prices of dances, drinks, cover charge, food, champagne rooms
Things that should be described such as Parking lot safety, bathroom cleanliness, bar, bar tender looks, door Girl, stage, dancers, bouncers, DJ, DJ booth, music, VIP rooms, champagne rooms, the menus food, menus sex, out back smoking
Helpful things near by the club
Hotels, food chains, massage parlors, escorts, sex shops, bus station, bus line, bus safety
Am I missing anything ?
GPS directions
Should probably mention the drug dealer, his supplies, prices and name
With a brief description of him or her
Proximity of the the nearest ATM.
For you Juice, they need to include the nearest Greyhound bus station and KFC.
Obviously, location of the nearest McDonald's and its shitability, with suggestions of alternate locations if necessary. Whether the bathroom troll offers Listermint in spray bottles and polishing rags to take into a stall is important to know.
Also, a list of the dancers who have complained about the manager/owner of trying to coerce them into BJs or anal. If she complains about the manager doing it, the likelihood of her only doing it for you is higher.
E.g., Was looking for a club after hitting up my third cousin's fish fry and decided to check out The Dirty Catfish the next town over. Relaxed dress code and free admission. Once inside, Bessie Jo offered me the tour. Cletus the outhouse attendant had cheetos and beef jerky spread out for purchase, but said he had run out of Listermint being that it was Bessie Jo's time of the month.
Spent some time at a table with Bessie Jo and she said that Hank the manager kept cornering her in the manager's office and telling her to squeal like a pig. Got the two-knuckle special and left satisfied. On the downside, the nearest McDonald's over in Mudhole wasn't exactly shittable - the side of the TP roll and the seat of the commode both contained a little too much evidence for my taste. Heard that the one 90 miles to the north in Shitterton, Iowa was the nearest one that's decent, being that we were in rural Missouri and all.
i wish i could 'like' some of these posts.
In my view, the most important thing to put in a review is how much front room GFE there is. That alone determines whether or not the back room is worth it.
SJG
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LMFAO
A thumbs up and down button would be epic
i have a problem with drinks prices because I am sometimes driving and cannot drink alcohol and even if I can drink I rarely have more than a single beer
Bathroom troll , valet, club is it real or imagined.