A list of things that should be in every review ?
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Prices of
dances, drinks, cover charge, food, champagne rooms
Things that should be described such as
Parking lot safety, bathroom cleanliness, bar, bar tender looks, door Girl, stage, dancers, bouncers, DJ, DJ booth, music, VIP rooms, champagne rooms, the menus food, menus sex, out back smoking
Helpful things near by the club
Hotels, food chains, massage parlors, escorts, sex shops, bus station, bus line, bus safety
Am I missing anything ?
dances, drinks, cover charge, food, champagne rooms
Things that should be described such as
Parking lot safety, bathroom cleanliness, bar, bar tender looks, door Girl, stage, dancers, bouncers, DJ, DJ booth, music, VIP rooms, champagne rooms, the menus food, menus sex, out back smoking
Helpful things near by the club
Hotels, food chains, massage parlors, escorts, sex shops, bus station, bus line, bus safety
Am I missing anything ?
10 comments
For you Juice, they need to include the nearest Greyhound bus station and KFC.
Also, a list of the dancers who have complained about the manager/owner of trying to coerce them into BJs or anal. If she complains about the manager doing it, the likelihood of her only doing it for you is higher.
E.g., Was looking for a club after hitting up my third cousin's fish fry and decided to check out The Dirty Catfish the next town over. Relaxed dress code and free admission. Once inside, Bessie Jo offered me the tour. Cletus the outhouse attendant had cheetos and beef jerky spread out for purchase, but said he had run out of Listermint being that it was Bessie Jo's time of the month.
Spent some time at a table with Bessie Jo and she said that Hank the manager kept cornering her in the manager's office and telling her to squeal like a pig. Got the two-knuckle special and left satisfied. On the downside, the nearest McDonald's over in Mudhole wasn't exactly shittable - the side of the TP roll and the seat of the commode both contained a little too much evidence for my taste. Heard that the one 90 miles to the north in Shitterton, Iowa was the nearest one that's decent, being that we were in rural Missouri and all.
SJG
When the Ubermensh is born and Dougster's plan goes into action:
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Who likes organ music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO_h00i6…
Obviously, we need more people with guns
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A thumbs up and down button would be epic