The sandpaper system!
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His logic was that if he had a big dick it would stretch out the front of his jeans and it would be visible because it would have a lighter color. Sort of like the lighter color you get on the pocket you keep your wallet in (if you have a thick wallet.
So my question are:
Have any of you weirdos tried this? If so, was your experience brilliant or non-brilliant?
If you haven't tried this, did my description of the sandpaper system make it sound like something to try?
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(No, I am not a desertscrub alias!)
The problem with giving the illusion of having a big dick is that awkward moment when you're forced to reveal the truth.
He just did this to his jeans. Normal denim Levis, nothing special. Of course, he also went out in public wearing a lacy camisole.
Even funnier, the guy's name was Jackie. But he definitely wasn't juicebox69*
True story: I tried to set Jackie up with my girlfriend's friend who was also named Jackie. Female Jackie was also a weirdo, but more of a hoarder weirdo than a sandpapers her clothes weirdo. We thought that weird male Jackie + weird female Jackie would be funny to hang out with.
Unfortunately, dinner with my girlfriend and the two Jackies turned out to be weird squared. Or cubed.
At one point female Jackie talked about feeling mice run across her face at night. Male Jackie joked about that being a sexual thing. Sad part is that female Jackie did have mice living and breeding in her apartment. Her hoarding issues were worse than we thought.
* I've never been sure whether it is juicebox69 = Jackie or if it is juicebox69's girlfriend = Jackie.