Dealing with fat girls
rickdugan
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Even the nicest clubs in my area have a couple bigger girls, no doubt to cater to certain types oof guys. I don't know why, but I just have no patience for them. None at all. I was just fairly rude to one, but wtf? How does a girl like that make a living in a nicer club? Anyway, I probably should be nicer, but some of the piggy types take any kindness at all as an invitation to plop down, which I really want to discourage.
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You talking about your wife, RickyBoy?
Only once was I in a club that had fat dancers. I think the first 2 or 3 I saw were fatties. Then I saw one petite little spinner, followed by one who was 45+ with a rock hard body. The only one who was appealing to me was the spinner. Needless to say, it was early in the evening and I was the only customer in the club. I had only been there maybe 15 minutes at the most and not only was the hustle very high, but they didn't know how to take "no" for an answer. This was a short visit for me, and I never visited this club again.
What I don't want to see is a chick with a belly down to her knees, a flat ass and old used saggy breast feeding titties
Not sure there's a correlation between extras and fat girls. But this response does cement the idea that thin and shapeless=attractive. If no "fat" girls is all skinny and no curves or shape then yes this statement is to be taken literally. Cheetah and admiral you will never see a thick or curvy girl and therby, no fat girls.
RickBoy's too much of a pussy to be direct with women. Do you think a guy who was able to be direct would have spent 10 years inventing The System?
I agree.
Yes, rick, you should be.
Some of you all struggle to see the difference between thick and fat.
I heard another TUSCLer at Follies today tell me that even the Mexicans don't like the Cuban dancers.
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I'm trying to figure out why I've become such a troll target lately? Seems unfair considering all the objective, helpful, and non-vindictive advice I offer around here.
@FishStix: Some of your posts are a little shallow, repetitive and juvenile, but I'm sure you'll grow out of it soon. You're still a kid, really.
And @Dougster? Did my ever-so-slightly-left-of-center commentary about the new healthcare law upset you? The bill's polling at about 17% nationally -- but maybe you're right about this being partisan groupthink and more/less a fashion statement.
I would not do OTC with fat chicks. I prefer OTC with a play mate I can bend and contort like a rag doll.
Our above ground strip clubs are no touching, but there have been number of fat girls that I have liked.
SJG
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Who likes organ music?
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In summary:
Bust a U, go the other way again, and don't forget whether the avenue is a dead end,
Say you don't remember her from the time you were drunk at a party,
Drop the double barrel, grab a harpoon.
Just say NO !
I'm not talking about big boned girls, I'm referring to lots of belly fat and too much fat overall. Lots of extra fat does not look good to me.
I might tip the girl if I know her from years ago and she just gained a lot of weight for whatever reason but if she gained a while lot, I probably will decline lap dances. Bother than that, I'm not even interested in tipping her. Most of the time, I see a combination of very fat with an ugly face. The dancers I used to know at least look better in the face even though that goes downhill as well when they gain 30 to 40 pounds.
Who would have though he has standards! ;)
I take the approach you are always being watched on some level and judged on how you handle yourself I normally as polite as possible say hello, thank-you, but no and am as honest as possible --just got here--came to meet someone--want to get a drink first and enjoy the show of the dancers for a bit ( these are all true with me) Thin waist and long legs are two turnons for me.......heavy, big boned, meaty or any other similar word is not what I am willing to pay for in terms of my money or my time.
All of that said, this is easier for me than for most because, as I said above, there's chess-style thick-fat but few fat-fat girls at the clubs I go to, AND, I go to pretty low-hustle clubs & shifts, so it's rare to get that hyper-aggressive annoying fat-fat girl who stick to you like a booger on your index finger and tries to bully you into paying her to leave, that I've experienced at mid-range and dive clubs and on nightshifts.
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SJG
Erik Satie
https://youtu.be/aUaFH2h61J0?list=PLC28F…
Whole Tone Scale
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole_tone…
In elementary school I used to like to play scales like this, they are spacey.
Fat girls are like mopeds they can be fun but you don't want your friends to see you with them.
In fact, instinctively, I have this "revulsion" syndrome thing. I instantly have a reaction in my head like, "How DARE such a bloated person PRESUME?? to be a dancer!! She should NOT ruin this club with her monstrosity!" It's a rude automatic reaction, and I try to silent it, and I know it isn't exactly fair, for a lot of reasons. But when I see a guy who goes for the biggest girls, I similarly assume, "He must be doing that because he thinks she will cost less" or "He is lowering the standards for all the rest of us! He must stop that!" (kind of like when some rock star or NBA player shows up for five minutes and makes it "rain" $50-bills on one girl, that just kills my night, I can't compete with that and the girls' attitudes for the rest of the night will be -- so I presume, though this may not be true -- their attitudes will be nasty).
I know this instinctive response of mine is not exactly appropriate. But I do have it. I know that a fat dancer can be charming, intelligent, give better blowjobs, have lower OR HIGHER prices, etc.. I know this mentally. But viscerally I still think, "Hey what the FUCK FATTIE get OFF the stage and stop FORCING me to LOOK AT YOU. Gaaaaaa, you've become burned into my retina, I will NEVER get that image out of my mind!" And that's a weird thing about me, how extreme my "natural" reaction is.
...and Kim K is hideous