If you had to pick a feature dancer, who would it be?

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thedude111222
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Normally I stay the hell away from clubs during feature dancer appearances...they are crowded, the covers are ridiculous, the girl to guy ratio is upside down as fuck compared to any other time of the week. But tonight it's Jenna Haze...JENNA FREAKING HAZE. And on her last feature dancing tour ever. There was a good 5 year stretch in my early 20's when I didn't have enough money to go to strip clubs that my only source of entertainment was jerking off to her vids. For all the reasons that I know I shouldn't go tonight, the horny little 20 year old in me is giddy beyond belief.

If you had to go to a strip club on a feature dancer night, who would wish was dancing?

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shailynn
7 years ago
Jackie.


Have fun and I’d go if I were you, be prepared, they usually don’t look nearly as good in person as they do on screen. Get a Polaroid with her!!!!
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chessmaster
7 years ago
Yes jenna haze is awesome. Also karlee grey, keisha grey, harley jade, aj applegate, dani daniels, kendra lust, nikki benz, klara gold/ash lee. Any of those.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
Jayden Jaymes.
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shadowcat
7 years ago
Ron Jeremy. :)
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TxVegas
7 years ago
I hope she still does it for you. There may be a reason that this is her last tour.

See if she will do private or VIP dances with you. It may be a memory that lasts a lifetime. Or, it may be a waste of money. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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wallanon
7 years ago
Jenna Haze I would go see. Might even get dances depending on how the scene was playing out.
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
Vm moves away from shadowcat. :)
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Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
BJ99
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orangepicture
7 years ago
Gina Lynn would probably be my first all time choice, followed by Kerri Sable from back in the day (when she was in her early 20's and still blonde). If it was only girls actively in the scene, I would say Tasha Reign.

I once saw Mary Carey by accident in 2006 as part of a bachelor party. The club was PACKED! Almost went to see Teagan Presley a few times but got lazy. Would of seen Christine Mack last week at Cheerleaders in Philly but I already had plans with friends.
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thedude111222
7 years ago
I met Tasha Reign on my college campus a little over a year ago when she was pretty active educating people on Prop 60- the porn condom law in california. She was smart and actually pretty engaging on talking to people about the issue, pretty savvy too keeping her message on point to a i'm sure a lot of horny 18-21 yo frat boys who were giggling and hiding their boners cuz they've never met a pornstar before. I will say she definitely falls in the category of WAY hotter on screen than real life.

I love Christy Mack but I would probably feel pretty sad about seeing her on stage considering her backstory. It feels weird to sexually fantasize about her now.

I think I have to go to Jenna Haze now, the last time I actually wanted to see a feature dancer was Sunny Leone...as a brown person it's rare to have an Indian pornstar to lust after. I didn't go, and soon after she left the business and became a bollywood actress. Pretty sure that boat will never return.
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thedude111222
7 years ago
I think the only other active pornstar that I see on the feature dance circuit is Rachel Starr. Angela White would be awesome but I'm pretty sure she doesn't dance.

If I had a time machine and could venture back to an era long before my time, I would want to see Ginger Lynn...something tells me she would actually have put on a pretty fun show.
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orangepicture
7 years ago
@thedude. Yeah, I've seen pictures of Tasha Reign without makeup and she looks like a completely different person. But her and Kerri Sable are "the look" that I like the most; they actually remind me of each other facially.
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flagooner
7 years ago
Lol @ shadowcat
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rane1234
7 years ago
I dont like spinners jenna haze is a cute little slut though. Prob one of the brazilian girls from the mami culo franchise for me i dont know any names...
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crazyjoe
7 years ago
shadowcat 20 Hours Ago
Ron Jeremy. :)

This proves shadowcat is gay and is here to pick up dudes
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rl27
7 years ago
Funny you mention Ron Jeremy. Back in the day he probably made more money in strip clubs than most feature dancers. I can't even recall how many times I would walk into a club and there would be some stupid contest going on and Ron Jeremy was either a guest judge, or MC'ing the event.
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ppwh
7 years ago
Toss up between Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus.
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BurlingtonHoFactory
7 years ago
@orangepicture, @thedude111222,

I called Cheerleaders and they told me that they didn't think Christy Mack was going to do any lapdances, otherwise I definitely would have gone to see her. I would have been quite surprised if she were willing to do private dances, given what happened to her a few years ago.

Anyway, @thedude111222, when I met Angela White at the Exxxotica Expo I asked her if she ever does feature dancing and she said no. Apparently she's shy. But I guarantee she will either change her mind or she'll retire within the next few years: she's everybody's favorite new hot piece of ass, but eventually she will lose that new pussy smell and then she will have to venture out into the hinterlands to earn extra money. It always seems to work that way. Stay tuned. Give it three or four years. You'll see.
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flagooner
7 years ago
I haven't gone to any feature shows in over 20 yrs, but back in the day there were 2 that were memorable. Two blonde's (one was Jill's Kelly and the other was Janine Lindemueller I think) put on a great lesbian show at the old Tootsie's before it relocated. And Devon Michaels got quite interactive at the old Treasure Island in Hialeah. This was back in the early 90s.
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DR99
7 years ago
Probably Lexi Belle.
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rl27
7 years ago
Devon Michaels was awesome. I also saw her several times in the early to mid 90's back when clubs didn't charge outrageous prices for dances. I got a three song lap dance from her up in Cleveland for $50. She was so good that when she arrived at a local club I opted for a half hour dance in one of the private the "champagne" rooms. Price was the same as any other dance in the room, with the added "benefit" of a free polaroid, poster and video. Very good dance, and she remembered me from the previous time, one of only two features who did so, the other being Tabitha Jordan back when she featured as Haley Hills.

Right now there are very few feature acts I would go out of my way to see. Most of the times I end up seeing a feature is because I happen to visit a club on a day a feature is performing. In the last five or so years I have only gone out of my way to see three dancers.

I saw Bonnie Rotten twice. First time she was great, second time way too stuck up.
Anna Bell Peaks was also very good, and a lot less bitchy attitude.
Katie Morgan, back in the early days of her career. Very good show and quite friendly.

About the only current pornstars dancers I can think of who I would go out of my way to see, if they happened to feature, would be
Christina Aguchi
Riley Reid
Richelle Ryan
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GoVikings
7 years ago
Abella Danger
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WetWilly
7 years ago
Veronica Zemanova in her prime.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
Richelle Ryan looks like she stuck her entire head into a wasps nest.
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wallanon
7 years ago
@thedude111222 - Did you go? How was?
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Mainster
7 years ago
Nina Hartley, circa 1992. I've only made it a point to see two featured dancers, and that was her. The other was Gina Lynn. Nina impressed, Gina didn't. I'd go watch Nina right now.
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