Shadowcat take note, dumb things happen in Michigan, too.
vincemichaels
Detroit
Police in the Detroit suburb of Warren arrested a man on a burglary and theft charge this weekend after he leaves his cell phone at the woman's house. Police tracked him down through the phone. Nice one, dude. LOL
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vincemichaels also said that he would like to fuck Slyvester Stallone's 14 y/o daughter.
vincemichaels twice admitted to whacking off to girls in teenage swimsuit competitions.
vincemichaels lost credibility for telling the truth when he got caught lying about military service.
Welcome to the world of absurdity!