Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Reliability

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Dec 22, 2017, 1:37 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

The Playhouse is the most reliable experience in the area. If you know the deal, you always get it. Even if you don't know it, you'll get it anyway. This visit was on a Wednesday, somewhere around 7:30 to about 8:30.

Cayanne and Alexandra were the only relics I saw that night, but there were a couple other long-timers, Jessica and Bella. Cayanne and Alexandra are always very nice, but they don't excite me. Cayanne has the attentive thing down like a master, but she's never been able to get me going when I danced with her in the past. Bella is attractive, but wow her stage lurching puts the "Elaine" (Seinfeld) to shame in awkwardness. The dreaded Messina clawed her way over and I paid the toll before she said a word to get her far away. This was the first time I'd seen her since she was driven out of Club Risque - Bristol.

Devon hit me up and decided to go back with her. For the Playhouse, she's on the younger side, maybe mid/late-20's. Firm body, a little meaty. Attractive. From the way she spoke, she sounded American (many of the girls here are not), but we really didn't speak all that much. As soon as I sat down, she gives us both a spritz of breath spray. She leans in face to face. Aggressive. After a minute, she starts a Brazillian style PH dance. Her dancing was very nice with a firm, but relaxed pace.

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