What the shit?

This was by far the worst strip club i have ever been to. There were two dancers on duty. That was understandable because there was only one tiny stage. Both of the dancers looked rough but one of them looked like a transsexual. At least in the face. Although it was a "bikini" bar, there tops and bottoms were quickly pulled down/aside to accommodate tips.

There were no obvious locations to perform lap dances, so I checked with the less ugly of the two. I would have thought dances would be $20 at the most, but was informed that she charges $30. Thinking that maybe the lap dance room was in one of the closed off areas and might be worth it I opted to go for it. The lady running the place made the dancer pay up front, to go do a lap dance, so of course that meant I paid up front. She picked the song from the jukebox then led me to a small metal chair with very little cushion and then proceeded to give me the most disinterested lap dance ever.

The only upside to the place was that I only paid $3 for a beer.