The day strip clubbing has an even one cent impact on my real world life will be the last day I go. Wife, family, friends, charity, skiing, golf, hiking, poker, lobster fra diavolo, then strippers.
I agree with skibum. I find I’m best off if I view strip clubs as an amusing recreational pursuit that is fairly low priority even as a recreational pursuit. I still go but would not if I found myself having to weigh out financial choices. I’m not going to cancel a hunting trip because I spent the money at a strip club and a hunting trip is still just another recreational expenditure.
Vacuum Cleaner has to be the gift of the decade what woman wouldn’t want that for Christmas
As far as underwear for the kids you might want to get them some vitamins they might like them better.
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last commentPresents for the family of course ! We'll strip club for a long time, but the wife comes first if you value your life and wallet !! :)
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Split decisions
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Presents for the kids. At least they will appreciate it.
The wife won’t like what you buy her anyways. And she’ll be pestering you about money... “WELL... how much did THAT cost?”
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Presents are cheaper in the long run. They will help avoid endless bitching and nagging as well as prevent possible divorce.
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The day strip clubbing has an even one cent impact on my real world life will be the last day I go. Wife, family, friends, charity, skiing, golf, hiking, poker, lobster fra diavolo, then strippers.
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Warhawks..100% true
The wife won’t like what you buy her anyways. And she’ll be pestering you about money... “WELL... how much did THAT cost?”
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Presents to wife and kids..Family first priority.
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I agree with skibum. I find I’m best off if I view strip clubs as an amusing recreational pursuit that is fairly low priority even as a recreational pursuit. I still go but would not if I found myself having to weigh out financial choices. I’m not going to cancel a hunting trip because I spent the money at a strip club and a hunting trip is still just another recreational expenditure.
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I assumed the OP was a joke.
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+1 for skibum's comments.
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maybe i'm weird... but for me... the girls are first.
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Go xecide while your shitting at McD's
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flagooner, if this is how you are thinking, then you should also consider money for a divorce lawyer. Or at least money for a marriage counselor.
SJG
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If I limit myself to $1,000 on lap dances this weekend I will still be able to give my kids some new underwear and my wife a new vacuum cleaner.
Sounds like a good compromise.
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^^^^^ But what kind of a life is that?
SJG
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Vacuum Cleaner has to be the gift of the decade what woman wouldn’t want that for Christmas
As far as underwear for the kids you might want to get them some vitamins they might like them better.
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Yeah, I was afraid she wouldn't appreciate a mop.
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