tuscl

Gift ideas for you fav stripper

Feel free to add and make this as funny as possible....

  1. bath and body works perfume
  2. Glitter Eyeshadow
  3. Coupon for free oil change for your civic or eclipse
  4. random college textbook
  5. condoms
  6. mouthwash
  7. cocoa butter lotion
    8.tanning membership

I saw a list for another profession and instantly started laughing thinking of a list for dancers.

Comments

last comment
Avatar for warhawks
warhawks
  1. Napkins/wet knaps (for those times you need to clean up in VIP).
  2. Hand sanitizer (self explanatory)
  3. Rubber bands/hair ties (for those times when you need to pull your hair back and put it in a pony tail).
  4. Prepaid phone cards (for those times when your favorite stripper just can’t make that pesky monthly bill payment)
  5. Western Union slips (for those times when rent is due and it absolutely, positively, has to be there right away).
  6. The name and address of a mechanic (for those times when your favorite strippers car breaks down and she needs you to pay for the repairs).
  7. Love Pink sweat pants, sweaters, shirts, basically any piece of clothing that says Love pink on it.
  8. A really, really, really large duffel bag (to hold all that Love Pink stuff and strippers outfits and heels).
  9. Cigarettes. (Self explanitary again)
  10. An alarm clock (so they can get to work on time for the beginning of their shift).
0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for londonguy
londonguy

Shouldn't they be buying us presents bearing in mind what we spend on them over the year?

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Jascoi
Jascoi

"I bought a stripper tampons once." JohnSmith69

excellent gift idea!

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for poledancer83
poledancer83

war great list lmao

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for JohnSmith69
JohnSmith69

A cell phone (she’s bound to lose hers in the next month even if it’s not currently missing).

Lube. If she does anal.

Rent money. The number one thing PLs are asked for.

Glitter remover. If they don’t make this then somebody should invent it.

A bag of weed. The gift that keeps on giving. Until her unemployed boyfriend smokes it all.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Darkblue999
Darkblue999

John Smith,

Why do you think boyfriend is unemployed

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Darkblue999
Darkblue999

Warhawks,
Regarding Western union, I asked a dancer which bank she has accouny.She said she don't have any accouny,she knows only Western Union.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Darkblue999
Darkblue999

Dancers love this.

Anything from Victoria Secret
Especially those robes.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for skibum609
skibum609

I brought her back a disposable vape from vegas loaded with Ghost train.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for JohnSmith69
JohnSmith69

I think most stripper boyfriends are unemployed losers because in my experience most of them are. Unless you count drug dealer as a “job.”

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for skibum609
skibum609

One dancer I know well enough for her to ask for family law advice from me indicates to me her Boyfriend is actually an Attorney. I met him on a bankruptcy case 22 years ago and even then he had the hots for latina spinners.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for larryfisherman
larryfisherman

BBC

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for shailynn
shailynn

I think if she's under the age of 23 someone should give her JS69's contact information. He's looking for DS34 right now and that's probably a pretty sweet gig for a stripper! lol!!!!

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for GoVikings
GoVikings

I haven’t seen my fav in a while and I’m gonna see her this weekend

I was actually gonna give her a gift but it seems lame/ very PLish.....so I’ll just give her a tip instead

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for whodey
whodey

A lot of younger women are more into memorable experiences instead of material gifts. They would rather travel or get pampered at a spa instead of getting flowers or even jewelry.

That's why I like to give a three part experience package to my CF:

  1. Start by spending a night at an upscale hotel
  2. Full body sensual massage
  3. Finish it off with an all natural organic facial

If she is a little older and more materialistic just finish your VIP by giving her a pearl necklace.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for rh48hr
rh48hr

A warm belly full of jism.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat

I don't have a special dancer this year. So I am not giving any gifts. But the most appreciated gift I ever gave to gridget, my ATF was an ultra plus throw blanket from Macy's with her real name embroidered on it. Believe it or not, it was my daughter's suggestion and since she was working part time selling perfumes at Macy's, she took care of buying it, etc.

0
0

Log in to vote

Want to add a comment?