Feel free to add and make this as funny as possible....
- bath and body works perfume
- Glitter Eyeshadow
- Coupon for free oil change for your civic or eclipse
- random college textbook
- condoms
- mouthwash
- cocoa butter lotion 8.tanning membership
I saw a list for another profession and instantly started laughing thinking of a list for dancers.


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Shouldn't they be buying us presents bearing in mind what we spend on them over the year?
"I bought a stripper tampons once." JohnSmith69
excellent gift idea!
war great list lmao
A cell phone (she’s bound to lose hers in the next month even if it’s not currently missing).
Lube. If she does anal.
Rent money. The number one thing PLs are asked for.
Glitter remover. If they don’t make this then somebody should invent it.
A bag of weed. The gift that keeps on giving. Until her unemployed boyfriend smokes it all.
John Smith,
Why do you think boyfriend is unemployed
Warhawks, Regarding Western union, I asked a dancer which bank she has accouny.She said she don't have any accouny,she knows only Western Union.
Dancers love this.
Anything from Victoria Secret Especially those robes.
I brought her back a disposable vape from vegas loaded with Ghost train.
I think most stripper boyfriends are unemployed losers because in my experience most of them are. Unless you count drug dealer as a “job.”
One dancer I know well enough for her to ask for family law advice from me indicates to me her Boyfriend is actually an Attorney. I met him on a bankruptcy case 22 years ago and even then he had the hots for latina spinners.
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I think if she's under the age of 23 someone should give her JS69's contact information. He's looking for DS34 right now and that's probably a pretty sweet gig for a stripper! lol!!!!
I haven’t seen my fav in a while and I’m gonna see her this weekend
I was actually gonna give her a gift but it seems lame/ very PLish.....so I’ll just give her a tip instead
A lot of younger women are more into memorable experiences instead of material gifts. They would rather travel or get pampered at a spa instead of getting flowers or even jewelry.
That's why I like to give a three part experience package to my CF:
If she is a little older and more materialistic just finish your VIP by giving her a pearl necklace.
A warm belly full of jism.
I don't have a special dancer this year. So I am not giving any gifts. But the most appreciated gift I ever gave to gridget, my ATF was an ultra plus throw blanket from Macy's with her real name embroidered on it. Believe it or not, it was my daughter's suggestion and since she was working part time selling perfumes at Macy's, she took care of buying it, etc.
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