Advertisement
forums

>

Front Room
8 years ago

Gift ideas for you fav stripper

Feel free to add and make this as funny as possible....

  1. bath and body works perfume
  2. Glitter Eyeshadow
  3. Coupon for free oil change for your civic or eclipse
  4. random college textbook
  5. condoms
  6. mouthwash
  7. cocoa butter lotion 8.tanning membership

I saw a list for another profession and instantly started laughing thinking of a list for dancers.

comments (17)

Jump to latest
Avatar for warhawks
warhawks
  1. Napkins/wet knaps (for those times you need to clean up in VIP).
  2. Hand sanitizer (self explanatory)
  3. Rubber bands/hair ties (for those times when you need to pull your hair back and put it in a pony tail).
  4. Prepaid phone cards (for those times when your favorite stripper just can’t make that pesky monthly bill payment)
  5. Western Union slips (for those times when rent is due and it absolutely, positively, has to be there right away).
  6. The name and address of a mechanic (for those times when your favorite strippers car breaks down and she needs you to pay for the repairs).
  7. Love Pink sweat pants, sweaters, shirts, basically any piece of clothing that says Love pink on it.
  8. A really, really, really large duffel bag (to hold all that Love Pink stuff and strippers outfits and heels).
  9. Cigarettes. (Self explanitary again)
  10. An alarm clock (so they can get to work on time for the beginning of their shift).
Avatar for londonguy
londonguy

Shouldn't they be buying us presents bearing in mind what we spend on them over the year?

Avatar for Jascoi
Jascoi

"I bought a stripper tampons once." JohnSmith69

excellent gift idea!

Avatar for poledancer83
poledancer83

war great list lmao

Avatar for JohnSmith69
JohnSmith69

A cell phone (she’s bound to lose hers in the next month even if it’s not currently missing).

Lube. If she does anal.

Rent money. The number one thing PLs are asked for.

Glitter remover. If they don’t make this then somebody should invent it.

A bag of weed. The gift that keeps on giving. Until her unemployed boyfriend smokes it all.

Avatar for Darkblue999
Darkblue999

John Smith,

Why do you think boyfriend is unemployed

Avatar for Darkblue999
Darkblue999

Warhawks, Regarding Western union, I asked a dancer which bank she has accouny.She said she don't have any accouny,she knows only Western Union.

Avatar for Darkblue999
Darkblue999

Dancers love this.

Anything from Victoria Secret Especially those robes.

Avatar for skibum609
skibum609

I brought her back a disposable vape from vegas loaded with Ghost train.

Avatar for JohnSmith69
JohnSmith69

I think most stripper boyfriends are unemployed losers because in my experience most of them are. Unless you count drug dealer as a “job.”

Avatar for skibum609
skibum609

One dancer I know well enough for her to ask for family law advice from me indicates to me her Boyfriend is actually an Attorney. I met him on a bankruptcy case 22 years ago and even then he had the hots for latina spinners.

Avatar for larryfisherman
larryfisherman

BBC

Avatar for shailynn
shailynn

I think if she's under the age of 23 someone should give her JS69's contact information. He's looking for DS34 right now and that's probably a pretty sweet gig for a stripper! lol!!!!

Avatar for GoVikings
GoVikings

I haven’t seen my fav in a while and I’m gonna see her this weekend

I was actually gonna give her a gift but it seems lame/ very PLish.....so I’ll just give her a tip instead

Avatar for whodey
whodey

A lot of younger women are more into memorable experiences instead of material gifts. They would rather travel or get pampered at a spa instead of getting flowers or even jewelry.

That's why I like to give a three part experience package to my CF:

  1. Start by spending a night at an upscale hotel
  2. Full body sensual massage
  3. Finish it off with an all natural organic facial

If she is a little older and more materialistic just finish your VIP by giving her a pearl necklace.

Avatar for rh48hr
rh48hr

A warm belly full of jism.

Avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat

I don't have a special dancer this year. So I am not giving any gifts. But the most appreciated gift I ever gave to gridget, my ATF was an ultra plus throw blanket from Macy's with her real name embroidered on it. Believe it or not, it was my daughter's suggestion and since she was working part time selling perfumes at Macy's, she took care of buying it, etc.

Related Discussions

  • ELECTORAL COLLEGE/ELECTIONS

    🔺👍 ' Hi, Politician Elections & Races always stays in the back of mi mind & mi fav, Presidency! I like seeing & analyzing different ways of who will win, pathways for victory, who & why what states voted for who! History...

  • States / Cities that COULD have a great strip club scene but don't.

    I am wondering in your own words what are some states and / or cities that have some or all of the right ingredients for having a truly kickass strip club scene but for whatever reason be it cultural, zoning restrictions...

  • Eatching the College Football Playoff for Free?

    HELP! Long winded but I hope someone can help. Over the years I've had satellite tv and cable but dropped both of them because i was sick of their constant nickle and dime over charges and price increases so i reverte...

  • College Football Chaos

    If you’re a fan of college football, and your favorite team is NOT a blue blood team (with exception of Ohio State) you have to be loving this season. With how chaotic and crazy NIL has become, one good thing that has ...

  • Reminscing about my Jersey days

    I was recently think back to the good old times in New Jersey. Not the Casinos or the beach or the boardwalk, no I'm talking about bath houses... *starts singing like he's taking a shit* I had a friend, was a bath hous...

  • $Strip Club Songs Fav's

    👽 I Like Da' Classic Rock, R&B, Country & Techno. Jazz Is Cool But Never Heard Of It In The SC. Cheers To John Coltrane @ Jazz! I'm Not Fond Of The New Music That's Being Played. If I Was A DJ, I Would Definitely Play O...

  • HALLOWEEN FUN - IT'S OCTOBER!

    🎃 👍 ' I really like Halloween, spooky & scary stuff or just seeing the haunted stuff of what traditionally goes on! Nice history we have of Halloween, I picked out some random fav's of Halloween Giphys & did some screens...

  • Coaches you'd love to play for

    I saw Lou Holtz passed today. One of the greats. Maybe you guys player a sport or two growing up. Who's a coach that you'd just love to play for. Personally. I'm not sure if that is the same as who is the greatest coache...

Advertisement