It was funny when you gave stress balls that look like testicles last year. It was even funnier when you gave a can of Spotted Dick the year before. Who could forget the Farting Animals Coloring Book the year before that?
So what are you going to do to up your game this year? How about getting a cast of or asshole and having chocolates made?
^ that’s awesome!
It’s not for white elephant, but for dirty Santa I got a giant dolphin stuffed animal holding a bottle of sprecial reserve crown. It will be interesting to see who take the dolphin to get the booze.
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I saw a kit where you could make a cast of your penis to make custom dildos to give as gifts. Exactly the Christmas present all of our CFs want from us. ;-)