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Our expert has published The System (tm), and it is about using strip clubs as the substitute for escort ads. Makes perfect sense to me.

SJG

What is "tm?"

Get your high school teaching certificate and get a job as a teacher. Lots of variety. Most won't have any diseases yet. Police only seem to be catching the female teachers these days.

You are already doing this the safest way, with the lowest risk of being found out. Any other alternative to find more variety is likely to involve additional risk.

And tm stands for trademark.

Always better to meet the girl first, before seeing up any outside meetings.

tm = trademark. Here on TUSCL we have elevated mongering techniques to the level of intellectual property.

SJG

Thanks for the comments guys. And lol, never thought about the teacher thing. But hooking up with people you know or having side-pieces always comes with strings attached. I'd rather pay a chick some money and not have to deal with any hassles.

strip clubs are the best way to go man. I guess your going to have to move!

I’ve read here that breastraunt girls are an alternative. The girls who would be strippers have to be somewhere. Maybe go get some of those free haircuts at cosmetology schools lol.

If you've done BackPage then give TheEroticReview.com a try (a bit more discrete website with escort reviews)

I could never recommend the Erotic Review as an accurate review site. I was a member years ago and over a period of time i noticed that it was loaded with false and shill reviews. Back then members had to post 2 reviews per month to keep their membership active so they made up or copied other's reviews to keep their membership active. That and there were obvious shill reviews to promote business for some of the girls.

The same things happen here on TUSCL but to a lesser degree. Overall I trust the TUSCL strip club reviews to be more accurate and truthful than the reviews on Erotic Review.

The erotic review is very helpful. I agree 100% with DC9248 comments. I have used it in the past and will use it in the future.

Massage parlors and k-girl outfits are good options if they have any near where you live. You can find k-girl outfits via TER.

The safest way might be to purchase a woman as a bride.

Or you could stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign that says “Will Work For Sex.”

Shitty mess

Personally, I think OTC with strippers is simply the best choice. But other options include: escorts (I'd basically find my escorts ANYWHERE but backpage), sensual massage (if you're ok with just a happy ending).

The other option is an arrangement site, on SA. People seem to be having wildly different experiences on it, based mainly on geography and what they're looking for. It feels like you're just looking for a quick lay (escort-style) rather than something more akin to a strip club ATF or a sugar baby -- and there are loads and loads of easy options for quick lays on SA. Upside for you is, often more interesting choices than on backpage, but complete lack of reviews.

Agree with Subraman on SA. You can get some good lays off of there with women from a wide variety of backgrounds. The sight talks about monthly allowance, but many girls are open to doing something by the meeting with no strings. I've met two bartenders, a flight attendant (who brought her uniform along) math teacher, financial advisor, pizza hut manager, govt. worker, accountant, and of course college girls. Always meet in public first to help weed out the crazies.