The comparing you to her boyfriend SS

larryfisherman
California
I find it funny when I get the SS saying, “oh wow your dick is bigger than my ex” or “you’re so much better looking than him” or “you look just like my ex” or “I wish he was as smart and motivated as you”.

Lol. Obviously it’s just another way to try to get your $$$.

You ever have a stripper compare you to her boyfriend or ex boyfriend?

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wallanon
7 years ago
Yes. If you're lucky it's just part of the act.
MackTruck
7 years ago
Fuck her in the pussy
Jascoi
7 years ago
i would hope her 'boyfriend' ain't a old fart like me.
flagooner
7 years ago
Don't you get the comparisons to her teenage son.
larryfisherman
7 years ago
That is true Wallanon.
theDirkDiggler
7 years ago
You should have said, "Well let's see how i feel inside compared to him. What do you say? For old times sake."
larryfisherman
7 years ago
@Diggler haha you’re right, I should have done that.
K
7 years ago
I am told frequently I am a man that knows how to treat a lady and their boyfriends are just over grown boys. I stopped asking them why do they choose boys if they want a man. They usually don't understand the question or get pissed off that I implied they are part of the problem. I just accept the compliment, SS or truth and enjoy her company.
shadowcat
7 years ago
I'm glad that (TUSCL)Avalons07 broke off her engagement with tumblingdice. I got tired of listening to her tell me what a drunk ass hole he was.
Dougster
7 years ago
Strippers often tell me I am a RICH STUD while their boyfriends are DUMB FAGs.
JohnSmith69
7 years ago
Most strippers compare me to their father.
shadowcat
7 years ago
JS69's daughter speaks. :)
larryfisherman
7 years ago
LMAO Dougster
vincemichaels
7 years ago
No Dougster, they say you are a stupid faggot as they take all the cash from your change purse. Then they curse you for being a cheap bitch. LMAO
bubba267
7 years ago
SC.. a classic line from a classic, but not classy movie. Thanks for the chuckle.
Estafador
7 years ago
I had a stripper once say I look like her ex. Not sure how that was supposed to get me to spend money on her. I spent money on another woman instead
chessmaster
7 years ago
Ive never been compared to a strippers boyfriend. Must be too much ss for them to even say it with a straight face.
larryfisherman
7 years ago
@Estafador it’s done to make you think she’s into you or that she thinks you’re hot etc. If you’re not into her in the first place then that hustle won’t work. They usually use that on guys that they think are really into them.
Rick999
7 years ago
I've had strippers lie and tell me they don't have a boyfriend. That could be both good and bad.
Cashman1234
7 years ago
I’d take those comments as ss. It’s better than hearing - my boyfriends cock is much larger than yours. As long as the dancer frames her ss in the form of a compliment - it works for me!
K
7 years ago
"I’d take those comments as ss." Should be, "take all comments as ss until proven otherwise. " even if it is the truth i think it likely she said it to seperate me from my money. Interesting, can the truth be SS?
Cashman1234
7 years ago
Good question K. I think the truth can definitely be intended to separate you from your money. Whether that’s considered ss - I’m not sure? I’ll have to consult the tuscl glossary...
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