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The comparing you to her boyfriend SS

Dec 23, 2017, 8:57 AM
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larryfisherman
California

I find it funny when I get the SS saying, “oh wow your dick is bigger than my ex” or “you’re so much better looking than him” or “you look just like my ex” or “I wish he was as smart and motivated as you”.

Lol. Obviously it’s just another way to try to get your $$$.

You ever have a stripper compare you to her boyfriend or ex boyfriend?

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wallanon

Yes. If you're lucky it's just part of the act.

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MackTruck

Fuck her in the pussy

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Jascoi

i would hope her 'boyfriend' ain't a old fart like me.

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flagooner

Don't you get the comparisons to her teenage son.

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larryfisherman

That is true Wallanon.

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theDirkDiggler

You should have said, "Well let's see how i feel inside compared to him. What do you say? For old times sake."

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larryfisherman

@Diggler haha you’re right, I should have done that.

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K

I am told frequently I am a man that knows how to treat a lady and their boyfriends are just over grown boys. I stopped asking them why do they choose boys if they want a man. They usually don't understand the question or get pissed off that I implied they are part of the problem. I just accept the compliment, SS or truth and enjoy her company.

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shadowcat

I'm glad that (TUSCL)Avalons07 broke off her engagement with tumblingdice. I got tired of listening to her tell me what a drunk ass hole he was.

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Dougster

Strippers often tell me I am a RICH STUD while their boyfriends are DUMB FAGs.

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JohnSmith69

Most strippers compare me to their father.

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shadowcat

JS69's daughter speaks. :)

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shadowcat
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larryfisherman

LMAO Dougster

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vincemichaels

No Dougster, they say you are a stupid faggot as they take all the cash from your change purse. Then they curse you for being a cheap bitch. LMAO

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bubba267

SC.. a classic line from a classic, but not classy movie. Thanks for the chuckle.

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Estafador

I had a stripper once say I look like her ex. Not sure how that was supposed to get me to spend money on her. I spent money on another woman instead

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Supremeruler

Ive never been compared to a strippers boyfriend. Must be too much ss for them to even say it with a straight face.

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larryfisherman

@Estafador it’s done to make you think she’s into you or that she thinks you’re hot etc. If you’re not into her in the first place then that hustle won’t work. They usually use that on guys that they think are really into them.

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Rick999

I've had strippers lie and tell me they don't have a boyfriend. That could be both good and bad.

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Cashman1234

I’d take those comments as ss. It’s better than hearing - my boyfriends cock is much larger than yours. As long as the dancer frames her ss in the form of a compliment - it works for me!

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K

"I’d take those comments as ss." Should be, "take all comments as ss until proven otherwise. " even if it is the truth i think it likely she said it to seperate me from my money. Interesting, can the truth be SS?

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Cashman1234

Good question K. I think the truth can definitely be intended to separate you from your money. Whether that’s considered ss - I’m not sure? I’ll have to consult the tuscl glossary...

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