Been thinking about seeing this one bitch since I laid eyes on her last month...back then I tipped a hundred in fives to make an impression and went in yesterday to hit a home run.
Funny shit happens...bitch avoids me LMFAO or just doesn't see me or something...WOW
So I went to option #2....well she was excited to see me but the customer right before me tide her up and she gave me that look like...fuck...I'm sorry....I guess he was a spender lol
Well I had two hours before closing and it's a dead night...most the hoes was packing up and I had two waters, two red bulls, blue balls, red cock and $500 locked and loaded to bearell off on a bitch or two.
Actually figured I'd be leaving with all of it...ooo well...save it for next visit...just means I'll have dice as much.
Well this thirty something athletic spinner hits me up and conversation and table front room game was strong with this one....lots of kissing and mutual touching
Boom...busted a $500 wade on that hoe for two hours of fun
As I was leaving the other two girls was talking about their losses and looking pissed at me leaving...they both knew they fucked up and now I got a new favorite I'm going to see on the regular
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Juice, did I read that story correctly. Did you actually have a “front room makeout session.” If so, SJG is gonna bust a nut over that news.
Boom!
Sippy cup wins again!
Take THAT Jackie!
I love it when the Juice Mane tells a story in rapper language.
Juicy is coming to the light, forget those 18 year olds that JS69 likes, go after those 30 somethings like I like!
If I don't get front room I don't buy back room fun
I float between the 18-42 hoes
Boom LMFAO
18-42 - that translates to "Juice will fuck any stripper working in the club that night that will come to his table."
BTW did you ask her what her favorite flavor of Four Loko is?
Indeed
I don't get the hundred in 5s. Does that really make a bigger impression than 100 singles? It might just confuse her. Now if you rained a hundred 5s, but that's just wasting money. How about you tip a hundred in 2s? It still looks like a lot, and when they see the 2s it usually gets their attention as it's completely different than anything they usually see and they probably won't forget the next time.
I had a great time Brest feeding on some B cups
"a $500 wade"
Ace!
LMFAO
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