How the world will end!

It will begin with a CDC press release that reads: "The only possible origin of this deadly mutant HPV strain would be continued exposure of an infected individual to Listermint. But nobody would be stupid enough to wash their taint with Listermint every day of their life."

It was all brilliant when it was a goofy Shailynn joke but it isn't going to be funny when the new airborn HPV strain that turns people into zombies arises due to Listermint-induced mutations!