It will begin with a CDC press release that reads: "The only possible origin of this deadly mutant HPV strain would be continued exposure of an infected individual to Listermint. But nobody would be stupid enough to wash their taint with Listermint every day of their life."
It was all brilliant when it was a goofy Shailynn joke but it isn't going to be funny when the new airborn HPV strain that turns people into zombies arises due to Listermint-induced mutations!
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Just what I need. More shit to worry about.
Well at least those zombies will have fresh smelling breath.
One day Jesus will say: :"dad if human beings were the best you could do, you need to retire". God will respond: "I am fixing it as we speak" and the world will end.
Everyone will shit at McD's at the same time and that will do it I recon
The sun will become a red giant and engulf the Earth boiling our oceans away and burning all life to a cinder if the planet is still here. However that will be at least 2 to 5 billion years. The democrats should invent a time machine to rejoice in global warming at an extreme. Republicans could still argue it's not caused by man and be correct as well. Then the sun will engulf the planet, assuming humans or aliens haven't moved the planet to another orbit.
Will humans die out or kill almost all life on this planet before then? Odds might be good. We have nukes and multiple opposing countries talking about using them.
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