I am thinking of adding a stripper pole to one of my pizza restaurants

Great idea. We can ram it up your stupid ass, Douchester/txtittydumbass.

I am not Douchester/txtittydumbass, I just figured adding a stripper pole would be a good idea, since so many strippers have kids.

Bend over, faker, you get sloppy seconds. ROTFLMMFAO.

Don’t forget to add strippers.

Yeah, what's a stripper pole without strippers. Lonely. :)

Listen girls, I am not here to get into the Dougster vincemichaels saga, but if you two guys want to come to Chuck E. Cheese to hash it out over a medium pepperoni pizza I'm all for it.

I thought the stripper pole would be a good idea. All these teachers want to bang teenagers, all these guys are getting arrested for going to a strip club and leaving their kids in their car in the strip club parking lot, and all these strippers can't find a babysitter to go to work, so stripper pole in Chuck E Cheese is a win-win for everyone.

Sounds like the next Bitcoin. Get in now while it’s early.

Good idea you strippers. And a place fore xtras

@vincemichaels is a self-admitted pedophile.

Why not just replace the animatronic band with a strip show? Or robot strippers?