Fantasy's Island Lounge
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3624 S 7th St Louisville, KY 40215

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georgmicrodong
Jul 4, 2018, 3:31 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I'd like to think that this place couldn't go any lower, but I thought that a few months ago, and they proved me wrong then, so... It used to be awesome, but the pendulum has definitely swung to the "awful" side, and seems to be stuck there.

I don't think the place has been cleaned in a decade, or longer. The floor feels in places like you might step through it. It's definitely uneven; I've stumbled in the darkness a number of times on various dips and swells. The bathroom is...well, the less said about that, the better. The women's room must be even worse, because I've several times caught the ladies using the men's room. They don't seem to be alarmed at being caught, either. It's an even bet whether or not the door will be on or off, or uncloseable, on any given night, so don't expect any privacy. At all.

Pretty sure the criteria for dancers here lately is "unemployable at any other club in America." I suppose I could be generous and say that most of the girls are BBW, but "beautiful" isn't even close. Fat and ugly, even worse than me, for the most part. The occasional 4 or 5 doesn't last long, probably because the others are jealous and drive her away. They also mostly stay in the dressing room, because I guess they make more money in there.

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