BROOKLYN, Ill. — A hazmat situation inside of a Metro East strip club sent several people to the hospital, police said.
Two officers with the Brooklyn Police Department responded to Roxy's early Friday morning. Four patrons inside the building were discovered unconscious, and they were transported to the hospital along with the two responding officers.
Police said at least ten other patrons were evacuated from the building. The cause of the evacuation has yet to be determined.
The Illinois State Police are investigating.
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last commentI have two ace theories:
First, juicebox69 was in the audience. He had one of those brilliant Cheerwine floats he likes despite his inability to digest lactose. You can figure out the rest!
Second, crazyjoe was driving through town but he couldn't find a McD's with a bidet. He said to himself: I bet that strip club has a bidet. You can figure out the rest!
It is also possible that both of these events happened on the same night. If true, they will be burning down the club. ;)
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Probably some dumb ass drug dealer mixed carfentanyl into their usual product. Even minute amounts of that shit can be fatal and casual contact can cause serious issues.
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Based on reviews, I'm surprised the VIP rooms at Follies haven't been closed for the same reason.
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That’s some crazy shit. Hazmat conditions in strip clubs are bad news. Shit can spread quickly in a strip club. Burning the place to the ground might be the most reasonable solution (regardless of what Juice or CrazyJoe did to the shitter).
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Maybe there was some super stank pussy all up in that joint
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