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7 years ago

Sick water buffalo hustle

I see on YouTube videos where the Bangkok go-go dancers go to hustle for PL's is a sick water buffalo back home in their province.

I can easily visualize me reaching for my wallet as one of these cute Thai honeys tearfully told me about their family's sick buffalo.

Those honeys would own me.

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jackslash

Kind of like the sick possum hustle in West Virginia clubs.

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twentyfive

I thought Shadowcat posted a pic of a sick water buffalo yesterday, not that I’d look or anything. ;)

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Papi_Chulo

How bout the "my dog is depressed and I'm afraid he'll take his life - can you give me $300 for his therapy"

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twentyfive

^theres a new one ;)

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shailynn

Jackie is like “my husband Juice’s cheat day on his diet is coming up and I don’t have enough money to take him to Arby’s.”

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JAprufrock

I heard In Arkansas clubs the strippers tell a sob story about how they were impregnated by their cousins and need money for the marriage license.

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